• I do not trust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink!
    I do not trust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink!
  • I work part-time as a bartender.<br/>
Only thing is that I don't get paid as I'm working from home. To top it all, I'm my only customer!
    I work part-time as a bartender.
    Only thing is that I don't get paid as I'm working from home. To top it all, I'm my only customer!
  • Wheat makes beer.<br/>
Corn makes whiskey.<br/>
Grapes make wine.<br/>
Potatoes make vodka.<br/>
Can't get drunk without farmers.<br/>
#coronavirus #lockdown
    Wheat makes beer.
    Corn makes whiskey.
    Grapes make wine.
    Potatoes make vodka.
    Can't get drunk without farmers.
    #coronavirus #lockdown
  • Never in my entire life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!
    Never in my entire life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!
  • If things go like this, my death will not be from Coronavirus but from liver damage!<br/>
#Lockdown #Coronavirus
    If things go like this, my death will not be from Coronavirus but from liver damage!
    #Lockdown #Coronavirus
  • I tried to make some hand sanitizer at home today. Somehow, it turned out to be vodka & lemonade.<br/>

And I'm drunk now!
    I tried to make some hand sanitizer at home today. Somehow, it turned out to be vodka & lemonade.
    And I'm drunk now!
  • Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled `last call`!
    Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"!
  • I've kept beers in each room of my house.<br/>
When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
    I've kept beers in each room of my house.
    When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
  • So, now that you are quarantined all by yourself,<br/>
have you realized you are not a social drinker but a regular alcoholic?
    So, now that you are quarantined all by yourself,
    have you realized you are not a social drinker but a regular alcoholic?
  • Is Samay 'Ghar' Kuch Logon Ke Liye 'Ghar' Hai Aur Bakiyon Ke Liye 'Nasha Mukti Kendra'!
    Is Samay 'Ghar' Kuch Logon Ke Liye 'Ghar' Hai Aur Bakiyon Ke Liye 'Nasha Mukti Kendra'!