|The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!|
|Choose your company before you choose your drink!|
|With airplane mode, there should be drunk mode also in which no one is allowed to drunk dial their ex!|
|People keep telling me to drink less whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!|
|If you're afraid of gaining weight, have 60 ml of whiskey before every meal... this will reduce fear. Cheers!|
|When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!|
|I have mixed drinks about feelings!|
|Ironically, the fight between mind and heart always ends up hurting the liver!|
|Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, "It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve."|
So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.
I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!
So I'm trying again tonight!
|Looks like you have a lot on your mind.|
Do you wanna drink about it!