• The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!Upload to Facebook
    The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
  • Choose your company before you choose your drink!Upload to Facebook
    Choose your company before you choose your drink!
  • With airplane mode, there should be drunk mode also in which no one is allowed to drunk dial their ex!Upload to Facebook
    With airplane mode, there should be drunk mode also in which no one is allowed to drunk dial their ex!
  • People keep telling me to drink less whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!Upload to Facebook
    People keep telling me to drink less whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
  • If you're afraid of gaining weight, have 60 ml of whiskey before every meal... this will reduce fear.
Cheers!Upload to Facebook
    If you're afraid of gaining weight, have 60 ml of whiskey before every meal... this will reduce fear. Cheers!
  • When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!Upload to Facebook
    When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!
  • I have mixed drinks about feelings!Upload to Facebook
    I have mixed drinks about feelings!
  • Ironically, the fight between mind and heart always ends up hurting the liver!Upload to Facebook
    Ironically, the fight between mind and heart always ends up hurting the liver!
  • Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, `It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve.`<br/>
So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.<br/>
I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!<br/>
So I'm trying again tonight!Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, "It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve."
    So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.
    I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!
    So I'm trying again tonight!
  • Looks like you have a lot on your mind.<br/>
Do you wanna drink about it!Upload to Facebook
    Looks like you have a lot on your mind.
    Do you wanna drink about it!
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