• Anushka or Viraat?<br/>
Deepika or Ranveer?<br/>
Priyanka or Nick? <br/>
You know who is originally the happiest person?<br/><br/>

It's Mr. SABYASACHI MUKHERJEE (the designer) who, by now, I think must be planning a trip to the Galaxy with all the money he made from these three marriages!
    Anushka or Viraat?
    Deepika or Ranveer?
    Priyanka or Nick?
    You know who is originally the happiest person?

    It's Mr. SABYASACHI MUKHERJEE (the designer) who, by now, I think must be planning a trip to the Galaxy with all the money he made from these three marriages!
  • The law and order of our city is pretty bad.<br/>
I had kept 2 tickets of Thugs of Hindostan movie in my car. <br/>
Some idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
    The law and order of our city is pretty bad.
    I had kept 2 tickets of Thugs of Hindostan movie in my car.
    Some idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
  • Please watch Thugs o fHindostan... it will teach you a lot of things.<br/>

1. Value of time and money.<br/>

2. Importance of a painkiller.<br/>

3. How Intermissions are a blessing.<br/>

4. Katrina Kaif is not attractive when she dances like Salman Khan.<br/>

5. You can't trust anyone, not even Aamir Khan.<br/>

~ Enjoy the Movie
    Please watch Thugs o fHindostan... it will teach you a lot of things.
    1. Value of time and money.
    2. Importance of a painkiller.
    3. How Intermissions are a blessing.
    4. Katrina Kaif is not attractive when she dances like Salman Khan.
    5. You can't trust anyone, not even Aamir Khan.
    ~ Enjoy the Movie
  • Ranveer orders a Lehenga.<br/>
Deepika: Wow it's so pretty, Thank you!<br/>
Ranveer: Yeh Taufa humne khud ko diya hai.
    Ranveer orders a Lehenga.
    Deepika: Wow it's so pretty, Thank you!
    Ranveer: Yeh Taufa humne khud ko diya hai.
  • News:<br/>
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.<br/>
Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!
    News:
    Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.
    Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!
  • We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!
    We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!
  • Kya Aapko Pata Hai Anup Jalota Ki Khushiyan Dekh Kar Pankaj Udaas Hai?
    Kya Aapko Pata Hai Anup Jalota Ki Khushiyan Dekh Kar Pankaj Udaas Hai?
  • Bollywood is trying to put Dhaaga in Sui to promote Sui Dhaaga.<br/>
Waiting for the promotions of 'Badhaai Ho' to kick in!
    Bollywood is trying to put Dhaaga in Sui to promote Sui Dhaaga.
    Waiting for the promotions of 'Badhaai Ho' to kick in!
  • Anup Jalota is a living example that if you believe in God and perform regular Bhajan and Kirtan, you can still get a girlfriend after 3 failed marriages!
    Anup Jalota is a living example that if you believe in God and perform regular Bhajan and Kirtan, you can still get a girlfriend after 3 failed marriages!
  • What is Karma?<br/>
Raj Kapoor made Nargis famous and now Nargis's son, Sanjay Dutt made Raj Kapoor's grandson Ranbir Kapoor famous.<br/>
This is return of Karma!
    What is Karma?
    Raj Kapoor made Nargis famous and now Nargis's son, Sanjay Dutt made Raj Kapoor's grandson Ranbir Kapoor famous.
    This is return of Karma!