• I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up!Upload to Facebook
    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up!
  • Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!
  • Two beer or not two beer that is the question!
~ William ShakesbeerUpload to Facebook
    Two beer or not two beer that is the question! ~ William Shakesbeer
  • You know you're drunk when you get out of bed and miss the floor!
  • Dear Modi Ji,
    Please don't follow the Gujarat model and declare the whole country 'Dry'.
    The boozers of India can't afford to travel frequently to foreign countries for drinking!
    Spiritually Yours!
  • Thought for the Day:
    Good friends are bad for our liver!
  • If you did not drink, how would your friends ever know at 2 AM... that you love them?
  • Don't drink and dance. Always have a designated dancer!Upload to Facebook
    Don't drink and dance. Always have a designated dancer!
  • Urgent Message:
    Please pass this to all your friends. A person is very SERIOUS and needs 3 BOTTLES of
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    BEER (chilled) with fried fish and chips!
    It's really hot!
  • Women: Divided by ego, united by gossips!
    Men: Divided by women, united by Liquor!
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