• Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions!
    Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions!
  • Accurate Description of Stock Market terminology: <br/>

BSE: Bombay Se Exit <br/>
NSE: Nation Se Exit <br/>
F/O: Future Over <br/>
NIFTY: No Income For This Year <br/>
PE: Plunge Endless <br/>
EBITDA: Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again  <br/>
HNI: Has No Idea <br/>
PMS: Pre-Meditated Scam <br/>
& the winner of all... <br/>
SIP: Suicide by Investing Patiently!
    Accurate Description of Stock Market terminology:
    BSE: Bombay Se Exit
    NSE: Nation Se Exit
    F/O: Future Over
    NIFTY: No Income For This Year
    PE: Plunge Endless
    EBITDA: Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again
    HNI: Has No Idea
    PMS: Pre-Meditated Scam
    & the winner of all...
    SIP: Suicide by Investing Patiently!
  • Congress gave 5 Gandhis in 60 years, While BJP gave 4 Modis in 4 Years. <br/>
So BJP wins on Duckworth-Lewis basis!
    Congress gave 5 Gandhis in 60 years, While BJP gave 4 Modis in 4 Years.
    So BJP wins on Duckworth-Lewis basis!
  • I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me. <br/>
1. Give me loan <br/>
2. Then leave me alone!
    I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me.
    1. Give me loan
    2. Then leave me alone!
  • All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank?
    All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank?
  • Smiles can hide so much; fear, pain, sadness, tears. But then again they reflect one thing: strength!
    Smiles can hide so much; fear, pain, sadness, tears. But then again they reflect one thing: strength!
  • To be successful you must accept all challenges that come your way. You can't just accept the ones you like!
    To be successful you must accept all challenges that come your way. You can't just accept the ones you like!
  • Your past is done, so forget it. Your future is yet to come, so dream it, but your present is now, so live it with no regrets. <br/>
Good Morning!
    Your past is done, so forget it. Your future is yet to come, so dream it, but your present is now, so live it with no regrets.
    Good Morning!
  • Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad!
    Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad!
  • Bank Mein Paise Rakho Toh Nirav Modi Ka Darr.<br/>
Ghar Pe Paise Rakho Toh Narendra Modi Ka Darr!
    Bank Mein Paise Rakho Toh Nirav Modi Ka Darr.
    Ghar Pe Paise Rakho Toh Narendra Modi Ka Darr!