That guy who starts giving smart-ass answers after having beer!
|Surround yourself with people who have issues.|
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
|Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!|
|Asking me if I want a drink is like asking me if I want money!|
|Work place stress is your body's way of saying you need to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home!|
|The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. |
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!
|Someone offered me grapes, but I declined.|
I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form!
|Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause like Al-Qaida, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr etc. |
I believe the most successful one is Al-cohol.
Many of my friends including myself have already fallen victim to it.
|A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot!|
|If you don't drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 AM?|