|A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?|
Santa: No, that's a picture of her!
|Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore!|
|The only thing that I will ever force in life is my jeans over my butt!|
|Hearing someone tell you how much they adore you is so relieving and heart warming. Though I know - you love me; but I love it more hearing it every once in a while!|
|May you be blessed with the beauty of His grace, and may His favour be lavished upon you.|
Have a blessed birthday!
|Invest in your future, forget your past!|
|Maturity is when you keep your mouth shut when you want to say something mean to someone. Only people at peace with themselves can do this.|
|Oxford Dictionary is adding a new word:|
Indigo (v): To beat an unprepared person black and blue
Example: Johnny was indigoed, when he jumped the queue at a wine shop!
|Delhi smog situation is worsening. Many men were caught hugging their own wives!|
|There was a time when I used to sing in shower;|
Now I make my life's decisions there!