• Pretending to be sober in public is like doing your best impression of yourself!
    Pretending to be sober in public is like doing your best impression of yourself!
  • The doctor has advised me to add more fruits to my diet.<br/>
So I have started adding more lime to my tequila!
    The doctor has advised me to add more fruits to my diet.
    So I have started adding more lime to my tequila!
  • A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure.<br/>
60 ml, to be precise!
    A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure.
    60 ml, to be precise!
  • Do you suffer from shyness?<br/>
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?<br/>
Ask your Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila!
    Do you suffer from shyness?
    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
    Ask your Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila!
  • I am giving up alcohol for a month!<br/>
Wait... I got that wrong.<br/>
I am giving up. Alcohol for a month!
    I am giving up alcohol for a month!
    Wait... I got that wrong.
    I am giving up. Alcohol for a month!
  • If they don't have liquor at my funeral, I'm not going!
    If they don't have liquor at my funeral, I'm not going!
  • Salty food makes you dehydrated.<br/>
Alcohol makes you dehydrated. <br/>
Human body is 70% water. <br/>
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This means eating chips and beer should cause weight loss. <br/>
There's something wrong with science!
    Salty food makes you dehydrated.
    Alcohol makes you dehydrated.
    Human body is 70% water.
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    This means eating chips and beer should cause weight loss.
    There's something wrong with science!
  • Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better.<br/>
Those people are called bartenders!
    Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better.
    Those people are called bartenders!
  • Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser!
    Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser!
  • I found a wallet with 20 quid in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, `What would Jesus do?`<br/>
So I turned it into wine!
    I found a wallet with 20 quid in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"
    So I turned it into wine!