Ranbir Kapoor seems to be jinxed for brand advertising. All the three teams from his Pepsi ad are out of IPL 6!
A towel made Ranbir Kapoor's career and destroyed Sreesanth's!
Sanjay Dutt wanted to express his feelings on Twitter before surrendering but abstained because the sentence is too long!
Breaking News:
"Ajeeb Dastaan Hai Yeh" from the movie "Bombay Talkies" is one of the chapter from the autobiography of Karan Johar.
"Ajeeb Dastaan Hai Yeh" from the movie "Bombay Talkies" is one of the chapter from the autobiography of Karan Johar.
Santa: How was that Sajid Khan movie that you saw with your friends today?
Jeeto: It had a happy ending. Everyone was glad it was over!
Jeeto: It had a happy ending. Everyone was glad it was over!
Problem with our country...
National flower exploited by BJP;
National animal is dying;
And the National fruit is seducing Katrina!
National flower exploited by BJP;
National animal is dying;
And the National fruit is seducing Katrina!
Santa went with his family to watch Himmatwala?
Jeeto: Why do you keep applauding such a lousy movie?
Santa: To stay awake!
Jeeto: Why do you keep applauding such a lousy movie?
Santa: To stay awake!
Banta: In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
Santa: Lucky Anil Kapoor!
Santa: Lucky Anil Kapoor!
This was Manyata's (Sanjay Dutt wife) 3rd marriage. And all her husbands are in Jail. Now we request her to marry some corrupt political leader.
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Sanjay Dutt conviction:
Sanjay Dutt should actually only serve 39 months in jail considering the fact he already spent 3 months on the sets of 'Zila Ghaziabad'!
Sanjay Dutt should actually only serve 39 months in jail considering the fact he already spent 3 months on the sets of 'Zila Ghaziabad'!
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