|A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time.|
Cop: Pull over!
Blonde: No, it's a scarf!
|What is the difference between an intelligent Blonde & a UFO?|
Don't know, have not seen either!
|What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?|
|A police officer stopped a car and asked the blonde driver,|
"Can you identify yourself, Madam?"
The blonde pulls out her mirror and says, "Yes, it's me!"
|Blonde: Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor...|
Doctor: What's wrong with them?
Blonde: They keep slipping out from under my arms!
|A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"|
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F!"
|Why do blondes have more fun?|
They're easier to find in the dark!
|A person told his blonde friend, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."|
The blonde guy then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th!"
|An Italian tourist asks a blonde man, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"|
To which the blonde man replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!"
|What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?|
You can park in handicapped zones!