• Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!
    Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!
  • I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil!
    I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil!
  • They say drink responsibly... but responsibility is the reason why I drink!
    They say drink responsibly... but responsibility is the reason why I drink!
  • Every year millions of gallons alcohol is left behind in bars.<br/>
Before you leave, finish your drink.<br/>
Drink Responsibly!
    Every year millions of gallons alcohol is left behind in bars.
    Before you leave, finish your drink.
    Drink Responsibly!
  • A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.<br/>
Santa drank it and answered, `Neither. I'm a problem solver!`
    A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.
    Santa drank it and answered, "Neither. I'm a problem solver!"
  • It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!
    It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!
  • When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!
    When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!
  • Exercise makes you look better naked so does Tequila... your choice!
    Exercise makes you look better naked so does Tequila... your choice!
  • Success seems quite near with a chilled beer!
    Success seems quite near with a chilled beer!
  • If you're afraid of gaining weight, have a few pegs of whisky before every meal... this will reduce your fear!
    If you're afraid of gaining weight, have a few pegs of whisky before every meal... this will reduce your fear!
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