• Banta: Which is the best day to propose a girl?
    Santa: April 1
    Banta: Why?
    If she accept it's your luck. Otherwise just say, April Fool!
  • You are equal to 60 James Bond!
    How?
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    007 x 60 = 420
    Happy April Fool!
  • You are a very CUTE person.
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    Just a second, don't misunderstand.
    CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.
    Happy All Fools' Day!
  • Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue.
    Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
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    Happy April Fools' Day!
  • Last night, I got a severe headache. I went to a doctor. He said that it would be cured if I send an SMS to a lunatic. U were the 1st to come to my mind. Happy All Fools' Day!