• Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.
    Good Morning!
  • When I was young, my family astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life.<br/>
It was a pretty accurate prediction!<br/>
I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL!Upload to Facebook
    When I was young, my family astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life.
    It was a pretty accurate prediction!
    I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL!
  • A request to Supreme Court:<br/>
Due to increase in Noise and Air pollution, farting should also be banned in public!Upload to Facebook
    A request to Supreme Court:
    Due to increase in Noise and Air pollution, farting should also be banned in public!
  • After spending all day watching on TV, a man fell asleep on a couch and spent the night in it. His wife woke him up in the morning.<br/>
`It's ten to seven`, she called.<br/>
`in whose favour?`Upload to Facebook
    After spending all day watching on TV, a man fell asleep on a couch and spent the night in it. His wife woke him up in the morning.
    "It's ten to seven", she called.
    "in whose favour?"
  • Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?<br/>
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?
    Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
  • Suicide is a way of telling God, `You can't fire me - I quit!`
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    Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit!"
  • I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!
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    I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!
  • If you dress for success, it won't be long until you achieve it!
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    If you dress for success, it won't be long until you achieve it!
  • Wedding anniversary wishes to a special couple who show that love can be true and forever. May your lives continue to grow in love and happiness together!
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    Wedding anniversary wishes to a special couple who show that love can be true and forever. May your lives continue to grow in love and happiness together!
  • Your special day has come at last;<br/>
So make the most and have a blast!<br/>
Warm wishes for the solemnisation of your wedding!Upload to Facebook
    Your special day has come at last;
    So make the most and have a blast!
    Warm wishes for the solemnisation of your wedding!
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