|Zindgi To Bar-Bar Miligi.|
Kabhi Iss Bar Mein, To Kabhi Uss Bar Mein!
|Teacher who says keep your "head down" is better than friends who say "bottoms up"!|
|People who drink to escape their problems are...
|Trust me you can dance.|
|You know you're drunk... when you sit down on the toilet sear and try to put on your seatbelt!|
|One Good way to Reduce Alcohol consumption:|
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy.
|You know you're drunk... when you sit down on the toilet and try to put your seat belt on!|
|3 simple steps to Happiness:|
1. Make a peg.
2. Say cheers and finish it.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you feel happy!
|What device tells you that you've drunk too much? A karaoke machine!|
Give me Coffee to change the things that I can... in the morning;
And Whiskey to accept the things that I can't... in the evening!