• The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.<br/>
Good Night!
    The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
    Good Night!
  • Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.<br/>
He argued, `Many people do it, why only catch me?`<br/>
The pool manager replied, `Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!`
    Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.
    He argued, "Many people do it, why only catch me?"
    The pool manager replied, "Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!"
  • Girl: Dad, I'm in love... It's love at second sight.<br/>
Dad: What is love at second sight?<br/>
Girl: When I first saw him, he was buying Manikchand Gutkha & when I saw him again, he was spitting it out of his Lamborghini!
    Girl: Dad, I'm in love... It's love at second sight.
    Dad: What is love at second sight?
    Girl: When I first saw him, he was buying Manikchand Gutkha & when I saw him again, he was spitting it out of his Lamborghini!
  • Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?<br/>
Pappu: A drinking problem!
    Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?
    Pappu: A drinking problem!
  • Coincidence:<br/>
#WorldCupFinal⁠ ⁠Two Main Events... 1998 France wins FIFA. Nawaz in jail!<br/>
2018 - France wins FIFA... Nawaz in jail!
    Coincidence:
    #WorldCupFinal⁠ ⁠Two Main Events... 1998 France wins FIFA. Nawaz in jail!
    2018 - France wins FIFA... Nawaz in jail!
  • Fat weighs less than muscle so in theory I should be getting lighter!
    Fat weighs less than muscle so in theory I should be getting lighter!
  • My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing.<br/>
He caught all sorts!
    My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing.
    He caught all sorts!
  • Dumbest thing I believed as a child:<br/>
Once I'm 18 my Mom won't be able to tell me what I can and can't do anymore!
    Dumbest thing I believed as a child:
    Once I'm 18 my Mom won't be able to tell me what I can and can't do anymore!
  • Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!
    Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!
  • Cancerians always listen to the problems of others and I am very lucky to have a friend like you with whom I can share almost everything.<br/>
Happy Birthday to you my dear Cancerian friend!
    Cancerians always listen to the problems of others and I am very lucky to have a friend like you with whom I can share almost everything.
    Happy Birthday to you my dear Cancerian friend!