|When our species indulges in the cat-and-mouse game, we often forget who the cat is and who is the mouse!|
|If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say?|
Hiss and Hearse!
|Gay people are amazingly helpful.|
Not only they leave girls for us, they also take one guy with them from competition!
|Lusting is easy. Loving is so difficult!|
|Society is going to judge you anyway, so do whatever you want to do!|
|Don't be afraid of change. You may end up losing something good, but you will probably end up gaining something better.|
Don't marry a tennis player, because love means nothing to them!
Joining social media increases your risk of getting an STD - Socially Transmitted Delusions!
|Aamir Khan: Thanda Matlab?|
Rahul Gandhi: Shikanji!
|Drinking pineapple juice will improve your complexion and adding rum will improve others' looks!|