• Happy birthday! Don't get nailed for all the sins you committed yesterday!
    Happy birthday! Don't get nailed for all the sins you committed yesterday!
  • There's one thing I really hate and it's lying about others age.<br/>
Happy 30th birthday, sis! It's better to be over the hill than under it!
    There's one thing I really hate and it's lying about others age.
    Happy 30th birthday, sis! It's better to be over the hill than under it!
  • Happy birthday to mom and dad's second favourite kid!<br/>
Have a fabulous one, dear sister!
    Happy birthday to mom and dad's second favourite kid!
    Have a fabulous one, dear sister!
  • Happy birthday, mommy! If I were to wish you Donald Trump-style, I'd start by making your birthday great again.
    Happy birthday, mommy! If I were to wish you Donald Trump-style, I'd start by making your birthday great again.
  • Cheers to your mother! She gave birth to a legend.<br/>
Happy birthday, daddy!
    Cheers to your mother! She gave birth to a legend.
    Happy birthday, daddy!
  • Happy birthday, dear Pisces buddy!<br/>
Fun fact: Astrology really pisces me off!
    Happy birthday, dear Pisces buddy!
    Fun fact: Astrology really pisces me off!
  • Everyone sent you birthday wishes yesterday. I bet they aren't thinking of you today like I am.<br/>
Happy Belated Birthday!
    Everyone sent you birthday wishes yesterday. I bet they aren't thinking of you today like I am.
    Happy Belated Birthday!
  • You drink too much;<br/>
You cuss too much;<br/>
You have questionable morals;<br/>
You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.<br/>
Happy Birthday!
    You drink too much;
    You cuss too much;
    You have questionable morals;
    You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.
    Happy Birthday!
  • Just another birthday and just another wrinkle on your face.<br/>
Happy birthday, Grandpa!
    Just another birthday and just another wrinkle on your face.
    Happy birthday, Grandpa!
  • I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful, I thought about you the entire time, though!<br/>
Happy birthday, big brother! Thank you for always being older than me!
    I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful, I thought about you the entire time, though!
    Happy birthday, big brother! Thank you for always being older than me!