Alia Bhatt: My new iPhone 6 is crap.
Sidharth Malhotra: Why?
Alia Bhatt: I put it in Airplane Mode but it's not flying!
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Deepika Padukone: I have more fans than you!
Alia Bhatt (laughing hysterically): You mean, you don't have an AC!
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Mahesh Bhatt: I just saw a 12-foot snake in the garden.
Alia Bhatt: Dad, don't try to make me a fool. Snakes don't have feet!
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Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
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Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?
Alia: Tata Sky!
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Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.
Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
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If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!
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Irony of life:
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
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Breaking News:
Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her mobile phone's 'Bluetooth' was not working!
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After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?
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