|Latest status update:|
"Toilet" Gaye The - Late Ho Gaye Toh Shuru Ki Thodi Si Nikal Gayi!
|Interviewer: What are your strengths?|
Guy: I don't panic under pressure.
Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!
|Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, "Your money or your life!"|
I told him, "I am married... i.e. no money and no life."
We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!
|Teacher: What is a Barometer?|
Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!
|In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!|
This is called balanced Act of God!
|Guys who message "I love you" to girls on Sarahah are the same guys who write "I love you Pooja" on school/college washroom walls!|
|Fate must have brought us together but this great love of ours will keep us together, no matter what comes our way.|
Happy Birthday, my Love!
|Fall in love with souls, not faces!|
|Life is filled with unexpected adventures.|
As you continue to move on in life and face new events, adventures, and challenges, I wish you the best of luck!