|The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.|
|Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.|
He argued, "Many people do it, why only catch me?"
The pool manager replied, "Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!"
|Girl: Dad, I'm in love... It's love at second sight.|
Dad: What is love at second sight?
Girl: When I first saw him, he was buying Manikchand Gutkha & when I saw him again, he was spitting it out of his Lamborghini!
|Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?|
Pappu: A drinking problem!
#WorldCupFinal Two Main Events... 1998 France wins FIFA. Nawaz in jail!
2018 - France wins FIFA... Nawaz in jail!
|Fat weighs less than muscle so in theory I should be getting lighter!|
|My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing.|
He caught all sorts!
|Dumbest thing I believed as a child:|
Once I'm 18 my Mom won't be able to tell me what I can and can't do anymore!
|Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!|
|Cancerians always listen to the problems of others and I am very lucky to have a friend like you with whom I can share almost everything.|
Happy Birthday to you my dear Cancerian friend!