Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
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Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?
Alia: Tata Sky!
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Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.
Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
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If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!
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Irony of life:
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
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Breaking News:
Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her mobile phone's 'Bluetooth' was not working!
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After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?
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Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!
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Shaheed Bhagat Singh may forgive us for not giving him due importance and credit;
But he would never forgive us for letting Bobby Deol play his role in a movie!
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Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick!
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