• Men don't need a day, they're cool with Happy Hours!<br/>
#Women'sDay
    Men don't need a day, they're cool with Happy Hours!
    #Women'sDay
  • I used to party all weekend.<br/>
Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery!
    I used to party all weekend.
    Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery!
  • Holi officially marks the end of 'Old Monk Season' and the beginning of 'Chilled Beer'!
    Holi officially marks the end of 'Old Monk Season' and the beginning of 'Chilled Beer'!
  • Beerbal<br/>
That guy who starts giving smart-ass answers after having beer!
    Beerbal
    That guy who starts giving smart-ass answers after having beer!
  • Surround yourself with people who have issues.<br/>
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
    Surround yourself with people who have issues.
    Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
  • Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!
    Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!
  • Asking me if I want a drink is like asking me if I want money!
    Asking me if I want a drink is like asking me if I want money!
  • Work place stress is your body's way of saying you need to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home!
    Work place stress is your body's way of saying you need to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home!
  • The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. <br/>
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!
    The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.
    Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!
  • Someone offered me grapes, but I declined.<br/>
I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form!
    Someone offered me grapes, but I declined.
    I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form!