• The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.
    He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
    The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
  • Police Officer: Didn't you see that you broke the speed limit?
    Blonde: I am sorry, Officer; but I can fix it for you.
    Police Officer: How can it be fixed?
    Blonde: That's what I was going to ask you!
  • Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
    A: A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes.
  • Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
    A: A golden retriever.
  • Customer: Waiter, there is a hair in my soup.
    Waiter: Blonde or red? We are missing a waitress.
  • Teacher: What is a 'Caesarean Section'?
    Blonde: It is a district in Italy.