• Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.<br/>
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
    Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.
    Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
  • A vegan said to me: `People who sell meat are disgusting`.<br/>
I replied: `People who sell fruit and veges are grocer`!
    A vegan said to me: "People who sell meat are disgusting".
    I replied: "People who sell fruit and veges are grocer"!
  • I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself!
    I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself!
  • My heart feels a depth of gratitude that only a hug can display.<br/>
I wish that I could wrap my arms around you and make life's irks go away.<br/>
But instead, I'll say a happy prayer that we are here together to celebrate this Mother's Day.<br/>

Happy Mother's Day!
    My heart feels a depth of gratitude that only a hug can display.
    I wish that I could wrap my arms around you and make life's irks go away.
    But instead, I'll say a happy prayer that we are here together to celebrate this Mother's Day.
    Happy Mother's Day!
  • Life has never been perfect. It probably never will.<br/>
But I will never ever lose hope, because I know I always have you to stand by me even if the whole world falls apart.<br/>
I love you mother, so much more than you even know.<br/>
Happy Mother's day to you!
    Life has never been perfect. It probably never will.
    But I will never ever lose hope, because I know I always have you to stand by me even if the whole world falls apart.
    I love you mother, so much more than you even know.
    Happy Mother's day to you!
  • People wait:<br/>
All week for Friday.<br/>
All year for Summer.<br/>
And all their life for happiness!
    People wait:
    All week for Friday.
    All year for Summer.
    And all their life for happiness!
  • One of our greatest tests is to see if we are able to bless someone else while we are going through our own storm!
    One of our greatest tests is to see if we are able to bless someone else while we are going through our own storm!
  • Behaviour has always an edge over knowledge. There are many situations, where knowledge fails, but behaviour handles everything.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Behaviour has always an edge over knowledge. There are many situations, where knowledge fails, but behaviour handles everything.
    Good Morning!
  • My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck.<br/>
~ Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec<br/>

Wish you a very Happy Mother's Day!
    My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck.
    ~ Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
    Wish you a very Happy Mother's Day!
  • If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?<br/>

~ Milton Berle<br/>

Happy Mother's day to a great multi-tasker!
    If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
    ~ Milton Berle
    Happy Mother's day to a great multi-tasker!