|I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up!|
|Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!|
|Two beer or not two beer that is the question! ~ William Shakesbeer|
|You know you're drunk when you get out of bed and miss the floor!|
|Dear Modi Ji,|
Please don't follow the Gujarat model and declare the whole country 'Dry'.
The boozers of India can't afford to travel frequently to foreign countries for drinking!
|Thought for the Day:|
Good friends are bad for our liver!
|If you did not drink, how would your friends ever know at 2 AM... that you love them?|
|Don't drink and dance. Always have a designated dancer!|
Please pass this to all your friends. A person is very SERIOUS and needs 3 BOTTLES of
BEER (chilled) with fried fish and chips!
It's really hot!
|Women: Divided by ego, united by gossips!|
Men: Divided by women, united by Liquor!