• You're all invited to my recycling party on Saturday at 8 PM.<br/>
Bring a bottle or a few cans!
    You're all invited to my recycling party on Saturday at 8 PM.
    Bring a bottle or a few cans!
  • Whisky is a brilliant invention, one double and you start feeling single again!
    Whisky is a brilliant invention, one double and you start feeling single again!
  • Drinking Alcohol is great for my health.<br/>
It takes me three times as long to walk home from the pub!
    Drinking Alcohol is great for my health.
    It takes me three times as long to walk home from the pub!
  • Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter.<br/>
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It doesn't do anything I just like butter!
    Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter.
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    It doesn't do anything I just like butter!
  • My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing.<br/>
He caught all sorts!
    My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing.
    He caught all sorts!
  • Somebody should launch a beer called `Responsibly`.<br/>
So when asked, I can say, `I only drink Responsibly`!
    Somebody should launch a beer called "Responsibly".
    So when asked, I can say, "I only drink Responsibly"!
  • For years & years almost everybody has been mishearing this advertisement jingle for a cough & cold:<br/>

Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
    For years & years almost everybody has been mishearing this advertisement jingle for a cough & cold:
    Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
  • I make whiskey disappear.<br/>
What's your superpower?
    I make whiskey disappear.
    What's your superpower?
  • The best way to break the ice is to pour whiskey over it!
    The best way to break the ice is to pour whiskey over it!
  • I've never pretended to be something I'm not.<br/>
Except sober. <br/>
I've pretended to be sober before!
    I've never pretended to be something I'm not.
    Except sober.
    I've pretended to be sober before!