|A lady donated her earrings to a beggar.|
Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya!
|Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!|
|Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?|
Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.
Bunty: What did you do?
Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!
|Dating profiles are like gardens. You have to heap on fertilizers to get the flowers to come out!|
|The only time when a man doesn't stare at a woman in local bus or train is when he's sitting on the ladies seat!|
|Teacher: What do you do after school?|
1st Student: I go and buy weed from Baba.
2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Baba.
3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Baba.
4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework.
Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
4th Student: Baba!
|Mustard is very good for reducing weight.|
How to use:
Take 1kg of mustard in a bowl, pour it on the floor. Now pick up each seed of mustard and put it into the bowl. If you want zero size then use Khas-Khas instead of mustard!
|Be thankful for what you have today. Work hard for what you want tomorrow!|
|God doesn't give you the people you want, He gives you the people you need.|
|'LOL' is like 'Pairi Pauna'.|
You say it without actually doing it!