• Every alcoholic has two sides to every story.<br/>
His side and...<br/>
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the right side!
    Every alcoholic has two sides to every story.
    His side and...
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    the right side!
  • Because I can't afford a vacation.<br/>
So I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am!
    Because I can't afford a vacation.
    So I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am!
  • Never take advice from me. You'll end up drunk!
    Never take advice from me. You'll end up drunk!
  • For me, every chair is a reclining chair when I am drunk!
    For me, every chair is a reclining chair when I am drunk!
  • Doctor told me I need glasses.<br/>
So I'm having several tonight!
    Doctor told me I need glasses.
    So I'm having several tonight!
  • If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast, they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice!
    If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast, they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice!
  • Alcohol may be the road to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route!
    Alcohol may be the road to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route!
  • I've finally stopped drinking for good.<br/>
And I've started drinking for evil!
    I've finally stopped drinking for good.
    And I've started drinking for evil!
  • I still remember my first love...<br/>
I was 20 years old and 'CHI-VAS' 18 years old!
    I still remember my first love...
    I was 20 years old and 'CHI-VAS' 18 years old!
  • Don't be sad, it's weekend and somewhere in a bar, there are happy hours!
    Don't be sad, it's weekend and somewhere in a bar, there are happy hours!