|A man received a call from lottery company: Sir, Aapne Bangkok Trip Ki Do Ticket Jeete Hain... Aap Kiske Saath Jaoge?|
Man: Main Akela Hi Do Baar Jaaunga!
|What grows under your nose?|
|Did you hear the joke about the fence?|
I couldn't get over it!
|Conversation in Heaven:|
Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.
American: I died because of a hurricane.
Delhiite: I was just doing Pranayama!
|Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?|
He was a dumbbell!
|Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!|
|Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations. Wishing you a never-give up attitude on your Birthday!|
Greetings on this wonderful day!
|A hug is a great gift... one size fits all. |
It can be given for any occasion and it's easy to exchange!
|Everything you do is under your control, don't let anyone control your actions!|
|Each day is a new opportunity to be great. So never lose hope and always quest for more.|
Good Morning and have a Great Day!