• A man received a call from lottery company: Sir, Aapne Bangkok Trip Ki Do Ticket Jeete Hain... Aap Kiske Saath Jaoge?<br/>
Man: Main Akela Hi Do Baar Jaaunga!Upload to Facebook
    A man received a call from lottery company: Sir, Aapne Bangkok Trip Ki Do Ticket Jeete Hain... Aap Kiske Saath Jaoge?
    Man: Main Akela Hi Do Baar Jaaunga!
  • What grows under your nose?<br/>
Tulips!Upload to Facebook
    What grows under your nose?
    Tulips!
  • Did you hear the joke about the fence?<br/>
I couldn't get over it!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear the joke about the fence?
    I couldn't get over it!
  • <b>Conversation in Heaven:</b><br/>
Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.<br/>
American: I died because of a hurricane.<br/>
Delhiite: I was just doing Pranayama!Upload to Facebook
    Conversation in Heaven:
    Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.
    American: I died because of a hurricane.
    Delhiite: I was just doing Pranayama!
  • Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?<br/>
He was a dumbbell!Upload to Facebook
    Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?
    He was a dumbbell!
  • Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!Upload to Facebook
    Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!
  • Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations. Wishing you a never-give up attitude on your Birthday!<br/>
Greetings on this wonderful day!Upload to Facebook
    Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations. Wishing you a never-give up attitude on your Birthday!
    Greetings on this wonderful day!
  • A hug is a great gift... one size fits all. <br/>
It can be given for any occasion and it's easy to exchange!Upload to Facebook
    A hug is a great gift... one size fits all.
    It can be given for any occasion and it's easy to exchange!
    Hug
  • Everything you do is under your control, don't let anyone control your actions!Upload to Facebook
    Everything you do is under your control, don't let anyone control your actions!
  • Each day is a new opportunity to be great. So never lose hope and always quest for more.<br/>
Good Morning and have a Great Day!Upload to Facebook
    Each day is a new opportunity to be great. So never lose hope and always quest for more.
    Good Morning and have a Great Day!
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