• World Cup 2018 result update:<br/>
VODKA 5 - PETROL 0
    World Cup 2018 result update:
    VODKA 5 - PETROL 0
  • Drinking pineapple juice will improve your complexion and adding rum will improve others' looks!
    Drinking pineapple juice will improve your complexion and adding rum will improve others' looks!
  • Weekend Spiritual Quote:<br/>
It is better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a temple thinking about Whisky!
    Weekend Spiritual Quote:
    It is better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a temple thinking about Whisky!
  • Girl: Me or alcohol?<br/>
Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later!
    Girl: Me or alcohol?
    Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later!
  • I hate when people ask me what I do for fun because there is no classy way to say `binge drink`!
    I hate when people ask me what I do for fun because there is no classy way to say "binge drink"!
  • Alcohol is a very useful solution.<br/>
One treats outside wounds by rubbing alcohol;<br/>
And inside wounds by drinking alcohol!
    Alcohol is a very useful solution.
    One treats outside wounds by rubbing alcohol;
    And inside wounds by drinking alcohol!
  • Don't judge people for drinking;<br/>
Judge them for not drinking.<br/>
These ones are surely upto something!
    Don't judge people for drinking;
    Judge them for not drinking.
    These ones are surely upto something!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
You'll never drown your sorrows drinking light beer!
    What did I learn today?
    You'll never drown your sorrows drinking light beer!
  • I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself!
    I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself!
  • The journey between 'No I can't dance' to 'Koi Music Band Nahi Karega' is around 4 pegs!
    The journey between 'No I can't dance' to 'Koi Music Band Nahi Karega' is around 4 pegs!