Bollywood SMS

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Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain about a computer problem.
Alia: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk: Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.
Alia : Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me!
If Sridevi were running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka Time hai"!
Everyday Sunny Leone creates History...
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Then we have to go to 'Settings' and clear that History!
Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega.
Bhanja Imran Khan: Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri!
Hey Celina Jaitley,
Nice budget by your dad. Convey my thanks.
Regards
Aia Bhatt
RIP 
Zohra Sehgal 
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer 
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
RIP
Zohra Sehgal
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
Maria Sharapova: I have no idea who Sachin Tendulkar is!
Alia Bhatt: Don't tell me. Even I know who Sachin Tendulkar is. He is India's MP!
Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.<br/>

Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town!
Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.
Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town!
Scientists have come up with a new unit to measure intelligence. It's called Bhatt.
Maximum is Arya Bhatt and minimum is Alia Bhatt!
Preity Zinta launching a tea brand
"PREE-TEA"
which will fiercely compete with
"NESS-CAFE"
Take your pick - Tea or Coffee!

Quotes

Greatness is not found in possessions, power, position, or prestige. It is discovered in goodness, humility, service, and character.

Trivia

Interracial marriage was banned in South Africa from 1949 to 1985 (36 years) - It was banned in the U.S. from 1691-1967 (276 years).

Graffiti

Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.