• It takes only one drink to get me drunk.  The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
    It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
    ~ George Burns
  • Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
    Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • I drink to make other people more interesting.
    I drink to make other people more interesting.
    ~ Ernest Hemingway
  • Wine is a grand thing, I said. It makes you forget all the bad.
    Wine is a grand thing, I said. It makes you forget all the bad.
    ~ Ernest Hemingway
  • Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.
    Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.
    ~ Michael Broadbent
  • Whisky is sunlight held together by water held together by water.
    ~ Cafe Royal Circle Bar
  • Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
    ~ Herman Smith-Johannsen
  • Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
    ~ W. C. Fields
  • I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
    ~ Carl Sandburg
  • I never worry about being driven to drink. I just worry about being driven home.
    I never worry about being driven to drink. I just worry about being driven home.
    ~ W.C. Fields
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