|Take the time every day to be grateful, thankful for everything that you have. You can always have more, but you could also have less.|
|Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.|
Santa: What? Why?
Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked "which end?"
|Relationship are like fat people... most of them don't workout!|
|One day you offer somone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!|
|The pickup line `did it hurt when you fell from Heaven` is actually informing somebody that you think they may be Satan!|
|I get ignored so much that... |
My name should be terms and conditions!
|Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.|
Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
|Most relationships fail because you both are too busy pointing out each other's mistakes and not spending enough time loving one another!|
|People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.|
Good Morning & have a Great Day!
|Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die!|