|Men don't need a day, they're cool with Happy Hours!|
|I used to party all weekend.|
Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery!
|Holi officially marks the end of 'Old Monk Season' and the beginning of 'Chilled Beer'!|
That guy who starts giving smart-ass answers after having beer!
|Surround yourself with people who have issues.|
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
|Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!|
|Asking me if I want a drink is like asking me if I want money!|
|Work place stress is your body's way of saying you need to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home!|
|The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. |
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!
|Someone offered me grapes, but I declined.|
I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form!