• Zindgi To Bar-Bar Miligi.
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    Kabhi Iss Bar Mein, To Kabhi Uss Bar Mein!
  • Teacher who says keep your "head down" is better than friends who say "bottoms up"!
  • People who drink to escape their problems are...
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    ..
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    'Booze-dils'!
  • Trust me you can dance.
    ~ Vodka
  • You know you're drunk... when you sit down on the toilet sear and try to put on your seatbelt!
  • One Good way to Reduce Alcohol consumption:<br/>
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad,<br/>

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy.Upload to Facebook
    One Good way to Reduce Alcohol consumption:
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad,
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy.
  • You know you're drunk... when you sit down on the toilet and try to put your seat belt on!
  • 3 simple steps to Happiness:

    1. Make a peg.
    2. Say cheers and finish it.
    3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you feel happy!
  • What device tells you that you've drunk too much? A karaoke machine!
  • O' Lord,
    Give me Coffee to change the things that I can... in the morning;
    And Whiskey to accept the things that I can't... in the evening!
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