|Anushka or Viraat?|
Deepika or Ranveer?
Priyanka or Nick?
You know who is originally the happiest person?
It's Mr. SABYASACHI MUKHERJEE (the designer) who, by now, I think must be planning a trip to the Galaxy with all the money he made from these three marriages!
|The law and order of our city is pretty bad.|
I had kept 2 tickets of Thugs of Hindostan movie in my car.
Some idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
|Please watch Thugs o fHindostan... it will teach you a lot of things.|
1. Value of time and money.
2. Importance of a painkiller.
3. How Intermissions are a blessing.
4. Katrina Kaif is not attractive when she dances like Salman Khan.
5. You can't trust anyone, not even Aamir Khan.
~ Enjoy the Movie
|Ranveer orders a Lehenga.|
Deepika: Wow it's so pretty, Thank you!
Ranveer: Yeh Taufa humne khud ko diya hai.
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.
Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!
|We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!|
|Kya Aapko Pata Hai Anup Jalota Ki Khushiyan Dekh Kar Pankaj Udaas Hai?|
|Bollywood is trying to put Dhaaga in Sui to promote Sui Dhaaga.|
Waiting for the promotions of 'Badhaai Ho' to kick in!
|Anup Jalota is a living example that if you believe in God and perform regular Bhajan and Kirtan, you can still get a girlfriend after 3 failed marriages!|
|What is Karma?|
Raj Kapoor made Nargis famous and now Nargis's son, Sanjay Dutt made Raj Kapoor's grandson Ranbir Kapoor famous.
This is return of Karma!