|Part of me says, I can't keep drinking like this. While another says - Don't listen to him, he's drunk!|
|No wonder AkBAR and BEERbal were such pals!|
|Tips for women who love to cook:|
While seasoning... if you put few drops of whiskey the oil doesn't burn
While kneading dough put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown
If you add a few drops of vodka in Daal it will not spoil in summer time
While making Kadhi if you add a few drops of brandy the buttermilk will not be sour and Kadhi will taste sweet
Putting red wine in Rasam will enhance the taste
If you can't manage the above pour 2 pegs in your husband's stomach... then it doesn't matter how the food tastes!
|Even if Vodka is not the answer, it's worth a shot!|
|Drunk - Proved when he feels sophisticated and can't pronounce it!|
|If you can't find your "Better Half",|
Just remember, Liquor is available in Quarters also!
|Just because you can't dance doesn't mean that you shouldn't dance.|
|I only drink a little but when I do, I turn into another person. And that person drinks a lot!|
|Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity. |
Ghar - Bar
Khana - Peena
Dawaa - Daru
By similar logic, should Beefeater Gin also be banned!