|Waiter: Plain Rice or GST Rice?|
Jaitley: What's GST?
Waiter: Ahh, that's complex to explain!
|Punjabis on Weekdays: Bura Time|
Punjabis on Weekends: Buraaaaah Time!
|Friends pay food-bills on a de-tu-de basis!|
|Crackerless Diwali, Colourless Holi, Cashless Transactions!|
What next? Brideless weddings?
|Mariage - A romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!|
|Is Kadar Pyaar Bhari Nazron Se Dekha Us Zaalim Ne;|
Dil Toh Geya Hi 10 Rupaye Ka Samosa Bhi Gir Geya!
|Light a lamp of love;|
Bomb the devils of evils;
Shoot a rocket of prosperity;
Flower a pot of happiness;
Sparkle the smile of your family.
Have a scintillating Diwali!
|On this Dhanteras, wishing you with a lot of wealth & prosperity accompanied with name and fame.|
Wish you a Happy Dhanteras!
|If you can't find any opportunities, then make some!|
|Be bold enough to use your voice;|
Brave enough to listen to your heart;
And strong enough to live the life you have always imagined.
Good Morning and have a Great Day!