Seeing your goals written down by your own hand has a powerful impact on your mind.|
|Guy: I want to marry your daughter.|
Girl's Dad: How much do you earn?
Guy: 30,000/- per month.
Girl's Dad: I give her 25000 pocket money per month.
Guy: Yeah, Woh Mila Kar Hi Bata Raha Hun!
|Wife pings husband on Whatsapp:|
"Call Kar 'bc' Balance Khatam Ho Geya Hai. Waiting!"
It took 15 minutes for the husband to come out of shock and understand that 'bc' means 'because'!
|A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot!|
|Whenever I get a wedding Invite from friends, I get excited not because they remember me but because there will be free food!|
|Curious Case of Blue Tick.|
WhatsApp - Wants to hide from everyone
FB & Twitter - Wants to show everyone
|The harsh winter ends, spring is God-sent;|
A song on every lip; reminding one of yore;
Nature at its very best, charting a new course;
The flowers bloom, let's romance to the core!
Wish you a Happy Basant Panchami!
|I don't respect those who don't respect me.|
You call it ego, I call it self-respect!
|You have 3 choices in life. You can watch things happen, make things happen and wonder what the hell happened!|
God is above to bless you.
Before to guide you,
Behind to protect you,
Beside to comfort you,
Inside to sustain you.
Good Morning and have a bleesed day!