|Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.|
Bunty: Alia Bhatt.
Teacher: Get out of the Class.
Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
|Alia Bhatt: My new iPhone 6 is crap.|
Sidharth Malhotra: Why?
Alia Bhatt: I put it in Airplane Mode but it's not flying!
|Deepika Padukone: I have more fans than you!|
Alia Bhatt (laughing hysterically): You mean, you don't have an AC!
|Mahesh Bhatt: I just saw a 12-foot snake in the garden.|
Alia Bhatt: Dad, don't try to make me a fool. Snakes don't have feet!
|Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?|
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
|Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?|
Alia: Tata Sky!
|Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.|
Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
|If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!|
|Irony of life:|
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her mobile phone's 'Bluetooth' was not working!