• Beer is like the Sun, it rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist!
    Beer is like the Sun, it rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist!
  • Beer makes you wiser.<br/>
Even Akbar's wisest adviser was Beerbal!
    Beer makes you wiser.
    Even Akbar's wisest adviser was Beerbal!
  • Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.<br/>
Those people are called bartenders!
    Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.
    Those people are called bartenders!
  • I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!
    I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!
  • Me: I want to be like Hemingway.<br/>
Friend: A writer?<br/>
Me: No. An alcoholic!
    Me: I want to be like Hemingway.
    Friend: A writer?
    Me: No. An alcoholic!
  • It's time to replace your heart with another liver, so that you can drink more and care less!
    It's time to replace your heart with another liver, so that you can drink more and care less!
  • Dear Alcohol,<br/>
We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. <br/>We need to talk!
    Dear Alcohol,
    We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video.
    We need to talk!
  • Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices!
    Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices!
  • After my fourth whiskey, I heard it whisper,<br/>
`Now is the time to tell people what you really think.`
    After my fourth whiskey, I heard it whisper,
    "Now is the time to tell people what you really think."
  • If a little wine does the body good then a lot of wine does the body better!
    If a little wine does the body good then a lot of wine does the body better!