|Bhai Log - I have serious concerns:|
When good happens, I drink to celebrate!
When bad happens, I drink to forget!
When nothing happens, I drink so that something does happen.
I can't go on like this! People have started calling me Alcoholic! This is a very serious problem and needs our urgent attention.
Let's meet over drinks tomorrow and talk about it!
|Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of alcohol!|
|Life and beer are very similar.|
For best results - CHILL!
|Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is - "What is C2H5OH?"|
|I use to drink... but|
that was hours ago!
|Being every successful hangover, there is promise of never drinking again!|
|You can't buy happiness... but you can buy wine and that's kind of same thing!|
|Sometimes, all you need is a good cup of coffee (or a good drink) and 5 million dollars!|
|The secret of enjoying a good wine:|
1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
2. If it does not look like it's breathing give it mouth to mouth!
|Wine a little - it'll sure make you feel better!|