|A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards!|
|I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks!|
|I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink!|
|My home has an open door policy.|
You bring beer and I open the door!
|I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!|
|Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass!|
|The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!|
|Men don't need a day, they're cool with Happy Hours!|
|I used to party all weekend.|
Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery!
|Holi officially marks the end of 'Old Monk Season' and the beginning of 'Chilled Beer'!|