|Itna Pareshan Toh Maine Bhi Nahi Kiya Tha Padmavati Ko.|
|As 'Padmavat' and 'PadMan' both releasing on the same date, it is first of a kind that two 'period' films releasing on the same day!|
|Naming his next movie ZERO is a smart move by Shah Rukh Khan.|
He'll get free publicity throughout the year by petrol pump attendants who'll say 'Sir ZERO Dekhna'!
|Yeh Bundle Filmon Ka Bahut Fayda Hai.|
Theatre Mein Aap So Bhi Jao Toh Aap Ko Koi Disturb Nahi Karta!
|Indian Movies Logic:|
After getting hit by a bullet, hero wakes up with more power and kills everyone. Jaise Bullet Nahi Vitamin Ki Goli Ho!
Shahid carries the role of a gracious king.
Ranveer carries the role of a fearless warrior.
Deepika carries a Tanishq jewellery showroom!
|Salman Khan will be the lead actor in Race 3. Finally, Bollywood is getting its casting right!|
|Shahrukh Khan called on customer care:|
Shahrukh Khan: Hello, Mera Net Nahi Chal Raha.
Executive: Aapki Toh Movies Bhi Nahi Chal Rahi, Sir!
|Meanwhile, Sanjay Dutt issued a statement this morning...|
"Mujhe Sirf Pyaar Se Baba Bolte Hain"!
1974 - ROTI
1982 - ANGOOR
1982 - NAMKEEN
2005 - CHOCOLATE
2006 - SANDWICH
2009 - ALOO CHAT
2012 - BARFI
2017 - TOILET
KITNE Saal Lag Gaye Pet Saaf Hone Mein!