Bollywood SMS

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If Sridevi were running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka Time hai"!
Everyday Sunny Leone creates History...
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Then we have to go to 'Settings' and clear that History!
Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega.
Bhanja Imran Khan: Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri!
Hey Celina Jaitley,
Nice budget by your dad. Convey my thanks.
Regards
Aia Bhatt
RIP 
Zohra Sehgal 
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer 
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
RIP
Zohra Sehgal
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
Maria Sharapova: I have no idea who Sachin Tendulkar is!
Alia Bhatt: Don't tell me. Even I know who Sachin Tendulkar is. He is India's MP!
Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.<br/>

Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town!
Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.
Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town!
Scientists have come up with a new unit to measure intelligence. It's called Bhatt.
Maximum is Arya Bhatt and minimum is Alia Bhatt!
Preity Zinta launching a tea brand
"PREE-TEA"
which will fiercely compete with
"NESS-CAFE"
Take your pick - Tea or Coffee!
AryaBhatt, great mathematician and astronomer revealed the secret of Eclipse.
AliaBhatt: Eclipse... what Eclispe? Nonsense, Sabke 2 Lips Hote Hein!

Quotes

Know where to find the information and how to use it - That's the secret of success.

Trivia

The Iglesia Maradoniana (English: Church of Maradona; literally Maradonian Church) is a religion, created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.