|Looks like you have a lot on your mind.|
Do you wanna drink about it!
|I finally quit drinking for good.|
Now I drink for evil!
|After my fourth drink, I heard it whisper...|
"Now is the time to tell people what you really think!"
|I'm not an alcoholic, but my best friend is. So when he drinks, I do too, because I'm supportive!|
|Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.|
The main stuff still works, but it's really hard to get much else done!
|WhatsApp status of a drunk person...|
Can't talk, Alcohol you later!
|A hangover is your body reminding you that you're and idiot!|
|Doctor: A research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink, takes 5 minutes of your life. Drinker: According to my calculation, I should have died in 1795!|
|Heart: You should tell him how you feel.|
Brain: Don't you dare.
Alcohol: Message sent!
|Best beverage recipe for summers:|
* 2 part Lemons
* Chaat Masala
* 1 Ginger
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup
* A little soda
* Ice Cubes
* Ice Shaker
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!