|Doctor: A research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink, takes 5 minutes of your life. Drinker: According to my calculation, I should have died in 1795!|
|Heart: You should tell him how you feel.|
Brain: Don't you dare.
Alcohol: Message sent!
|Best beverage recipe for summers:|
* 2 part Lemons
* Chaat Masala
* 1 Ginger
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup
* A little soda
* Ice Cubes
* Ice Shaker
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!
|Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!|
|Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!|
|"You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer."|
Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?
|Friend: Can I take you out for coffee?|
Me: Beer Ke Spelling Galat Hain!
|Beer is like the Sun, it rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist!|
|Beer makes you wiser.|
Even Akbar's wisest adviser was Beerbal!
|Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.|
Those people are called bartenders!