|Ranveer orders a Lehenga.|
Deepika: Wow it's so pretty, Thank you!
Ranveer: Yeh Taufa humne khud ko diya hai.
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.
Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!
|We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!|
|Kya Aapko Pata Hai Anup Jalota Ki Khushiyan Dekh Kar Pankaj Udaas Hai?|
|Bollywood is trying to put Dhaaga in Sui to promote Sui Dhaaga.|
Waiting for the promotions of 'Badhaai Ho' to kick in!
|Anup Jalota is a living example that if you believe in God and perform regular Bhajan and Kirtan, you can still get a girlfriend after 3 failed marriages!|
|What is Karma?|
Raj Kapoor made Nargis famous and now Nargis's son, Sanjay Dutt made Raj Kapoor's grandson Ranbir Kapoor famous.
This is return of Karma!
|The law and order of our city is pretty bad.|
I had kept 2 tickets of Race 3 movie in my car.
Some Idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
|Agar Arbaaz Khan Ka Case Salman Khan Ka Lawyer Ladhe Toh Betting Toh Kya Woh Yeh Prove Kar Dega Ki IPL Ke Matches Hi Nahi Hue The!|
|When October is released in April, you lose faith in Gregorian calendar.|