|When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!|
|I have mixed drinks about feelings!|
|Ironically, the fight between mind and heart always ends up hurting the liver!|
|Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, "It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve."|
So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.
I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!
So I'm trying again tonight!
|Looks like you have a lot on your mind.|
Do you wanna drink about it!
|I finally quit drinking for good.|
Now I drink for evil!
|After my fourth drink, I heard it whisper...|
"Now is the time to tell people what you really think!"
|I'm not an alcoholic, but my best friend is. So when he drinks, I do too, because I'm supportive!|
|Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.|
The main stuff still works, but it's really hard to get much else done!
|WhatsApp status of a drunk person...|
Can't talk, Alcohol you later!