|Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?|
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
|Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?|
Alia: Tata Sky!
|Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.|
Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
|If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!|
|Irony of life:|
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her mobile phone's 'Bluetooth' was not working!
|After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?|
|Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!|
|Shaheed Bhagat Singh may forgive us for not giving him due importance and credit;|
But he would never forgive us for letting Bobby Deol play his role in a movie!
|Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.|
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick!