|Someday they are going to make a colony in honour of Sanjay Dutt and call it 'Parole Bagh'!|
|Giving 'Happy New Year' an award for Best Film is like giving Sakshi Maharaj a Nobel for his efforts in setting family planning agendas!|
|Sanjay Dutt also deserves a Padmabhushan. He is India's 1st Freelancer Prisoner!|
|Sanjay Dutt won't mind being on the News Hour. He anyway is not interested in completing his sentences.|
|MSG Censor Certification:|
SRK and Sallu seem to have managed to stall the release of Messenger of God!
|PK creating records in India.|
VK creating records in Australia.
All credit goes to Anushka Sharma!
|Sanjay Dutt Ko 14 Days Ki Chutti Ki Khabar Sunte Hi Aankho Mein Aansu Liye Meri Maa Ne Mujhse Kaha...|
Dekh Beta Jail Mein Bhi Logo Ko Chutti Mil Jati Hai,
Pata Nahi Tu Kaunsi Company Mein Kaam Karta Hai?
|Need urgent help:|
Please suggest me what should I do?
Dekh Ke Piyun?
Ya Peete Peete Dekhun?
|Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.|
Bunty: Alia Bhatt.
Teacher: Get out of the Class.
Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
|Alia Bhatt: My new iPhone 6 is crap.|
Sidharth Malhotra: Why?
Alia Bhatt: I put it in Airplane Mode but it's not flying!