April Fool SMS

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Wife texts to her hubby: Please come home early. I have cooked a wonderful meal. We shall spend the time alone and have a wonderful time.
Husband reaches home and finds the usual stale food.
Hubbby: What's this non-sense?
Wife: Koi "April Fool" Bhi Cheez Hoti Hai!
Best relationships needs no promises, no demands and no expectations... it just needs two people.<br/>
One fool like you;<br/>
And one cool like me.<br/>
Happy April Fool!
Best relationships needs no promises, no demands and no expectations... it just needs two people.
One fool like you;
And one cool like me.
Happy April Fool!
Just a friendly reminder: 
Relationships are precious... do not hurt them by fooling them on 1st April. 
Happy April Fool!
Just a friendly reminder:
Relationships are precious... do not hurt them by fooling them on 1st April.
Happy April Fool!
Iss Kadar Hum Aapko Chahte Hein;
Ke Duniya Wale Dekh Ke Jal Jate Hein,
Yu Toh Hum Sabhi Ko Ullu Banate Hein
Lekin Aap Thoda Jaldi Ban Jaate Hein!
Happy April Fool!
Q: What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? 
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Guess 
Guess Guess 
A: FOOLAN DEVI!
Q: What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?
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Guess
Guess Guess
A: FOOLAN DEVI!
Last night, I had a nightmare about an impending danger; and a wise man advised me to message to the first person who came to my mind for warding off the evil.
Thanks for being my savoiur!
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And why only you? Because I was told that the person should be a lunatic.
And by the way, Happy April Fool!
Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people. 
~ Michel Eyquem de Montaigne 
I thank God for His kindness that I could adapt to you! 
Happy April Fool!
Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people.
~ Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
I thank God for His kindness that I could adapt to you!
Happy April Fool!
Research has proved that all fools use their THUMB while scrolling an SMS.
Now it's too late. Don't try to use a finger. Catch another fool!
Happy April Fools' Day!
Why do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because:
I care for you?
Or I miss you?
Or I love you?
Or I need you?
It's because I need an idle person for time pass!
Happy April Fool!
I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Xmas or even New Year;<br/>
But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.<br/>
Happy April Fool!
I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Xmas or even New Year;
But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.
Happy April Fool!

Quotes

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Trivia

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Graffiti

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