|News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO|
But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it!
|Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!|
|This bloke just came into my workplace shouting "Vodka, tequila, Kahlua!"|
I said "Hey! I call the shots round here!"
|Life is good, have a beer! |
Life sucks have a beer!
Beer is the 'sensible shoes' of the adult beverage world!
|Yes, wine improves with age.|
The older you get, the more you like it!
|My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities.|
I said, "That's great. Well, I have a serious drinking opportunity"!
|Don't drink and drive, because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault!|
Drink until she's beautiful, but stop before you ask her to marry you!
|Listen drunk me & sober me are not the same person. So if drunk me said or did something, you need to take it up with drunk me.|
Don't come at sober me because sober me wasn't there and don't know what happened between y'all!
|Surround yourself with people who have issues.|
Because these people always have alcohol!