|Food security bill passed. Now we have to earn only for liquor!|
|Alcohol is like the liquid version of Photoshop!|
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!
|Don't ever talk to your EX, while drunk; because Booze has information in it!|
|Women: Divided by ego, United by gossip!|
Men: Divided by women, United by Liquor!
|Girls express their feelings with lot of tears;|
And Boys express their feelings with bottles of beers!
|Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 69%!|
|Whisky mixes really well with almost everything, except decisions!|
|Behind every terrible Hangover, there is a promise of never drinking again!|
|Ever heard about the device that converts thoughts into speeches?|
It's called Alcohol!