• Food security bill passed. Now we have to earn only for liquor!
  • Alcohol is like the liquid version of Photoshop!
  • Warning:
    The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!
  • Don't ever talk to your EX, while drunk; because Booze has information in it!
    Don't ever talk to your EX, while drunk; because Booze has information in it!
  • Women: Divided by ego, United by gossip!
    Men: Divided by women, United by Liquor!
  • Girls express their feelings with lot of tears;<br />
And Boys express their feelings with bottles of beers!
    Girls express their feelings with lot of tears;
    And Boys express their feelings with bottles of beers!
  • Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 69%!
  • Whisky mixes really well with almost everything, except decisions!
  • Behind every terrible Hangover, there is a promise of never drinking again!
    Behind every terrible Hangover, there is a promise of never drinking again!
  • Ever heard about the device that converts thoughts into speeches?<br />
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..<br />
...<br />
....<br />
It's called Alcohol!
    Ever heard about the device that converts thoughts into speeches?
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    ..
    ...
    ....
    It's called Alcohol!
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