• Exercise makes you look better naked so does Tequila... your choice!
    Exercise makes you look better naked so does Tequila... your choice!
  • Success seems quite near with a chilled beer!
    Success seems quite near with a chilled beer!
  • If you're afraid of gaining weight, have a few pegs of whisky before every meal... this will reduce your fear!
    If you're afraid of gaining weight, have a few pegs of whisky before every meal... this will reduce your fear!
  • Today, i.ce it to be so.da pressing, alcohol seems to be the solution!
    Today, i.ce it to be so.da pressing, alcohol seems to be the solution!
  • The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
    The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
  • Choose your company before you choose your drink!
    Choose your company before you choose your drink!
  • With airplane mode, there should be drunk mode also in which no one is allowed to drunk dial their ex!
    With airplane mode, there should be drunk mode also in which no one is allowed to drunk dial their ex!
  • People keep telling me to drink less whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
    People keep telling me to drink less whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
  • If you're afraid of gaining weight, have 60 ml of whiskey before every meal... this will reduce fear.
Cheers!
    If you're afraid of gaining weight, have 60 ml of whiskey before every meal... this will reduce fear. Cheers!
  • When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!
    When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!