• When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!Upload to Facebook
    When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!
  • I have mixed drinks about feelings!Upload to Facebook
    I have mixed drinks about feelings!
  • Ironically, the fight between mind and heart always ends up hurting the liver!Upload to Facebook
    Ironically, the fight between mind and heart always ends up hurting the liver!
  • Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, `It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve.`<br/>
So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.<br/>
I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!<br/>
So I'm trying again tonight!Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, "It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve."
    So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.
    I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!
    So I'm trying again tonight!
  • Looks like you have a lot on your mind.<br/>
Do you wanna drink about it!Upload to Facebook
    Looks like you have a lot on your mind.
    Do you wanna drink about it!
  • I finally quit drinking for good.<br/>
Now I drink for evil!Upload to Facebook
    I finally quit drinking for good.
    Now I drink for evil!
  • After my fourth drink, I heard it whisper...<br/>
`Now is the time to tell people what you really think!`Upload to Facebook
    After my fourth drink, I heard it whisper...
    "Now is the time to tell people what you really think!"
  • I'm not an alcoholic, but my best friend is. So when he drinks, I do too, because I'm supportive!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not an alcoholic, but my best friend is. So when he drinks, I do too, because I'm supportive!
  • Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.<br/>
The main stuff still works, but it's really hard to get much else done!Upload to Facebook
    Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.
    The main stuff still works, but it's really hard to get much else done!
  • WhatsApp status of a drunk person...<br/>
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Can't talk, Alcohol you later!Upload to Facebook
    WhatsApp status of a drunk person...
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    Can't talk, Alcohol you later!
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