|Best line I've heard today:|
There's this new Pokemon called Salman Khan that nobody can catch!
|Say No to piracy. Do not download the Internet from Kabali!|
|Abhishek: Dad, Aapne Mere Phone Mein PokemonGo Kyon Daala?|
Big B: Is Bahane Tu Ghar Se Bahar To Nikalega!
|There may soon be a generation that believes Eid is celebrated because a Salman Khan film is releasing!|
|Varun Dhawan: Messi retired!|
Alia Bhatt: Meri Bhi Maasi Retire Ho Gayi, Railway Mein Thi, Aur Tumhari?
|Alia Bhatt: Are Yoga Day and Shobha De brother and sister?|
Rahul Gandhi: I'm not sure if they both anything to do with Manna Dey!
|Interviewer: So what have you done different from the rest of the world since yesterday?
Pappu: Did not download "Udta Punjab" leaked at torrent!
|After the leak of Panama Papers...|
It is evident that both Amitabh and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan are hiding money from Abhishek Bachchan!
|Neerja saved 359 lives 30 years ago and now she has saved one more - Sonam's career!|
|There's no Anil Kapoor statue in Madame Tussauds. Because he doesn't wax!|