|Alcohol - A liquid good for preserving almost everything except secrets!|
|If beer is proof that God loves us, then hangovers are a proof that He has a sadistic sense of humour!|
|Drinking Drinking little beer;|
How I wonder which bar is near;
Scotch rates are up so high;
Let's have IMFL with peanuts fry!
|Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life!|
|I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up!|
|Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!|
|Two beer or not two beer that is the question! ~ William Shakesbeer|
|You know you're drunk when you get out of bed and miss the floor!|
|Dear Modi Ji,|
Please don't follow the Gujarat model and declare the whole country 'Dry'.
The boozers of India can't afford to travel frequently to foreign countries for drinking!
|Thought for the Day:|
Good friends are bad for our liver!