• I only drink to make my friends more interesting!
    I only drink to make my friends more interesting!
  • One of the best hangover lines!<br/>
Wife: Baby you love me na?<br/>
Husband: Who is Meena?
    One of the best hangover lines!
    Wife: Baby you love me na?
    Husband: Who is Meena?
  • Alcohol is the lube I use... to slide through life!
    Alcohol is the lube I use... to slide through life!
  • I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds.<br/>
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It's called beer!
    I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds.
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  • 90% of the regrets in my life involve alcohol and the send button!
    90% of the regrets in my life involve alcohol and the send button!
  • Wine o'clock is my favourite time of the day!
    Wine o'clock is my favourite time of the day!
  • An important information:<br/>
In case of accident, my blood type is Jack Daniel's!
    An important information:
    In case of accident, my blood type is Jack Daniel's!
  • Sad News:<br/>
My relationship with whisky is on the rocks!
    Sad News:
    My relationship with whisky is on the rocks!
  • Me: You're amazing. You always give me what I need and even though you make me pay for it, I love you.<br/>
Bartender: That'll be $13.75.
    Me: You're amazing. You always give me what I need and even though you make me pay for it, I love you.
    Bartender: That'll be $13.75.
  • After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!
    After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!