|I've kept beers in each room of my house.|
When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
|So, now that you are quarantined all by yourself,|
have you realized you are not a social drinker but a regular alcoholic?
|Is Samay 'Ghar' Kuch Logon Ke Liye 'Ghar' Hai Aur Bakiyon Ke Liye 'Nasha Mukti Kendra'!|
|Today's special drink:|
It's just a regular Martini, but you drink it alone in your house!
|Yeah, alcohol is amazing, but have you ever hugged someone that cared about you to the point that when they hug you, you can feel their heartbeat and their unconditional support?|
Me neither, pass the Old Monk!
|I'm giving up drinking for a month.|
Sorry, bad punctuation.
I'm giving up. Drinking for a month!
|Certain beers give me terrible hangovers. I investigated and I think it's the 13th one!|
|What are people who drink to escape their problems called?|
|Every weekend I tell myself, "John you need to stop drinking beer."|
Luckily my name is not John!
|There are hundreds of energy drinks, but no motivation drinks!|