• What device tells you that you've drunk too much? A karaoke machine!
  • O' Lord,
    Give me Coffee to change the things that I can... in the morning;
    And Whiskey to accept the things that I can't... in the evening!
  • I always take life with a grain of salt;<br />
.<br />
..<br />
...<br />
....<br />
plus a slice of lemon; and a shot of Tequila!
    I always take life with a grain of salt;
    .
    ..
    ...
    ....
    plus a slice of lemon; and a shot of Tequila!
  • Coffee has to end a lot of things that alcohol starts!
  • Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
    This sentence has all 26 alphabets of English. Be proud to be a drinker!
  • Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy beer!
    Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy beer!
  • Dear Colgate,<br />
First you added salt and now lemon. Let me know once you add Tequila so that I can finally start buying it.<br />
Sincerely!
    Dear Colgate,
    First you added salt and now lemon. Let me know once you add Tequila so that I can finally start buying it.
    Sincerely!
  • Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it!
  • People always say that alcohol kills... but if you think about it... it causes many births too!
  • It's a lot easier to start the day when you know it will end with BEER!
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