|Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems!|
|No one respects age, unless it's bottled!|
|Man and malt are simply great, when they are single!|
|Pain makes you stronger;|
Tears make you braver;
Headaches makes you wiser;
And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap!
|Last night, I was so drunk I replied to my own text:|
Did you get home safe?
Yes I'm home now!
|Men & Malts are great when they are single!|
|Wine improves with age... I improve with Wine!|
|I was pretty drunk last night. No wonder, my alarm didn't go off this morning!|
|When alcohol goes inside, whatever is in the mind comes outside.|
So, it's highly suggested to all the students to drink before writing exams!
|I have huge respect for monks. Specially the old ones!|