|Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.|
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
|A vegan said to me: "People who sell meat are disgusting".|
I replied: "People who sell fruit and veges are grocer"!
|I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself!|
|My heart feels a depth of gratitude that only a hug can display.|
I wish that I could wrap my arms around you and make life's irks go away.
But instead, I'll say a happy prayer that we are here together to celebrate this Mother's Day.
Happy Mother's Day!
|Life has never been perfect. It probably never will.|
But I will never ever lose hope, because I know I always have you to stand by me even if the whole world falls apart.
I love you mother, so much more than you even know.
Happy Mother's day to you!
All week for Friday.
All year for Summer.
And all their life for happiness!
|One of our greatest tests is to see if we are able to bless someone else while we are going through our own storm!|
|Behaviour has always an edge over knowledge. There are many situations, where knowledge fails, but behaviour handles everything.|
|My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck.|
~ Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Wish you a very Happy Mother's Day!
|If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?|
~ Milton Berle
Happy Mother's day to a great multi-tasker!