• A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time.<br/>
Cop: Pull over!<br/>
Blonde: No, it's a scarf!Upload to Facebook
    A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time.
    Cop: Pull over!
    Blonde: No, it's a scarf!
  • What is the difference between an intelligent Blonde & a UFO?<br/>
Don't know, have not seen either!Upload to Facebook
    What is the difference between an intelligent Blonde & a UFO?
    Don't know, have not seen either!
  • What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?<br/>
Artificial Intelligence!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
    Artificial Intelligence!
  • A police officer stopped a car and asked the blonde driver,<br/>
`Can you identify yourself, Madam?` <br/>
The blonde pulls out her mirror and says, `Yes, it's me!`Upload to Facebook
    A police officer stopped a car and asked the blonde driver,
    "Can you identify yourself, Madam?"
    The blonde pulls out her mirror and says, "Yes, it's me!"
  • Blonde: Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor...<br/>
Doctor: What's wrong with them?<br/>
Blonde: They keep slipping out from under my arms!Upload to Facebook
    Blonde: Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor...
    Doctor: What's wrong with them?
    Blonde: They keep slipping out from under my arms!
  • A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, `Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!`<br/>
Her friend said, `O.K. then, what's the capital of France?`<br/>
The blonde replied, `Oh, that's so easy! F!`Upload to Facebook
    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"
    Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"
    The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F!"
  • Why do blondes have more fun?<br/>
They're easier to find in the dark!Upload to Facebook
    Why do blondes have more fun?
    They're easier to find in the dark!
  • A person told his blonde friend, `Christmas is on a Friday this year.`<br/>
The blonde guy then said, `Let's hope it's not the 13th!`Upload to Facebook
    A person told his blonde friend, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
    The blonde guy then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th!"
  • An Italian tourist asks a blonde man, `Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?`<br/>

To which the blonde man replies, `If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!`Upload to Facebook
    An Italian tourist asks a blonde man, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
    To which the blonde man replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!"
  • What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?<br/>
You can park in handicapped zones!Upload to Facebook
    What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?
    You can park in handicapped zones!
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