• Latest status update:<br/>
`Toilet` Gaye The - Late Ho Gaye Toh Shuru Ki Thodi Si Nikal Gayi!Upload to Facebook
    Latest status update:
    "Toilet" Gaye The - Late Ho Gaye Toh Shuru Ki Thodi Si Nikal Gayi!
  • Interviewer: What are your strengths?<br/>
Guy: I don't panic under pressure.<br/>
Interviewer: How?<br/>
Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What are your strengths?
    Guy: I don't panic under pressure.
    Interviewer: How?
    Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!
  • Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, `Your money or your life!`<br/>
I told him, `I am married... i.e. no money and no life.`<br/>
We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, "Your money or your life!"
    I told him, "I am married... i.e. no money and no life."
    We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!
  • Teacher: What is a Barometer?<br/>
Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is a Barometer?
    Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!
  • In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!<br/>
This is called balanced Act of God!<br/>
Ghurrrr... Ghurrrr...Upload to Facebook
    In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!
    This is called balanced Act of God!
    Ghurrrr... Ghurrrr...
  • Guys who message `I love you` to girls on Sarahah are the same guys who write `I love you Pooja` on school/college washroom walls!Upload to Facebook
    Guys who message "I love you" to girls on Sarahah are the same guys who write "I love you Pooja" on school/college washroom walls!
  • Best Threesome:<br/>
Me<br/>
My Bed<br/>
My PillowUpload to Facebook
    Best Threesome:
    Me
    My Bed
    My Pillow
  • Fate must have brought us together but this great love of ours will keep us together, no matter what comes our way.<br/>
Happy Birthday, my Love!Upload to Facebook
    Fate must have brought us together but this great love of ours will keep us together, no matter what comes our way.
    Happy Birthday, my Love!
  • Fall in love with souls, not faces!Upload to Facebook
    Fall in love with souls, not faces!
  • Life is filled with unexpected adventures.<br/>
As you continue to move on in life and face new events, adventures, and challenges, I wish you the best of luck!Upload to Facebook
    Life is filled with unexpected adventures.
    As you continue to move on in life and face new events, adventures, and challenges, I wish you the best of luck!
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