• Take the time every day to be grateful, thankful for everything that you have. You can always have more, but you could also have less.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Take the time every day to be grateful, thankful for everything that you have. You can always have more, but you could also have less.
    Good Morning!
  • Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.<br/>
Santa: What? Why?<br/>
Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked `which end?`Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.
    Santa: What? Why?
    Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked "which end?"
  • Relationship are like fat people... most of them don't workout!Upload to Facebook
    Relationship are like fat people... most of them don't workout!
  • One day you offer somone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!Upload to Facebook
    One day you offer somone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!
  • The pickup line `did it hurt when you fell from Heaven` is actually informing somebody that you think they may be Satan!Upload to Facebook
    The pickup line `did it hurt when you fell from Heaven` is actually informing somebody that you think they may be Satan!
  • I get ignored so much that... <br/>
My name should be terms and conditions!Upload to Facebook
    I get ignored so much that...
    My name should be terms and conditions!
  • Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.<br/>
Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?<br/>
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.
    Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?
    Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
  • Most relationships fail because you both are too busy pointing out each other's mistakes and not spending enough time loving one another!Upload to Facebook
    Most relationships fail because you both are too busy pointing out each other's mistakes and not spending enough time loving one another!
  • People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Great Day!Upload to Facebook
    People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.
    Good Morning & have a Great Day!
  • Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die!Upload to Facebook
    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die!
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