• Well, to be Frank...<br/>
I'd have to change my name!
    Well, to be Frank...
    I'd have to change my name!
  • 
Pro Tip:<br/>
Never buy something that the shopkeeper suggests you to buy!
    Pro Tip:
    Never buy something that the shopkeeper suggests you to buy!
  • A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi:<br/>
Hindustan Leaver!
    A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi:
    Hindustan Leaver!
  • A solid advice was given by Israeli Diplomat:<br/>
`Kashmir belongs to India` should be printed on every new Indian currency note!<br/>
Pakistan wouldn't have the courage to print any more counterfeit Indian currency!
    A solid advice was given by Israeli Diplomat:
    "Kashmir belongs to India" should be printed on every new Indian currency note!
    Pakistan wouldn't have the courage to print any more counterfeit Indian currency!
  • The things you hide in your heart... eat you alive!
    The things you hide in your heart... eat you alive!
  • Successful people have two things on their lips.<br/>
Silence and Smile.<br/>
Smile to solve problems and silence to avoid problems!
    Successful people have two things on their lips.
    Silence and Smile.
    Smile to solve problems and silence to avoid problems!
  • Small minds can't comprehend big spirits.<br/>
To be great, you have to be willing to be mocked, hated and misunderstood.<br/>
Good Morning and Stay Strong!
    Small minds can't comprehend big spirits.
    To be great, you have to be willing to be mocked, hated and misunderstood.
    Good Morning and Stay Strong!
  • Boy to a girl: You look better with your glasses off.<br/>
Girl: You look better with my glasses off, too!
    Boy to a girl: You look better with your glasses off.
    Girl: You look better with my glasses off, too!
  • Not to brag, but after 3 years in the gym, I have abs like a shredded bag of cottage cheese!
    Not to brag, but after 3 years in the gym, I have abs like a shredded bag of cottage cheese!
  • Two idioms facing extinction:<br/>
1. As safe as a bank<br/>
2. He's a real gem!
    Two idioms facing extinction:
    1. As safe as a bank
    2. He's a real gem!