|Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity. |
Ghar - Bar
Khana - Peena
Dawaa - Daru
By similar logic, should Beefeater Gin also be banned!
|I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking!|
|Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk!|
|I hate friends who can't handle alcohol. The other night, they dropped me thrice while carrying me back home!|
|I distrust camels, anyone else who can go a week without a drink!|
|Why is it always "I see you drink all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator!"|
|Some people have relationships and some people have vodka!|
|Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers!|
|Bhai Log - I have serious concerns:|
When good happens, I drink to celebrate!
When bad happens, I drink to forget!
When nothing happens, I drink so that something does happen.
I can't go on like this! People have started calling me Alcoholic! This is a very serious problem and needs our urgent attention.
Let's meet over drinks tomorrow and talk about it!