• Q:Why did the blonde tiptop past the medicine cabinet?
    A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
  • Q: What did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas?
    A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank?
  • Traffic cop: Didn't you see the 30 m.p.h. Sign?
    Blond: No, officer, I was going too fast to see it.
  • What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business?
    No mind;
    No business.
  • A man finds his blonde wife propping up their washing machine on one side with two bricks.
    Man: What are you doing?
    Wife: Washing at 30 degrees.
  • "Mum", said the son to his ageing blonde mother, "When you go, do you want to be buried or cremated?"
    "I don't mind", replied the mother. "Surprise me!"
  • Did you hear about the blonde who decided to bake a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven.
    Did you hear about the blonde who decided to bake a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven.
  • I told my blonde girlfriend I was going skeet shooting. She said she didn't know how to cook them.
    I told my blonde girlfriend I was going skeet shooting. She said she didn't know how to cook them.
  • Blonde: I get a terrible pain in my eye whenever I drink a cup of coffee.<br/>
Doctor: Try taking the spoon out.
    Blonde: I get a terrible pain in my eye whenever I drink a cup of coffee.
    Doctor: Try taking the spoon out.
  • What's a blonde's idea of natural childbirth?
    No make-up.
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