• Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
    Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
    ~ Compton Mackenzie
  • Whisky is liquid sunshine.
    Whisky is liquid sunshine.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.
    ~ Ringo Starr
  • Wine is strong. The king is stronger. Women are stronger still, but Truth conquers all.
  • Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.
    ~ Ernest Hemingway
  • Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.
    ~ Logan Pearsall Smith
  • Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.
    ~ Abraham Lincoln
  • It takes only one drink to get me drunk.  The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
    It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
    ~ George Burns
  • Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
    Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw