• Aamir Khan's daughters in Dangal should show him 3 Idiots so that he stops forcing his daughters to become wrestlers just to fulfill his dreams!
    Aamir Khan's daughters in Dangal should show him 3 Idiots so that he stops forcing his daughters to become wrestlers just to fulfill his dreams!
  • The impact of DeMonetisation - Both have to wear the same saree!
    The impact of DeMonetisation - Both have to wear the same saree!
  • Where do you find the most homely, beautiful & obedient wives of this world?<br/>
Karan Johar's movies!
    Where do you find the most homely, beautiful & obedient wives of this world?
    Karan Johar's movies!
  • Hrithik Roshan was practicing being blind for long so that he could do well in 'Kaabil' or else why would he sign movies like Mohenjo Daro!
    Hrithik Roshan was practicing being blind for long so that he could do well in 'Kaabil' or else why would he sign movies like Mohenjo Daro!
  • After 'Mangal' and 'Dangal', Aamir Khan's next movie will be 'Hangal' - the biopic of AK Hangal!
    After 'Mangal' and 'Dangal', Aamir Khan's next movie will be 'Hangal' - the biopic of AK Hangal!
  • Pink Effect:<br/>
Teacher: Homework Kiya?<br/>
Pappu: Na!<br/>
Teacher: Kya Matlab Na?<br/>
Pappu: `Na` Sirf Ek Shabd Nahi... Apne Aap Mein Ek Poora Vakya Hai... Isse Kisi Tarakh, Spashtikaran, Explanation Ya Vyakhya Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hoti... Na Ka Matlab Na hi Hota Hai!
    Pink Effect:
    Teacher: Homework Kiya?
    Pappu: Na!
    Teacher: Kya Matlab Na?
    Pappu: "Na" Sirf Ek Shabd Nahi... Apne Aap Mein Ek Poora Vakya Hai... Isse Kisi Tarakh, Spashtikaran, Explanation Ya Vyakhya Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hoti... Na Ka Matlab Na hi Hota Hai!
  • I wonder when Bollywood produces so many colors, why our youth is after Fifty Shades of Grey!
    I wonder when Bollywood produces so many colors, why our youth is after Fifty Shades of Grey!
  • Katrina: Ranbir, will you watch my movie Baar Baar Dekho?<br/>
Ranbir: Ae Dil Hai Mushkil!
    Katrina: Ranbir, will you watch my movie Baar Baar Dekho?
    Ranbir: Ae Dil Hai Mushkil!
  • Varun: What is GST?<br/>
Alia: Good Night, Sweet Dreams, Take Care!
    Varun: What is GST?
    Alia: Good Night, Sweet Dreams, Take Care!
  • Best line I've heard today:<br/>
There's this new Pokemon called Salman Khan that nobody can catch!
    Best line I've heard today:
    There's this new Pokemon called Salman Khan that nobody can catch!