• Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom? She was in there so long, she peed her pants!
  • Q: Why did the blonde move to LA?
    A: It was easier to spell!
  • A blonde went to cash a cheque that she got from her husband.
    The bank cashier asked her to endorse it.
    So she wrote on the back, "My husband is a wonderful person"!
  • A blonde is out walking along a river one day when she sees another blonde on the opposite bank. She shouts "Woohoo, how do I get to the other side?"
    The second blonde looks up and down the river and replies, "You are on the other side".
  • The husband came home and caught his blonde wife reading his diary. She angrily shouted, "Who the f**k are April, May and June?"
  • Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
    A: Wave.
  • Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
    A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
  • A blonde to a pharmacist:
    Do you have any oralgesics? The analgesics don't seem to work!
  • Q: Why did the blonde nurse go to an art school?
    A: To learn how to draw blood!
  • Cashier: Strip down, facing me.
    The blonde quickly stripped down.
    Cashier: Ma'm, Not you but your Credit Card?