|The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.|
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
|Police Officer: Didn't you see that you broke the speed limit?|
Blonde: I am sorry, Officer; but I can fix it for you.
Police Officer: How can it be fixed?
Blonde: That's what I was going to ask you!
|Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?|
A: A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes.
|Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?|
A: A golden retriever.
|Customer: Waiter, there is a hair in my soup.|
Waiter: Blonde or red? We are missing a waitress.
|Teacher: What is a 'Caesarean Section'?|
Blonde: It is a district in Italy.