|Saw a guy zig-zagging in the streets late last night shouting `Vodka, Vodka, Vodka!`|
I thought that's the spirit!
|Why overthink when you can over drink?|
|News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO|
But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it!
|Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!|
|This bloke just came into my workplace shouting "Vodka, tequila, Kahlua!"|
I said "Hey! I call the shots round here!"
|Life is good, have a beer! |
Life sucks have a beer!
Beer is the 'sensible shoes' of the adult beverage world!
|Yes, wine improves with age.|
The older you get, the more you like it!
|My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities.|
I said, "That's great. Well, I have a serious drinking opportunity"!
|Don't drink and drive, because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault!|
Drink until she's beautiful, but stop before you ask her to marry you!