|World Cup 2018 result update:|
VODKA 5 - PETROL 0
|Drinking pineapple juice will improve your complexion and adding rum will improve others' looks!|
|Weekend Spiritual Quote:|
It is better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a temple thinking about Whisky!
|Girl: Me or alcohol?|
Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later!
|I hate when people ask me what I do for fun because there is no classy way to say "binge drink"!|
|Alcohol is a very useful solution.|
One treats outside wounds by rubbing alcohol;
And inside wounds by drinking alcohol!
|Don't judge people for drinking;|
Judge them for not drinking.
These ones are surely upto something!
|What did I learn today?|
You'll never drown your sorrows drinking light beer!
|I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself!|
|The journey between 'No I can't dance' to 'Koi Music Band Nahi Karega' is around 4 pegs!|