|What device tells you that you've drunk too much? A karaoke machine!|
Give me Coffee to change the things that I can... in the morning;
And Whiskey to accept the things that I can't... in the evening!
|I always take life with a grain of salt;|
plus a slice of lemon; and a shot of Tequila!
|Coffee has to end a lot of things that alcohol starts!|
|Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.|
This sentence has all 26 alphabets of English. Be proud to be a drinker!
|Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy beer!|
First you added salt and now lemon. Let me know once you add Tequila so that I can finally start buying it.
|Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it!|
|People always say that alcohol kills... but if you think about it... it causes many births too!|
|It's a lot easier to start the day when you know it will end with BEER!|