|That moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to rough it out because you are not a quitter!|
|I've never run a sprint, but once I ran real fast across a parking lot because the liquor store was about to close!|
|Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.|
The main stuff still works, but it's hard to get much else done!
|Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. |
Alcohol is the key to mine!
|Positive thinking comes in all shapes and sizes at your nearest liquor store!|
|You are drunk when...|
You have to hold on, to the grass to keep from falling off the earth!
|According to chemistry, alcohol is actually a solution!|
|You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night!|
|Yesterday, I read an article that said, "if you drink every day... you are an alcoholic."|
Thank God, I only drink at every night!
|Childhood is like being drunk.|
Everyone remembers what you did, except you!