|Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!|
|I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil!|
|They say drink responsibly... but responsibility is the reason why I drink!|
|Every year millions of gallons alcohol is left behind in bars.|
Before you leave, finish your drink.
|A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.|
Santa drank it and answered, "Neither. I'm a problem solver!"
|It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!|
|When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!|
|Exercise makes you look better naked so does Tequila... your choice!|
|Success seems quite near with a chilled beer!|
|If you're afraid of gaining weight, have a few pegs of whisky before every meal... this will reduce your fear!|