|Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder!|
|On the road to success, there's a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends and red lights called enemies.|
|Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.|
Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye!
|I'm going to focus on me.|
Translation: I'm single and I hate everyone!
My girlfriend got offended when I told her, she is my strength.
She said, "That means, other women are your weaknesses"!
|Behind every person staring at their phone is a life passing by them!|
|Interviewer: What is your weakness?|
Candidate: I am short tempered.
Candidate: Phir Wohi Baat Saali...
|Why isn't Friday the 13th a long weekend?|
|7 year old me: Comes home from school and strips off all my clothes.|
32 year old me: Comes home from work and strips off all my clothes.
Some things never change!
|If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness!|