|Q:Why did the blonde tiptop past the medicine cabinet?|
A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
|Q: What did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas?|
A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank?
|Traffic cop: Didn't you see the 30 m.p.h. Sign?|
Blond: No, officer, I was going too fast to see it.
|What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business?|
|A man finds his blonde wife propping up their washing machine on one side with two bricks.|
Man: What are you doing?
Wife: Washing at 30 degrees.
|"Mum", said the son to his ageing blonde mother, "When you go, do you want to be buried or cremated?"|
"I don't mind", replied the mother. "Surprise me!"
|Did you hear about the blonde who decided to bake a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven.|
|I told my blonde girlfriend I was going skeet shooting. She said she didn't know how to cook them.|
|Blonde: I get a terrible pain in my eye whenever I drink a cup of coffee.|
Doctor: Try taking the spoon out.
|What's a blonde's idea of natural childbirth?|