|Where do you find the most homely, beautiful & obedient wives of this world?|
Karan Johar's movies!
|Hrithik Roshan was practicing being blind for long so that he could do well in 'Kaabil' or else why would he sign movies like Mohenjo Daro!|
|After 'Mangal' and 'Dangal', Aamir Khan's next movie will be 'Hangal' - the biopic of AK Hangal!|
Teacher: Homework Kiya?
Teacher: Kya Matlab Na?
Pappu: "Na" Sirf Ek Shabd Nahi... Apne Aap Mein Ek Poora Vakya Hai... Isse Kisi Tarakh, Spashtikaran, Explanation Ya Vyakhya Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hoti... Na Ka Matlab Na hi Hota Hai!
|I wonder when Bollywood produces so many colors, why our youth is after Fifty Shades of Grey!|
|Katrina: Ranbir, will you watch my movie Baar Baar Dekho?|
Ranbir: Ae Dil Hai Mushkil!
|Varun: What is GST?|
Alia: Good Night, Sweet Dreams, Take Care!
|Best line I've heard today:|
There's this new Pokemon called Salman Khan that nobody can catch!
|Say No to piracy. Do not download the Internet from Kabali!|
|Abhishek: Dad, Aapne Mere Phone Mein PokemonGo Kyon Daala?|
Big B: Is Bahane Tu Ghar Se Bahar To Nikalega!