|Shahrukh Khan called on customer care:|
Shahrukh Khan: Hello, Mera Net Nahi Chal Raha.
Executive: Aapki Toh Movies Bhi Nahi Chal Rahi, Sir!
|Meanwhile, Sanjay Dutt issued a statement this morning...|
"Mujhe Sirf Pyaar Se Baba Bolte Hain"!
1974 - ROTI
1982 - ANGOOR
1982 - NAMKEEN
2005 - CHOCOLATE
2006 - SANDWICH
2009 - ALOO CHAT
2012 - BARFI
2017 - TOILET
KITNE Saal Lag Gaye Pet Saaf Hone Mein!
|Latest status update:|
"Toilet" Gaye The - Late Ho Gaye Toh Shuru Ki Thodi Si Nikal Gayi!
|Popcorn's sale during Baahubali show just crossed Abhishek Bachchan's all his films total collection!|
|Priyanka Chopra after returning from the USA: Get my Khakee|
Priyanka: My khakee, khakee...
Assistant: But you're already wearing it.
Priyanka: Gaadi Ki Chaabi Maang Rahi Hun!
|Varun: Do you know about GST?|
|Apparently, Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast.|
Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show!
|Aamir Khan School of Child Psychology & Career Planning:|
3 Idiots: Let your child become what He or She wants to become.
Dangal: Make your child what you want him or her to become.
Taare Zameen Par: It's OK if your child does not want to become anything. Just don't interfere.
Lagta Hai Koi PK Hamari Firki Le Raha Hai!
|Bengali: Dongle Dekha Kya?|
Friend: Abe Yaha Free WiFi Hai... Login Karle. Dongle Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
Bengali: Udi Baba Dongle... Dongle... Aumir Khon Wola Dongle!