• I found a wallet with 20 quid in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, `What would Jesus do?`<br/>
So I turned it into wine!
    I found a wallet with 20 quid in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"
    So I turned it into wine!
  • I heard that Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine.<br/>
Apparently, it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee!
    I heard that Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine.
    Apparently, it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee!
  • Find the error in this sentence...<br/>
`Let's have coffee this evening?`<br/>
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The spelling of Whisky is wrong!
    Find the error in this sentence...
    "Let's have coffee this evening?"












    The spelling of Whisky is wrong!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Order two drinks at a time so both of your hands are full and you can't text people you shouldn't!
    Pro Tip:
    Order two drinks at a time so both of your hands are full and you can't text people you shouldn't!
  • When you have wine and cheese you're drinking grapes and eating milk!
    When you have wine and cheese you're drinking grapes and eating milk!
  • Alcohol is just water with feelings in it!
    Alcohol is just water with feelings in it!
  • I ran out of coffee this morning.<br/>
Tequila seemed to a reasonable replacement.<br/>
Everyone seems so pretty today!
    I ran out of coffee this morning.
    Tequila seemed to a reasonable replacement.
    Everyone seems so pretty today!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave!
    Pro Tip:
    In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave!
  • Newage sign by Traffic Police:<br/>
Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
    Newage sign by Traffic Police:
    Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
  • Auto reply message of a drunkard:<br/>
Can't talk now...<br/>
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Alcohol you later!
    Auto reply message of a drunkard:
    Can't talk now...
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    Alcohol you later!