• Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
    ~ Jean Kerr
  • First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
    First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
    ~ Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
  • Head for the future, run from the past. Hide from the mirror and live in the glass. What dreams forget the whiskey remembers.
    Head for the future, run from the past. Hide from the mirror and live in the glass. What dreams forget the whiskey remembers.
    ~ Eric Church
  • A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.
    ~ Carolyn Gold Heilbrun
  • O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.
    ~ William Shakespeare
  • There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.
    There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.
    ~ Samuel Johnson
  • Sobers are so bores.
    Sobers are so bores.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
    ~ Matt Groening
  • There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.
    ~ Ovid
  • In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
    ~ Benjamin Franklin