• Wine o'clock is my favourite time of the day!
    Wine o'clock is my favourite time of the day!
  • An important information:<br/>
In case of accident, my blood type is Jack Daniel's!
    An important information:
    In case of accident, my blood type is Jack Daniel's!
  • Sad News:<br/>
My relationship with whisky is on the rocks!
    Sad News:
    My relationship with whisky is on the rocks!
  • Me: You're amazing. You always give me what I need and even though you make me pay for it, I love you.<br/>
Bartender: That'll be $13.75.
    Me: You're amazing. You always give me what I need and even though you make me pay for it, I love you.
    Bartender: That'll be $13.75.
  • After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!
    After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!
  • Beer cures what Ales you!
    Beer cures what Ales you!
  • Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!
    Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!
  • There's a word for combining wine and dinner: Winner!
    There's a word for combining wine and dinner: Winner!
  • What is Beergasm?<br/>
The Climactic Moment when you take the first sip at the end of the day!
    What is Beergasm?
    The Climactic Moment when you take the first sip at the end of the day!
  • No matter what life throws at you.<br/>
A cold beer will always help as an accompaniment!
    No matter what life throws at you.
    A cold beer will always help as an accompaniment!