• In the UK, you need a TV licence to watch TV or you could end up in prison where you get to watch TV all day without paying for a licence!Upload to Facebook
    In the UK, you need a TV licence to watch TV or you could end up in prison where you get to watch TV all day without paying for a licence!
  • Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? <br/>
Girl: No there's 26<br/>
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right?
    Girl: No there's 26
    Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
  • You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly; but when I look at you, I feel lucky!Upload to Facebook
    You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly; but when I look at you, I feel lucky!
  • Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery!Upload to Facebook
    Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery!
  • Popeye could also take good photographs.<br/>
Because he was `Popeye DSLR man`!Upload to Facebook
    Popeye could also take good photographs.
    Because he was "Popeye DSLR man"!
  • A lesson from our hand:<br/>
All fingers are not in the same length. But when they bend, all stand equal.<br/>
Life becomes easy when we bend and adjust to all situations.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    A lesson from our hand:
    All fingers are not in the same length. But when they bend, all stand equal.
    Life becomes easy when we bend and adjust to all situations.
    Good Morning!
  • The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do Tomorrow!Upload to Facebook
    The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do Tomorrow!
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Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!Upload to Facebook
    Zara Socho Agar Main Aap Ka Dost Na Hota Toh...


















    Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!
  • Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce?<br/>
Lawyer: 50000/-<br/>
Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration?<br/>
Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!Upload to Facebook
    Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce?
    Lawyer: 50000/-
    Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration?
    Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!
  • I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude!
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