|Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom? She was in there so long, she peed her pants!|
|Q: Why did the blonde move to LA?|
A: It was easier to spell!
|A blonde went to cash a cheque that she got from her husband.|
The bank cashier asked her to endorse it.
So she wrote on the back, "My husband is a wonderful person"!
|A blonde is out walking along a river one day when she sees another blonde on the opposite bank. She shouts "Woohoo, how do I get to the other side?"|
The second blonde looks up and down the river and replies, "You are on the other side".
|The husband came home and caught his blonde wife reading his diary. She angrily shouted, "Who the f**k are April, May and June?"|
|Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?|
|Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?|
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
|A blonde to a pharmacist:|
Do you have any oralgesics? The analgesics don't seem to work!
|Q: Why did the blonde nurse go to an art school?|
A: To learn how to draw blood!
|Cashier: Strip down, facing me.|
The blonde quickly stripped down.
Cashier: Ma'm, Not you but your Credit Card?