• I've kept beers in each room of my house.<br/>
When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
    I've kept beers in each room of my house.
    When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
  • So, now that you are quarantined all by yourself,<br/>
have you realized you are not a social drinker but a regular alcoholic?
    So, now that you are quarantined all by yourself,
    have you realized you are not a social drinker but a regular alcoholic?
  • Is Samay 'Ghar' Kuch Logon Ke Liye 'Ghar' Hai Aur Bakiyon Ke Liye 'Nasha Mukti Kendra'!
    Is Samay 'Ghar' Kuch Logon Ke Liye 'Ghar' Hai Aur Bakiyon Ke Liye 'Nasha Mukti Kendra'!
  • Today's special drink:<br/>
The Quarantini.<br/>
It's just a regular Martini, but you drink it alone in your house!<br/>
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus
    Today's special drink:
    The Quarantini.
    It's just a regular Martini, but you drink it alone in your house!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus
  • Yeah, alcohol is amazing, but have you ever hugged someone that cared about you to the point that when they hug you, you can feel their heartbeat and their unconditional support?<br/>
Me neither, pass the Old Monk!
    Yeah, alcohol is amazing, but have you ever hugged someone that cared about you to the point that when they hug you, you can feel their heartbeat and their unconditional support?
    Me neither, pass the Old Monk!
  • I'm giving up drinking for a month.<br/>
Sorry, bad punctuation.<br/>
I'm giving up. Drinking for a month!
    I'm giving up drinking for a month.
    Sorry, bad punctuation.
    I'm giving up. Drinking for a month!
  • Certain beers give me terrible hangovers. I investigated and I think it's the 13th one!
    Certain beers give me terrible hangovers. I investigated and I think it's the 13th one!
  • What are people who drink to escape their problems called?<br/>
BoozeDils!
    What are people who drink to escape their problems called?
    BoozeDils!
  • Every weekend I tell myself, `John you need to stop drinking beer.`<br/>
Luckily my name is not John!
    Every weekend I tell myself, "John you need to stop drinking beer."
    Luckily my name is not John!
  • There are hundreds of energy drinks, but no motivation drinks!
    There are hundreds of energy drinks, but no motivation drinks!