• I read a book on marriage and it said, `You should treat your wife as you treated her on your 1st date`.<br/>
So I took her to dinner at a restaurant and then I dropped her at her parents' house!
    I read a book on marriage and it said, "You should treat your wife as you treated her on your 1st date".
    So I took her to dinner at a restaurant and then I dropped her at her parents' house!
  • 4 girls were in a room <br/>
Claire was playing Chess, <br/>
Marie was watching TV;<br/>
And Annie was sleeping.<br/>
Then what was the 4th girl doing?
    4 girls were in a room
    Claire was playing Chess,
    Marie was watching TV;
    And Annie was sleeping.
    Then what was the 4th girl doing?
  • Three ways to get past your fears:<br/><br/>

1. Be determined to do what scares you!<br/>
2. Never let fear have a hold over you!<br/>
3. Believe in your abilities to overcome your fear!
    Three ways to get past your fears:

    1. Be determined to do what scares you!
    2. Never let fear have a hold over you!
    3. Believe in your abilities to overcome your fear!
  • The relation is a bond between persons who may not be equal in qualifications, talent, money, or age. but equal in their commitment to understanding each other.<br/>
Good Morning!
    The relation is a bond between persons who may not be equal in qualifications, talent, money, or age. but equal in their commitment to understanding each other.
    Good Morning!
  • Officer: You were speeding.<br/>
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.<br/>
Officer: There Is no traffic.<br/>
Santa: I am really far behind!
    Officer: You were speeding.
    Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
    Officer: There Is no traffic.
    Santa: I am really far behind!
  • Parents should be able to hibernate through summer until school starts again!
    Parents should be able to hibernate through summer until school starts again!
  • I feel like food is the glue that holds my life together!
    I feel like food is the glue that holds my life together!
  • Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss bed and that makes you feel sad!
    Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss bed and that makes you feel sad!
  • Thing which wakes you up in the morning:<br/>

Alarm ✖<br/>
Enough sleep ✖<br/>
Mummy ke lectures ✔
    Thing which wakes you up in the morning:
    Alarm ✖
    Enough sleep ✖
    Mummy ke lectures ✔
  • Researchers are trying to find a cure for chronic diseases. <br/>
Sad part is that love is not on their list!
    Researchers are trying to find a cure for chronic diseases.
    Sad part is that love is not on their list!