Bollywood SMS

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If the Bollywood movie "Pati, Patni Aur Woh" is made again, it's title should be
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"Pati, Patni Aur Whatsapp"!
Sunny Leone: 'Ragini Mms 2' Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi. 
Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
Sunny Leone: "Ragini Mms 2" Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi.
Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
RIP<br/>
Khushwant Singh<br/>
Great Indian Novelist<br/>
(February 02, 1915 - March 20, 2014)
RIP
Khushwant Singh
Great Indian Novelist
(February 02, 1915 - March 20, 2014)
Nurse: Congrats, you have been blessed with 3 kids.
Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched... Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3 and Krrish 3.
Nurse: Thank God, you didn't see Delhi 6!
Aggar John Abraham Ki Shaadi Ke Baad Uske Judwa Bachche Hue To John Abraham Un Dono Bachcho Ka Naam Kya Rakhega? .
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Socho?
Easy Hai Re.
Johnson & Johnson!
It must be quite an awkward moment when Bobby Deol's wife calls him "Bobby Darling"!
Subrata Roy calls Sanjay Dutt asking, "Bhai, Yeh Parole ka Kya Jugaad hai?
Breaking News:
Sanjay Dutt to develop a residential area in Mumbai after completing his sentence. It is prosped to be named as "Parole Bagh"!
Tony in jeans and a Michael Jackson T-shirt comes running to Ajit.
"Boss, Boss, Plaan Gadbad Ho Gya. Aaj Kaam Nahin Hoga. Lily Ko Stomach-ache Hai."
Ajit: Rascal. Lily Se Keh Do - Stomach Ek Ho Ya Do, Kaam Zaroor Ho Jana Chahiye!"
Dhoom 3 Cast:

Aamir Khan = Exam Topper
Katrina Kaif = Girls Quota
Abhishek Bachchan = Reservation Quota
Uday Chopra = Management Quota

Quotes

Angels, roll the rock away;
Death, yield up thy mighty prey:
See, He rises from the tomb,
Glowing with immortal bloom.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.