• I can't seem to find love. But it's okay.<br/>
I know exactly where the wine shop is!
    I can't seem to find love. But it's okay.
    I know exactly where the wine shop is!
  • Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't!
    Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't!
  • Fact:<br/>
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow!
    Fact:
    When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow!
  • Guy 1: Dude, how did you win that dance competition?<br/>
Guy 2: I don't know I was so drunk and I just walked across the dance floor to get another drink and they declared me the winner!
    Guy 1: Dude, how did you win that dance competition?
    Guy 2: I don't know I was so drunk and I just walked across the dance floor to get another drink and they declared me the winner!
  • A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure...<br/>
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    A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure...
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  • It was so windy that when I was walking to the gym, I got blown into a liquor shop!
    It was so windy that when I was walking to the gym, I got blown into a liquor shop!
  • What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone?<br/>
Al-cohol you!
    What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone?
    Al-cohol you!
  • A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it's cute.<br/>
If I do it, I'm an alcoholic!
    A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it's cute.
    If I do it, I'm an alcoholic!
  • A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay... and gets you drunk!
    A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay... and gets you drunk!
  • At some point in life, we need to ask ourselves some fundamental questions like...<br/>
Who am I? Where am I going? And when I reach there, will the bar be open?
    At some point in life, we need to ask ourselves some fundamental questions like...
    Who am I? Where am I going? And when I reach there, will the bar be open?