|Traffic Cop: Why did you not use the INDICATOR before turning?|
Blonde: Why should I use Indicator? Where I am going is... none of your business!
|How did the blonde hurt herself raking leaves?|
She fell out of the tree!
|Q:Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?|
A:She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather!
|What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?|
They're both empty from the neck up!
|In a divorce court, a woman requested the judge, "Your honour, I want to divorce my husband."|
"But why?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
|Why was the blonde looking for the reverse button on her computer?|
She'd been told to back up at the end of every week!
|What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?|
|What did a blonde do when she read a notice in the public conveniences saying "Don't put anything down the toilet but toilet paper?"|
She sat on the floor!
|Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!|
|Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?|
She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather!