|Beer is like the Sun, it rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist!|
|Beer makes you wiser.|
Even Akbar's wisest adviser was Beerbal!
|Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.|
Those people are called bartenders!
|I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!|
|Me: I want to be like Hemingway.|
Friend: A writer?
Me: No. An alcoholic!
|It's time to replace your heart with another liver, so that you can drink more and care less!|
We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video.
We need to talk!
|Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices!|
|After my fourth whiskey, I heard it whisper,|
"Now is the time to tell people what you really think."
|If a little wine does the body good then a lot of wine does the body better!|