• Alia Market Mein Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli: Woh Wala Joke Dena.<br />

Dukandar: Kaun Sa Wala?<br />

Alia: Wahi Jo Sab Log Kehte Hain Market Mein Naya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Alia Market Mein Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli: Woh Wala Joke Dena.
    Dukandar: Kaun Sa Wala?
    Alia: Wahi Jo Sab Log Kehte Hain Market Mein Naya Hai!
  • Alia Bhatt: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Mein Kya Hai Toh Tokri Ke Aadhe Ande Tere.<br />
Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kitne Hai To 10 Ke 10 Tere.<br />
Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Ande Dene Wali Murgi Bhi Teri.<br />

Rahul Gandhi: Arey Yaar... Lekin Koi HINT To De De!Upload to Facebook
    Alia Bhatt: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Mein Kya Hai Toh Tokri Ke Aadhe Ande Tere.
    Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kitne Hai To 10 Ke 10 Tere.
    Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Ande Dene Wali Murgi Bhi Teri.
    Rahul Gandhi: Arey Yaar... Lekin Koi HINT To De De!
  • Box Office Flop #BombayVelvet:<br />
This is what happens when you change a city's name from Mumbai. Shiv Sena must be damn happy!Upload to Facebook
    Box Office Flop #BombayVelvet:
    This is what happens when you change a city's name from Mumbai. Shiv Sena must be damn happy!
  • All Ram Gopal Varma films come with 2 warning labels:
    1. Smoking is injurious to health
    2. Directed by Ram Gopal Varma
  • Yesterday was really very hectic:
    Morning - Jail
    Afternoon - Bail
    Evening - Gayle
  • Salman to Judge: Sir! Please give me less punishment.<br/>
Judge to Salman: Take your pick, Jail or Marriage.<br/>
Salman: I would prefer Jail!Upload to Facebook
    Salman to Judge: Sir! Please give me less punishment.
    Judge to Salman: Take your pick, Jail or Marriage.
    Salman: I would prefer Jail!
  • Aishwarya Rai updates her status - Feeling Safe
    Homeless men in Bandra update their status - Feeling Safe
    Vivek Oberoi updates his status - Feeling Safe
    Black buck in Rajasthan updates his status - Feeling Safe.
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    Ranbir Kapoor updates his status - Time to get married - Feeling Safe
  • In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT.
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    In 3010, some Robot will probably release a film named Rajinikanth to take revenge!
  • Cheapest way to travel from Delhi to Mumbai:<br/>
Commit a crime in Delhi,<br/>
CID catches you,<br/>
Daya slaps,<br/>
Location changes to CID Mumbai branch!Upload to Facebook
    Cheapest way to travel from Delhi to Mumbai:
    Commit a crime in Delhi,
    CID catches you,
    Daya slaps,
    Location changes to CID Mumbai branch!
  • Things to learn from Bollywood.<br/>
1. Don't lose hope. Abhishek got Aishwarya.<br/>
2. Don't be over confident. Even Hrithik got dumped!'Upload to Facebook
    Things to learn from Bollywood.
    1. Don't lose hope. Abhishek got Aishwarya.
    2. Don't be over confident. Even Hrithik got dumped!'
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