• Don't be sad, it's weekend and somewhere in a bar, there are happy hours!
    Don't be sad, it's weekend and somewhere in a bar, there are happy hours!
  • Sure, I'll drink more water<br/>
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Provided it's frozen and surrounded by alcohol!
    Sure, I'll drink more water
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    Provided it's frozen and surrounded by alcohol!
  • Whisky is the answer...<br/>
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I don't remember the question!
    Whisky is the answer...
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    I don't remember the question!
  • A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure...<br/>
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60 ml, to be precise!
    A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure...
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  • Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are!
    Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are!
  • I told myself that I should stop drinking...<br/>
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but I'm not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself!
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  • Me: I'm so over her.<br/>
Vodka: No you're not, you should text her.<br/>
Me: Really?<br/>
Vodka: Yes! 25 times!
    Me: I'm so over her.
    Vodka: No you're not, you should text her.
    Me: Really?
    Vodka: Yes! 25 times!
  • Sometimes after a long hard day at work, it takes me 4 bars to get home!
    Sometimes after a long hard day at work, it takes me 4 bars to get home!
  • When it comes to bonding... Fevicol loses by a big margin to Alcohol!
    When it comes to bonding... Fevicol loses by a big margin to Alcohol!
  • Never keep cash at home.<br/>
Invest in other 'Liquid' assets!
    Never keep cash at home.
    Invest in other 'Liquid' assets!