Bollywood SMS

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Sunny Leone: 'Ragini Mms 2' Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi. 
Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
Sunny Leone: "Ragini Mms 2" Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi.
Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
RIP<br/>
Khushwant Singh<br/>
Great Indian Novelist<br/>
(February 02, 1915 - March 20, 2014)
RIP
Khushwant Singh
Great Indian Novelist
(February 02, 1915 - March 20, 2014)
Nurse: Congrats, you have been blessed with 3 kids.
Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched... Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3 and Krrish 3.
Nurse: Thank God, you didn't see Delhi 6!
Aggar John Abraham Ki Shaadi Ke Baad Uske Judwa Bachche Hue To John Abraham Un Dono Bachcho Ka Naam Kya Rakhega? .
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Socho?
Easy Hai Re.
Johnson & Johnson!
It must be quite an awkward moment when Bobby Deol's wife calls him "Bobby Darling"!
Subrata Roy calls Sanjay Dutt asking, "Bhai, Yeh Parole ka Kya Jugaad hai?
Breaking News:
Sanjay Dutt to develop a residential area in Mumbai after completing his sentence. It is prosped to be named as "Parole Bagh"!
Tony in jeans and a Michael Jackson T-shirt comes running to Ajit.
"Boss, Boss, Plaan Gadbad Ho Gya. Aaj Kaam Nahin Hoga. Lily Ko Stomach-ache Hai."
Ajit: Rascal. Lily Se Keh Do - Stomach Ek Ho Ya Do, Kaam Zaroor Ho Jana Chahiye!"
Dhoom 3 Cast:

Aamir Khan = Exam Topper
Katrina Kaif = Girls Quota
Abhishek Bachchan = Reservation Quota
Uday Chopra = Management Quota
Sanjay Dutt keeps getting parole... even the court believes that being with wife is a harsher punishment than being in jail!

Quotes

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.