An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another 'Drink'!
|If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget;|
If something good happens you drink in order to celebrate;
And if nothing happens you drink to make something happen!
|Doctor said to drink alcohol only one day a week, but did not say which. So let's drink every day not to miss that day!|
|Rather be someone's shot of whisky than everyone's cup of tea!|
|Alcoholic: A person who drinks more than you!|
|An excellent way to reduce Alcohol consumption:|
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD!
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY!
|Alcohol solves all our life's problems only when we're drunk!|
|BKS Iyenger, a world renowned Yoga exponent died yesterday at the age of 94.|
Khushwant Singh, a great lover of Scotch who enjoyed his drinks daily, died a couple of months back at the age of 99.
Bottom line is that Whisky gives you that edge of 5 years!
are called Spirits; then all my friends are Spiritual!
|Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!|