|Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!|
because sometimes you need a warm hug from inside!
|The best part about the weekend is the abundance of alcohol you're allowed to drink without raising a suspicion that you might be a drunk!|
|I don't get drunk... I just get less classy and way more funny!|
|Waking up after boozing yourself is an eye-opening experience!|
|Please be careful on the roads.|
Lots of people are drinking excessively and letting their wives drive!
|Mixing alcohol and food with all types of insanity. |
This is what the holidays mean!
|I only drink to make my friends more interesting!|
|One of the best hangover lines!|
Wife: Baby you love me na?
Husband: Who is Meena?
|Alcohol is the lube I use... to slide through life!|