• Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.<br />
Bunty: Alia Bhatt.<br />
Teacher: Get out of the Class.<br />
Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
    Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.
    Bunty: Alia Bhatt.
    Teacher: Get out of the Class.
    Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
  • Alia Bhatt: My new iPhone 6 is crap.
    Sidharth Malhotra: Why?
    Alia Bhatt: I put it in Airplane Mode but it's not flying!
  • Deepika Padukone: I have more fans than you!
    Alia Bhatt (laughing hysterically): You mean, you don't have an AC!
  • Mahesh Bhatt: I just saw a 12-foot snake in the garden.
    Alia Bhatt: Dad, don't try to make me a fool. Snakes don't have feet!
  • Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
    Bunty: MS Excel
    Lucky: MS Word
    Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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    Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
  • Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?<br/>
Alia: Tata Sky!
    Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?
    Alia: Tata Sky!
  • Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.<br />
Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
    Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.
    Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
  • If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!
    If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!
  • Irony of life:<br/>
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
    Irony of life:
    Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
  • Breaking News:
    Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her mobile phone's 'Bluetooth' was not working!
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