• Think Positively:<br/>
An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another 'Drink'!
    Think Positively:
    An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another 'Drink'!
  • If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget;
    If something good happens you drink in order to celebrate;
    And if nothing happens you drink to make something happen!
  • Doctor said to drink alcohol only one day a week, but did not say which. So let's drink every day not to miss that day!
    Doctor said to drink alcohol only one day a week, but did not say which. So let's drink every day not to miss that day!
  • Rather be someone's shot of whisky than everyone's cup of tea!
    Rather be someone's shot of whisky than everyone's cup of tea!
  • Alcoholic: A person who drinks more than you!
    Alcoholic: A person who drinks more than you!
  • An excellent way to reduce Alcohol consumption:<br />
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD!<br />
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY!
    An excellent way to reduce Alcohol consumption:
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD!
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY!
  • Alcohol solves all our life's problems only when we're drunk!
    Alcohol solves all our life's problems only when we're drunk!
  • BKS Iyenger, a world renowned Yoga exponent died yesterday at the age of 94.<br />
Khushwant Singh, a great lover of Scotch who enjoyed his drinks daily, died a couple of months back at the age of 99.<br />                       
Bottom line is that Whisky gives you that edge of 5 years!
    BKS Iyenger, a world renowned Yoga exponent died yesterday at the age of 94.
    Khushwant Singh, a great lover of Scotch who enjoyed his drinks daily, died a couple of months back at the age of 99.
    Bottom line is that Whisky gives you that edge of 5 years!
  • If<br/>
Gin<br/>
Rum<br/>
Vodka<br/>
Tequila and<br/>
Whiskey <br/>
are called Spirits; then all my friends are Spiritual!
    If
    Gin
    Rum
    Vodka
    Tequila and
    Whiskey
    are called Spirits; then all my friends are Spiritual!
  • Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!
    Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!