|Aamir Khan School of Child Psychology & Career Planning:|
3 Idiots: Let your child become what He or She wants to become.
Dangal: Make your child what you want him or her to become.
Taare Zameen Par: It's OK if your child does not want to become anything. Just don't interfere.
Lagta Hai Koi PK Hamari Firki Le Raha Hai!
|Bengali: Dongle Dekha Kya?|
Friend: Abe Yaha Free WiFi Hai... Login Karle. Dongle Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
Bengali: Udi Baba Dongle... Dongle... Aumir Khon Wola Dongle!
|Aamir Khan's daughters in Dangal should show him 3 Idiots so that he stops forcing his daughters to become wrestlers just to fulfill his dreams!|
|The impact of DeMonetisation - Both have to wear the same saree!|
|Where do you find the most homely, beautiful & obedient wives of this world?|
Karan Johar's movies!
|Hrithik Roshan was practicing being blind for long so that he could do well in 'Kaabil' or else why would he sign movies like Mohenjo Daro!|
|After 'Mangal' and 'Dangal', Aamir Khan's next movie will be 'Hangal' - the biopic of AK Hangal!|
Teacher: Homework Kiya?
Teacher: Kya Matlab Na?
Pappu: "Na" Sirf Ek Shabd Nahi... Apne Aap Mein Ek Poora Vakya Hai... Isse Kisi Tarakh, Spashtikaran, Explanation Ya Vyakhya Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hoti... Na Ka Matlab Na hi Hota Hai!
|I wonder when Bollywood produces so many colors, why our youth is after Fifty Shades of Grey!|
|Katrina: Ranbir, will you watch my movie Baar Baar Dekho?|
Ranbir: Ae Dil Hai Mushkil!