|You're all invited to my recycling party on Saturday at 8 PM.|
Bring a bottle or a few cans!
|Whisky is a brilliant invention, one double and you start feeling single again!|
|Drinking Alcohol is great for my health.|
It takes me three times as long to walk home from the pub!
|Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter.|
It doesn't do anything I just like butter!
|My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing.|
He caught all sorts!
|Somebody should launch a beer called "Responsibly".|
So when asked, I can say, "I only drink Responsibly"!
|For years & years almost everybody has been mishearing this advertisement jingle for a cough & cold:|
Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
|I make whiskey disappear.|
What's your superpower?
|The best way to break the ice is to pour whiskey over it!|
|I've never pretended to be something I'm not.|
I've pretended to be sober before!