• That moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to rough it out because you are not a quitter!
    That moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to rough it out because you are not a quitter!
  • I've never run a sprint, but once I ran real fast across a parking lot because the liquor store was about to close!
    I've never run a sprint, but once I ran real fast across a parking lot because the liquor store was about to close!
  • Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.<br/>
The main stuff still works, but it's hard to get much else done!
    Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.
    The main stuff still works, but it's hard to get much else done!
  • Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. <br/>
Alcohol is the key to mine!
    Yoga may be the key to your flexibility.
    Alcohol is the key to mine!
  • Positive thinking comes in all shapes and sizes at your nearest liquor store!
    Positive thinking comes in all shapes and sizes at your nearest liquor store!
  • You are drunk when...<br/>
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You have to hold on, to the grass to keep from falling off the earth!
    You are drunk when...
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    You have to hold on, to the grass to keep from falling off the earth!
  • According to chemistry, alcohol is actually a solution!
    According to chemistry, alcohol is actually a solution!
  • You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night!
    You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night!
  • Yesterday, I read an article that said, `if you drink every day... you are an alcoholic.`<br/>
Thank God, I only drink at every night!
    Yesterday, I read an article that said, "if you drink every day... you are an alcoholic."
    Thank God, I only drink at every night!
  • Childhood is like being drunk.<br/>
Everyone remembers what you did, except you!
    Childhood is like being drunk.
    Everyone remembers what you did, except you!