• Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
    Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
  • Bar Maths:<br/>
80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
    Bar Maths:
    80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
  • My Doctor said, `Alcoholism is a disease.`<br/>
My bartender said, `Get your shots here.`
    My Doctor said, "Alcoholism is a disease."
    My bartender said, "Get your shots here."
  • I only drink on days that start with 'T'<br/>
Tuesday<br/>
Thursday<br/>
Today<br/>
Tomorrow<br/>
Thaturday<br/>
Thunday
    I only drink on days that start with 'T'
    Tuesday
    Thursday
    Today
    Tomorrow
    Thaturday
    Thunday
  • Justice for Kangana<br/>
Justice for Sushant<br/>
Justice for Rhea<br/>
Justice for this<br/>
Justice for that<br/>
Just ice for me!
    Justice for Kangana
    Justice for Sushant
    Justice for Rhea
    Justice for this
    Justice for that
    Just ice for me!
  • My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run!
    My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run!
  • Liquor - (Noun)<br/>
The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!
    Liquor - (Noun)
    The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!
  • I guess a lot of men have this kind of life:<br/>
A dog that adores him;<br/>
A cat that ignores him;<br/>
A wife that abhors him;<br/>
And a drink that restores him!
    I guess a lot of men have this kind of life:
    A dog that adores him;
    A cat that ignores him;
    A wife that abhors him;
    And a drink that restores him!
  • A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!
    A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!
  • People tell me I should drink less whisky;<br/>
I can't find that brand anywhere!
    People tell me I should drink less whisky;
    I can't find that brand anywhere!