Bollywood SMS

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God forbid - If Sania were to divorce Shoaib in Suzanne Style, the whole Pakistani Economy would possible collapse!
Then:
Sabeer Bhatia: Hotmail parted for 400 Crore!
Now:
Susanne Khan: Hotmale parted for 400 Crore!
While filing the IT Return, Alia to her CA: Can I claim 80% of my Cafe Coffee Day expenditures under section 80CCD?
CA is contemplating surrendering his certificate!
Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain about a computer problem.
Alia: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk: Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.
Alia : Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me!
If Sridevi were running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka Time hai"!
Everyday Sunny Leone creates History...
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Then we have to go to 'Settings' and clear that History!
Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega.
Bhanja Imran Khan: Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri!
Hey Celina Jaitley,
Nice budget by your dad. Convey my thanks.
Regards
Aia Bhatt
RIP 
Zohra Sehgal 
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer 
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
RIP
Zohra Sehgal
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
Maria Sharapova: I have no idea who Sachin Tendulkar is!
Alia Bhatt: Don't tell me. Even I know who Sachin Tendulkar is. He is India's MP!

Quotes

Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.

Trivia

France, Italy and Chile have formally recognized the existence of UFOs.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.