• Beerbal<br/>
That guy who starts giving smart-ass answers after having beer!
    Beerbal
    That guy who starts giving smart-ass answers after having beer!
  • Surround yourself with people who have issues.<br/>
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
    Surround yourself with people who have issues.
    Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
  • Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!
    Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!
  • Asking me if I want a drink is like asking me if I want money!
    Asking me if I want a drink is like asking me if I want money!
  • Work place stress is your body's way of saying you need to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home!
    Work place stress is your body's way of saying you need to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home!
  • The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. <br/>
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!
    The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.
    Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!
  • Someone offered me grapes, but I declined.<br/>
I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form!
    Someone offered me grapes, but I declined.
    I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form!
  • Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause like Al-Qaida, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr etc. <br/>
I believe the most successful one is Al-cohol. <br/>
Many of my friends including myself have already fallen victim to it. <br/>
Cheers!
    Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause like Al-Qaida, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr etc.
    I believe the most successful one is Al-cohol.
    Many of my friends including myself have already fallen victim to it.
    Cheers!
  • A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot!
    A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot!
  • If you don't drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 AM?
    If you don't drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 AM?