• Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems!
    Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems!
  • No one respects age, unless it's bottled!
    No one respects age, unless it's bottled!
  • Man and malt are simply great, when they are single!
    Man and malt are simply great, when they are single!
  • Pain makes you stronger;<br/>
Tears make you braver;<br/>
Headaches makes you wiser;<br/>
And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap!
    Pain makes you stronger;
    Tears make you braver;
    Headaches makes you wiser;
    And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap!
  • Last night, I was so drunk I replied to my own text:<br />
Did you get home safe?<br />
Yes I'm home now!
    Last night, I was so drunk I replied to my own text:
    Did you get home safe?
    Yes I'm home now!
  • Men & Malts are great when they are single!
    Men & Malts are great when they are single!
  • Wine improves with age... I improve with Wine!
    Wine improves with age... I improve with Wine!
  • I was pretty drunk last night. No wonder, my alarm didn't go off this morning!
    I was pretty drunk last night. No wonder, my alarm didn't go off this morning!
  • When alcohol goes inside, whatever is in the mind comes outside.<br />
So, it's highly suggested to all the students to drink before writing exams!
    When alcohol goes inside, whatever is in the mind comes outside.
    So, it's highly suggested to all the students to drink before writing exams!
  • I have huge respect for monks. Specially the old ones!
    I have huge respect for monks. Specially the old ones!