|Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.|
|When I was young, my family astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life.|
It was a pretty accurate prediction!
I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL!
|A request to Supreme Court:|
Due to increase in Noise and Air pollution, farting should also be banned in public!
|After spending all day watching on TV, a man fell asleep on a couch and spent the night in it. His wife woke him up in the morning.|
"It's ten to seven", she called.
"in whose favour?"
|Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?|
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
|Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit!"|
|I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!|
|If you dress for success, it won't be long until you achieve it!|
|Wedding anniversary wishes to a special couple who show that love can be true and forever. May your lives continue to grow in love and happiness together!|
|Your special day has come at last;|
So make the most and have a blast!
Warm wishes for the solemnisation of your wedding!