|Indians love Alcohol so much...|
If something good happens, they drink to celebrate it.
If something bad happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.
If nothing happens, they drink to make things happen.
We need to do something about this problem my fellow people, Please can we meet for a drink and discuss this?
|Friends, you would have seen and read many posts on this subject. But I still want to make this sincere request -
Please, please don't drink and drive. If you want to drive, we can help. Please call us. Our volunteers will come and drink!|
|Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!|
|I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil!|
|They say drink responsibly... but responsibility is the reason why I drink!|
|Every year millions of gallons alcohol is left behind in bars.|
Before you leave, finish your drink.
|A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.|
Santa drank it and answered, "Neither. I'm a problem solver!"
|It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!|
|When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!|
|Exercise makes you look better naked so does Tequila... your choice!|