• Looks like you have a lot on your mind.<br/>
Do you wanna drink about it!
    Looks like you have a lot on your mind.
    Do you wanna drink about it!
  • I finally quit drinking for good.<br/>
Now I drink for evil!
    I finally quit drinking for good.
    Now I drink for evil!
  • After my fourth drink, I heard it whisper...<br/>
`Now is the time to tell people what you really think!`
    After my fourth drink, I heard it whisper...
    "Now is the time to tell people what you really think!"
  • I'm not an alcoholic, but my best friend is. So when he drinks, I do too, because I'm supportive!
    I'm not an alcoholic, but my best friend is. So when he drinks, I do too, because I'm supportive!
  • Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.<br/>
The main stuff still works, but it's really hard to get much else done!
    Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.
    The main stuff still works, but it's really hard to get much else done!
  • WhatsApp status of a drunk person...<br/>
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Can't talk, Alcohol you later!
    WhatsApp status of a drunk person...
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    Can't talk, Alcohol you later!
  • A hangover is your body reminding you that you're and idiot!
    A hangover is your body reminding you that you're and idiot!
  • Doctor: A research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink, takes 5 minutes of your life.
Drinker: According to my calculation, I should have died in 1795!
    Doctor: A research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink, takes 5 minutes of your life. Drinker: According to my calculation, I should have died in 1795!
  • Heart: You should tell him how you feel.<br/>
Brain: Don't you dare.<br/>
Alcohol: Message sent!
    Heart: You should tell him how you feel.
    Brain: Don't you dare.
    Alcohol: Message sent!
  • Best beverage recipe for summers:<br/>
* 2 part Lemons<br/>
* Chaat Masala<br/>
* 1 Ginger<br/>
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup<br/>
* A little soda<br/>
* Ice Cubes<br/>
* Ice Shaker<br/>
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!
    Best beverage recipe for summers:
    * 2 part Lemons
    * Chaat Masala
    * 1 Ginger
    * 1 tsp Sugar Syrup
    * A little soda
    * Ice Cubes
    * Ice Shaker
    * Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!
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