|Alia Market Mein Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli: Woh Wala Joke Dena.|
Dukandar: Kaun Sa Wala?
Alia: Wahi Jo Sab Log Kehte Hain Market Mein Naya Hai!
|Alia Bhatt: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Mein Kya Hai Toh Tokri Ke Aadhe Ande Tere.|
Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kitne Hai To 10 Ke 10 Tere.
Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Ande Dene Wali Murgi Bhi Teri.
Rahul Gandhi: Arey Yaar... Lekin Koi HINT To De De!
|Box Office Flop #BombayVelvet:|
This is what happens when you change a city's name from Mumbai. Shiv Sena must be damn happy!
|All Ram Gopal Varma films come with 2 warning labels:|
1. Smoking is injurious to health
2. Directed by Ram Gopal Varma
|Yesterday was really very hectic:|
Morning - Jail
Afternoon - Bail
Evening - Gayle
|Salman to Judge: Sir! Please give me less punishment.|
Judge to Salman: Take your pick, Jail or Marriage.
Salman: I would prefer Jail!
|Aishwarya Rai updates her status - Feeling Safe|
Homeless men in Bandra update their status - Feeling Safe
Vivek Oberoi updates his status - Feeling Safe
Black buck in Rajasthan updates his status - Feeling Safe.
Ranbir Kapoor updates his status - Time to get married - Feeling Safe
|In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT.|
In 3010, some Robot will probably release a film named Rajinikanth to take revenge!
|Cheapest way to travel from Delhi to Mumbai:|
Commit a crime in Delhi,
CID catches you,
Location changes to CID Mumbai branch!
|Things to learn from Bollywood.|
1. Don't lose hope. Abhishek got Aishwarya.
2. Don't be over confident. Even Hrithik got dumped!'