• Today, i.ce it to be so.da pressing, alcohol seems to be the solution!
    Today, i.ce it to be so.da pressing, alcohol seems to be the solution!
  • The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
    The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
  • Choose your company before you choose your drink!
    Choose your company before you choose your drink!
  • With airplane mode, there should be drunk mode also in which no one is allowed to drunk dial their ex!
    With airplane mode, there should be drunk mode also in which no one is allowed to drunk dial their ex!
  • People keep telling me to drink less whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
    People keep telling me to drink less whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
  • If you're afraid of gaining weight, have 60 ml of whiskey before every meal... this will reduce fear.
Cheers!
    If you're afraid of gaining weight, have 60 ml of whiskey before every meal... this will reduce fear. Cheers!
  • When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!
    When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!
  • I have mixed drinks about feelings!
    I have mixed drinks about feelings!
  • Ironically, the fight between mind and heart always ends up hurting the liver!
    Ironically, the fight between mind and heart always ends up hurting the liver!
  • Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, `It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve.`<br/>
So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.<br/>
I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!<br/>
So I'm trying again tonight!
    Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, "It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve."
    So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.
    I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!
    So I'm trying again tonight!
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