• A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards!
    A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards!
  • I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks!
    I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks!
  • I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink!
    I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink!
  • My home has an open door policy.<br/>
You bring beer and I open the door!
    My home has an open door policy.
    You bring beer and I open the door!
  • I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!
    I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!
  • Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass!
    Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass!
  • The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
    The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
  • Men don't need a day, they're cool with Happy Hours!<br/>
#Women'sDay
    Men don't need a day, they're cool with Happy Hours!
    #Women'sDay
  • I used to party all weekend.<br/>
Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery!
    I used to party all weekend.
    Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery!
  • Holi officially marks the end of 'Old Monk Season' and the beginning of 'Chilled Beer'!
    Holi officially marks the end of 'Old Monk Season' and the beginning of 'Chilled Beer'!