|Happy birthday! Don't get nailed for all the sins you committed yesterday!|
|There's one thing I really hate and it's lying about others age.|
Happy 30th birthday, sis! It's better to be over the hill than under it!
|Happy birthday to mom and dad's second favourite kid!|
Have a fabulous one, dear sister!
|Happy birthday, mommy! If I were to wish you Donald Trump-style, I'd start by making your birthday great again.|
|Cheers to your mother! She gave birth to a legend.|
Happy birthday, daddy!
|Happy birthday, dear Pisces buddy!|
Fun fact: Astrology really pisces me off!
|Everyone sent you birthday wishes yesterday. I bet they aren't thinking of you today like I am.|
Happy Belated Birthday!
|You drink too much;|
You cuss too much;
You have questionable morals;
You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.
|Just another birthday and just another wrinkle on your face.|
Happy birthday, Grandpa!
|I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful, I thought about you the entire time, though!|
Happy birthday, big brother! Thank you for always being older than me!