April Fool SMS

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Wife texts to her hubby: Please come home early. I have cooked a wonderful meal. We shall spend the time alone and have a wonderful time.
Husband reaches home and finds the usual stale food.
Hubbby: What's this non-sense?
Wife: Koi "April Fool" Bhi Cheez Hoti Hai!
Best relationships needs no promises, no demands and no expectations... it just needs two people.<br/>
One fool like you;<br/>
And one cool like me.<br/>
Happy April Fool!
Best relationships needs no promises, no demands and no expectations... it just needs two people.
One fool like you;
And one cool like me.
Happy April Fool!
Just a friendly reminder: 
Relationships are precious... do not hurt them by fooling them on 1st April. 
Happy April Fool!
Just a friendly reminder:
Relationships are precious... do not hurt them by fooling them on 1st April.
Happy April Fool!
Iss Kadar Hum Aapko Chahte Hein;
Ke Duniya Wale Dekh Ke Jal Jate Hein,
Yu Toh Hum Sabhi Ko Ullu Banate Hein
Lekin Aap Thoda Jaldi Ban Jaate Hein!
Happy April Fool!
Q: What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? 
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Guess 
Guess Guess 
A: FOOLAN DEVI!
Q: What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?
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Guess
Guess Guess
A: FOOLAN DEVI!
Last night, I had a nightmare about an impending danger; and a wise man advised me to message to the first person who came to my mind for warding off the evil.
Thanks for being my savoiur!
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And why only you? Because I was told that the person should be a lunatic.
And by the way, Happy April Fool!
Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people. 
~ Michel Eyquem de Montaigne 
I thank God for His kindness that I could adapt to you! 
Happy April Fool!
Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people.
~ Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
I thank God for His kindness that I could adapt to you!
Happy April Fool!
Research has proved that all fools use their THUMB while scrolling an SMS.
Now it's too late. Don't try to use a finger. Catch another fool!
Happy April Fools' Day!
Why do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because:
I care for you?
Or I miss you?
Or I love you?
Or I need you?
It's because I need an idle person for time pass!
Happy April Fool!
I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Xmas or even New Year;<br/>
But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.<br/>
Happy April Fool!
I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Xmas or even New Year;
But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.
Happy April Fool!

Quotes

The good teacher discovers the natural gifts of his pupils and liberates them by the stimulating influence of the inspiration that he can impart. The true leader makes his followers twice the men they were before.

Trivia

Waheeda Rahman played both mother and lover to Amitabh Bachchan. She played the love interest of Big B in 'Adalat' (1976) and mother in 'Trishul' (1978).

Graffiti

Glass house jokes are always transparent.