Bollywood SMS

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Dr. Manmohan Singh: I don't have anything to hide.
Sunny Leone: Same here!
Dear Kellogs,
Please cast Sonakshi Sinha or Huma Qureshi or Vidya Balan in your "Kellogs Challenge ad" and show us the results.
Casting Deepika Padukone is really a joke.
Sincerely,
Women
If the Bollywood movie "Pati, Patni Aur Woh" is made again, it's title should be
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"Pati, Patni Aur Whatsapp"!
Sunny Leone: 'Ragini Mms 2' Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi. 
Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
Sunny Leone: "Ragini Mms 2" Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi.
Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
RIP<br/>
Khushwant Singh<br/>
Great Indian Novelist<br/>
(February 02, 1915 - March 20, 2014)
RIP
Khushwant Singh
Great Indian Novelist
(February 02, 1915 - March 20, 2014)
Nurse: Congrats, you have been blessed with 3 kids.
Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched... Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3 and Krrish 3.
Nurse: Thank God, you didn't see Delhi 6!
Aggar John Abraham Ki Shaadi Ke Baad Uske Judwa Bachche Hue To John Abraham Un Dono Bachcho Ka Naam Kya Rakhega? .
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Socho?
Easy Hai Re.
Johnson & Johnson!
It must be quite an awkward moment when Bobby Deol's wife calls him "Bobby Darling"!
Subrata Roy calls Sanjay Dutt asking, "Bhai, Yeh Parole ka Kya Jugaad hai?
Breaking News:
Sanjay Dutt to develop a residential area in Mumbai after completing his sentence. It is prosped to be named as "Parole Bagh"!

Quotes

Relationships based on obligation lack dignity.

Trivia

The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

Graffiti

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.