• The journey between 'No I can't dance' to 'Koi Music Band Nahi Karega' is around 4 pegs!
    The journey between 'No I can't dance' to 'Koi Music Band Nahi Karega' is around 4 pegs!
  • I've never been drunk, but I have woken up in some strange places!
    I've never been drunk, but I have woken up in some strange places!
  • The best way to break the ice is to pour whisky over it!
    The best way to break the ice is to pour whisky over it!
  • A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards!
    A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards!
  • I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks!
    I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks!
  • I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink!
    I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink!
  • My home has an open door policy.<br/>
You bring beer and I open the door!
    My home has an open door policy.
    You bring beer and I open the door!
  • I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!
    I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!
  • Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass!
    Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass!
  • The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
    The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!