• Traffic Cop: Why did you not use the INDICATOR before turning?
    Blonde: Why should I use Indicator? Where I am going is... none of your business!
  • How did the blonde hurt herself raking leaves?
    She fell out of the tree!
  • Q:Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
    A:She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather!
  • What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
    They're both empty from the neck up!
  • In a divorce court, a woman requested the judge, "Your honour, I want to divorce my husband."
    "But why?" asked the judge.
    She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
    The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
    She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
  • Why was the blonde looking for the reverse button on her computer?
    She'd been told to back up at the end of every week!
  • What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
    A thought!
  • What did a blonde do when she read a notice in the public conveniences saying "Don't put anything down the toilet but toilet paper?"
    She sat on the floor!
  • Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
  • Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
    She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather!
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