• On a Date:<br/>
Pappu: Black coffee for two.<br/>
Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.<br/>
Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    On a Date:
    Pappu: Black coffee for two.
    Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.
    Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!
  • Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.<br/>
Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?<br/>
Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.<br/>
Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.<br/>
Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?<br/>
Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.
    Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?
    Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.
    Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.
    Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?
    Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
  • When I die I don't want to be buried in some crowded cemetery.<br/>
I don't do well among large groups of random strangers!Upload to Facebook
    When I die I don't want to be buried in some crowded cemetery.
    I don't do well among large groups of random strangers!
  • What did one plate say to the other?<br/>
Dinner's on me!Upload to Facebook
    What did one plate say to the other?
    Dinner's on me!
  • Social Media:<br/>
A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!Upload to Facebook
    Social Media:
    A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!
  • I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds.<br/>
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It's called beer!Upload to Facebook
    I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds.
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    It's called beer!
  • Thank You,<br/>
For all these years of moral support and unswerving loyalty, accept my thanks and gratitude, my dear family!Upload to Facebook
    Thank You,
    For all these years of moral support and unswerving loyalty, accept my thanks and gratitude, my dear family!
  • Life may not be the party you hoped for;<br/>
But that doesn't mean you stop the celebration.<br/>
Always remember you are the DJ of your life!Upload to Facebook
    Life may not be the party you hoped for;
    But that doesn't mean you stop the celebration.
    Always remember you are the DJ of your life!
  • Be grateful that you don't have everything you want, it means you still have an opportunity to be happier tomorrow than you are today.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Be grateful that you don't have everything you want, it means you still have an opportunity to be happier tomorrow than you are today.
    Good Morning!
  • Happy Birthday to my wonderful, amazing and fabulous niece... who is just like her wonderful, amazing and fabulous Aunt.
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    Happy Birthday to my wonderful, amazing and fabulous niece... who is just like her wonderful, amazing and fabulous Aunt.
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