Bollywood SMS

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Then:
Sabeer Bhatia: Hotmail parted for 400 Crore!
Now:
Susanne Khan: Hotmale parted for 400 Crore!
While filing the IT Return, Alia to her CA: Can I claim 80% of my Cafe Coffee Day expenditures under section 80CCD?
CA is contemplating surrendering his certificate!
Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain about a computer problem.
Alia: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk: Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.
Alia : Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me!
If Sridevi were running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka Time hai"!
Everyday Sunny Leone creates History...
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Then we have to go to 'Settings' and clear that History!
Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega.
Bhanja Imran Khan: Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri!
Hey Celina Jaitley,
Nice budget by your dad. Convey my thanks.
Regards
Aia Bhatt
RIP 
Zohra Sehgal 
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer 
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
RIP
Zohra Sehgal
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
Maria Sharapova: I have no idea who Sachin Tendulkar is!
Alia Bhatt: Don't tell me. Even I know who Sachin Tendulkar is. He is India's MP!
Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.<br/>

Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town!
Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.
Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town!

Quotes

I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude.

Trivia

A young rabbit is called a 'kitten'.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.