• Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!
    Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!
  • Alcohol:<br/>
because sometimes you need a warm hug from inside!
    Alcohol:
    because sometimes you need a warm hug from inside!
  • The best part about the weekend is the abundance of alcohol you're allowed to drink without raising a suspicion that you might be a drunk!
    The best part about the weekend is the abundance of alcohol you're allowed to drink without raising a suspicion that you might be a drunk!
  • I don't get drunk... I just get less classy and way more funny!
    I don't get drunk... I just get less classy and way more funny!
  • Waking up after boozing yourself is an eye-opening experience!
    Waking up after boozing yourself is an eye-opening experience!
  • Please be careful on the roads.<br/>
Lots of people are drinking excessively and letting their wives drive!
    Please be careful on the roads.
    Lots of people are drinking excessively and letting their wives drive!
  • Mixing alcohol and food with all types of insanity. <br/>
This is what the holidays mean!
    Mixing alcohol and food with all types of insanity.
    This is what the holidays mean!
  • I only drink to make my friends more interesting!
    I only drink to make my friends more interesting!
  • One of the best hangover lines!<br/>
Wife: Baby you love me na?<br/>
Husband: Who is Meena?
    One of the best hangover lines!
    Wife: Baby you love me na?
    Husband: Who is Meena?
  • Alcohol is the lube I use... to slide through life!
    Alcohol is the lube I use... to slide through life!