• Doctor: A research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink, takes 5 minutes of your life.
Drinker: According to my calculation, I should have died in 1795!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: A research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink, takes 5 minutes of your life. Drinker: According to my calculation, I should have died in 1795!
  • Heart: You should tell him how you feel.<br/>
Brain: Don't you dare.<br/>
Alcohol: Message sent!Upload to Facebook
    Heart: You should tell him how you feel.
    Brain: Don't you dare.
    Alcohol: Message sent!
  • Best beverage recipe for summers:<br/>
* 2 part Lemons<br/>
* Chaat Masala<br/>
* 1 Ginger<br/>
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup<br/>
* A little soda<br/>
* Ice Cubes<br/>
* Ice Shaker<br/>
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!Upload to Facebook
    Best beverage recipe for summers:
    * 2 part Lemons
    * Chaat Masala
    * 1 Ginger
    * 1 tsp Sugar Syrup
    * A little soda
    * Ice Cubes
    * Ice Shaker
    * Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!
  • Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!
  • Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!Upload to Facebook
    Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!
  • `You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer.`<br/>
Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?Upload to Facebook
    "You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer."
    Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?
  • Friend: Can I take you out for coffee?<br/>
Me: Beer Ke Spelling Galat Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Friend: Can I take you out for coffee?
    Me: Beer Ke Spelling Galat Hain!
  • Beer is like the Sun, it rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist!Upload to Facebook
    Beer is like the Sun, it rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist!
  • Beer makes you wiser.<br/>
Even Akbar's wisest adviser was Beerbal!Upload to Facebook
    Beer makes you wiser.
    Even Akbar's wisest adviser was Beerbal!
  • Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.<br/>
Those people are called bartenders!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.
    Those people are called bartenders!
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