• A lady donated her earrings to a beggar.<br/>
Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya!Upload to Facebook
    A lady donated her earrings to a beggar.
    Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya!
  • Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!Upload to Facebook
    Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!
  • Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?<br/>
Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.<br/>
Bunty: What did you do?<br/>
Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?
    Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.
    Bunty: What did you do?
    Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!
  • Dating profiles are like gardens. You have to heap on fertilizers to get the flowers to come out!Upload to Facebook
    Dating profiles are like gardens. You have to heap on fertilizers to get the flowers to come out!
  • The only time when a man doesn't stare at a woman in local bus or train is when he's sitting on the ladies seat!Upload to Facebook
    The only time when a man doesn't stare at a woman in local bus or train is when he's sitting on the ladies seat!
  • Teacher: What do you do after school?<br/>
1st Student: I go and buy weed from Baba.<br/>
2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Baba.<br/>
3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Baba.<br/>
4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework.<br/>
Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name? <br/>
4th Student: Baba!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What do you do after school?
    1st Student: I go and buy weed from Baba.
    2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Baba.
    3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Baba.
    4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework.
    Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
    4th Student: Baba!
  • Mustard is very good for reducing weight.<br/><br/>

How to use:<br/>
Take 1kg of mustard in a bowl, pour it on the floor. Now pick up each seed of mustard and put it into the bowl. If you want zero size then use Khas-Khas instead of mustard!Upload to Facebook
    Mustard is very good for reducing weight.

    How to use:
    Take 1kg of mustard in a bowl, pour it on the floor. Now pick up each seed of mustard and put it into the bowl. If you want zero size then use Khas-Khas instead of mustard!
  • Be thankful for what you have today. Work hard for what you want tomorrow!Upload to Facebook
    Be thankful for what you have today. Work hard for what you want tomorrow!
  • God doesn't give you the people you want, He gives you the people you need.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    God doesn't give you the people you want, He gives you the people you need.
    Good Morning!
  • 'LOL' is like 'Pairi Pauna'.<br/>
You say it without actually doing it!Upload to Facebook
    'LOL' is like 'Pairi Pauna'.
    You say it without actually doing it!
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