|You'll meet 2 kinds of people in your life:|
Ones who'll build you up;
And the ones who'll tear you down;
But in the end, you'll thank them both.
|When a Marwadi gets kidnapped:|
Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa Do.
Kidnapper connects the call.
Marwadi: Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana, Waste Ho Jayega!
|Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?|
|What 2018 tells to 2017?|
Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka!
Wish you a wonderful 2018!
|I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!|
|I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now!|
|When you're mad at someone you love, be careful what you say because your mind gets angry but your heart still cares!|
|Life can give us a number of beautiful friends, but only true friends can give us a beautiful life!|
|The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire; the size of your dream; and how you handle disappointment along the way!|
|You may lose the people you love, You may lose the things you have. But no matter what happens, Never lose yourself.|