|There's a reason why 'sober' and 'so bored' sound almost exactly the same!|
|When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden'.|
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer.
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather!
|I love going to parties...|
Where else can you take a cheap bottle of wine and end up drinking some really high-quality wine?
|After using all of social networking apps I've realized that alcohol is still the best way to connect with friends!|
|For years & years... I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough & cold:|
Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
|Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision!|
|Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.|
Boy: I got wine!
|A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay...|
and gets you drunk!
|Best suggestions for getting deep sleep.|
2. Pill - Lo
3. Pi - Lo (Have a drink)
The choice is yours!
|I wish hangovers and orgasms would switch duration!|