Bollywood SMS

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Breaking News:
Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her mobile phone's 'Bluetooth' was not working!
After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?
After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?
India's 3-1 defeat against England in Test Series 2014:
Alia Bhatt: Mummy aur Everest Ko Test Team Mein Lena Chahiye.
Mahesh Bhatt: Kiski Mummy? Aur kaun Everest?
Alia Bhatt: Woh Bolte Hai Na, "Test Mein Best, Mummy Aur Everest"!
Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!
Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!
If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru! 
But why? 
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Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... T Ruru!
If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru!
But why?
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Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... T Ruru!
Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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King George, because he featured on both sides of the coin!
Shaheed Bhagat Singh may forgive us for not giving him due importance and credit;
But he would never forgive us for letting Bobby Deol play his role in a movie!
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick!
A 100 meter sprint was about to begin.
The Starter said 1... 2... 3... GO!
Everybody started running except Alia Bhatt.
Starter: Why didn't you run?
Alia: My number is 4!
Secret revealed about Aamir Khan's PK poster:
The poor soul went to relieve himself at the railway track and the National Anthem started playing on the radio!

Quotes

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.

Trivia

Waheeda Rahman played both mother and lover to Amitabh Bachchan. She played the love interest of Big B in 'Adalat' (1976) and mother in 'Trishul' (1978).

Graffiti

Glass house jokes are always transparent.