• Bhai Log -   I have serious concerns:<br/>
When good happens, I drink to celebrate! <br/>
When bad happens, I drink to forget! <br/>
When nothing happens, I drink so that something does happen. <br/>
I can't go on like this! People have started calling me Alcoholic! 
This is a very serious problem and needs our urgent attention. <br/>
Let's meet over drinks tomorrow and talk about it!
    Bhai Log - I have serious concerns:
    When good happens, I drink to celebrate!
    When bad happens, I drink to forget!
    When nothing happens, I drink so that something does happen.
    I can't go on like this! People have started calling me Alcoholic! This is a very serious problem and needs our urgent attention.
    Let's meet over drinks tomorrow and talk about it!
  • Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of alcohol!
    Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of alcohol!
  • Life and beer are very similar.<br/>
For best results - CHILL!
    Life and beer are very similar.
    For best results - CHILL!
  • Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is - `What is C2H5OH?`
    Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is - "What is C2H5OH?"
  • I use to drink... but
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    that was hours ago!
  • Being every successful hangover, there is promise of never drinking again!
    Being every successful hangover, there is promise of never drinking again!
  • You can't buy happiness... but you can buy wine and that's kind of same thing!
    You can't buy happiness... but you can buy wine and that's kind of same thing!
  • Sometimes, all you need is a good cup of coffee (or a good drink) and 5 million dollars!
    Sometimes, all you need is a good cup of coffee (or a good drink) and 5 million dollars!
  • The secret of enjoying a good wine:<br/>
1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.<br/>
2. If it does not look like it's breathing give it mouth to mouth!
    The secret of enjoying a good wine:
    1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
    2. If it does not look like it's breathing give it mouth to mouth!
  • Wine a little - it'll sure make you feel better!
    Wine a little - it'll sure make you feel better!