|May this festival of zeal and verve fill your life with lots of energy and enthusiasm and may it help you bring happiness and prosperity to you and your loved ones.|
A Happy & Warm Lohri Greetings to all!
|Write 8 eight times using Mathematical symbols to get 1000 as an answer.|
|While you're busy looking for the perfect person, you'll probably miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy!|
|To be successful you must accept all challenges that come your way. You can't just accept the ones you like!|
|Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but it's more difficult to regret.|
Good Morning and have a great weekend!
|Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.|
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!
|Steve jobs was actually a Marathi. His every innovation was dedicated to his mom...|
|Since Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).|
Not to be outdone by these kids, now the oldies can have their our own codes.
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
Hope these help... GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)!
|Normal people commit suicide, but CAs attempt suicide!|
|If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humour!|