|Aishwarya is pregnant. At last, Abhishek Bachchan has a hit!|
|PJ of the century. |
Who was the 1st Indian to use 4G?
Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
Ans: It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G.
|What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and soda?|
Bun, (Tea) and Bubbly.
|What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size?|
|What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?|
Get up, else Salman will come.
|Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.|
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.
|Why did Kareena break-up with Shahid?|
Bcoz she wanted a new surname after marriage.
Not Kapoor again.
|In case there is a break off between Saif and Kareena, Saif will have his tattoo changed to guess what?|
|After finishing MBBS, Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.|
He checked his first patient`s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally what did he say?
`The battery is OK`.
|Santa: Malika Sherawat is going to be married.|
Banta: Who is the lucky man?
Santa: I am. She rejected me.