Bollywood SMS

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Breaking News:
Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her mobile phone's 'Bluetooth' was not working!
After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?
After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?
India's 3-1 defeat against England in Test Series 2014:
Alia Bhatt: Mummy aur Everest Ko Test Team Mein Lena Chahiye.
Mahesh Bhatt: Kiski Mummy? Aur kaun Everest?
Alia Bhatt: Woh Bolte Hai Na, "Test Mein Best, Mummy Aur Everest"!
Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!
Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!
If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru! 
But why? 
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Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... T Ruru!
If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru!
But why?
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Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... T Ruru!
Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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King George, because he featured on both sides of the coin!
Shaheed Bhagat Singh may forgive us for not giving him due importance and credit;
But he would never forgive us for letting Bobby Deol play his role in a movie!
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick!
A 100 meter sprint was about to begin.
The Starter said 1... 2... 3... GO!
Everybody started running except Alia Bhatt.
Starter: Why didn't you run?
Alia: My number is 4!
Secret revealed about Aamir Khan's PK poster:
The poor soul went to relieve himself at the railway track and the National Anthem started playing on the radio!

Quotes

The greater the obstacle, the more glory in achieving it.

Trivia

The average male spends 43 minutes a day staring at 10 different women.

Graffiti

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes!