|What did I learn today?|
You'll never drown your sorrows drinking light beer!
|I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself!|
|The journey between 'No I can't dance' to 'Koi Music Band Nahi Karega' is around 4 pegs!|
|I've never been drunk, but I have woken up in some strange places!|
|The best way to break the ice is to pour whisky over it!|
|A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards!|
|I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks!|
|I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink!|
|My home has an open door policy.|
You bring beer and I open the door!
|I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!|