|Find the error in this sentence...|
"Let's have coffee this evening?"
The spelling of Whisky is wrong!
Order two drinks at a time so both of your hands are full and you can't text people you shouldn't!
|When you have wine and cheese you're drinking grapes and eating milk!|
|Alcohol is just water with feelings in it!|
|I ran out of coffee this morning.|
Tequila seemed to a reasonable replacement.
Everyone seems so pretty today!
In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave!
|Newage sign by Traffic Police:|
Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
|Auto reply message of a drunkard:|
Can't talk now...
Alcohol you later!
|People are telling me to drink LESS whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!|
|Good whiskey makes your soul crawl out of its hiding place!|