|Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!|
80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
|My Doctor said, "Alcoholism is a disease."|
My bartender said, "Get your shots here."
|I only drink on days that start with 'T'|
|Justice for Kangana|
Justice for Sushant
Justice for Rhea
Justice for this
Justice for that
Just ice for me!
|My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run!|
|Liquor - (Noun)|
The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!
|I guess a lot of men have this kind of life:|
A dog that adores him;
A cat that ignores him;
A wife that abhors him;
And a drink that restores him!
|A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!|
|People tell me I should drink less whisky;|
I can't find that brand anywhere!