• Alia Bhatt: Are Yoga Day and Shobha De brother and sister?<br/>
Rahul Gandhi: I'm not sure if they both anything to do with Manna Dey!
    Alia Bhatt: Are Yoga Day and Shobha De brother and sister?
    Rahul Gandhi: I'm not sure if they both anything to do with Manna Dey!
  • Interviewer: So what have you done different from the rest of the world since yesterday?

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Pappu: Did not download `Udta Punjab` leaked at torrent!
    Interviewer: So what have you done different from the rest of the world since yesterday?
    Pappu: Did not download "Udta Punjab" leaked at torrent!
  • After the leak of Panama Papers...
    It is evident that both Amitabh and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan are hiding money from Abhishek Bachchan!
  • Neerja saved 359 lives 30 years ago and now she has saved one more - Sonam's career!
    Neerja saved 359 lives 30 years ago and now she has saved one more - Sonam's career!
  • There's no Anil Kapoor statue in Madame Tussauds. Because he doesn't wax!
    There's no Anil Kapoor statue in Madame Tussauds. Because he doesn't wax!
  • Believed Airlift was based on True Events... almost till end, but then...<br/>
they showed hot, young and polite Air Hostess in an Air India flight!
    Believed Airlift was based on True Events... almost till end, but then...
    they showed hot, young and polite Air Hostess in an Air India flight!
  • Hrithik Roshan divorced.<br/>
Farhan Akhtar divorced.<br/>
Abhay Deol in a terrible dilemma.<br/>
Katrina parts away from Ranbir.<br/>
Even Kalki separated.<br/>
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara!
    Hrithik Roshan divorced.
    Farhan Akhtar divorced.
    Abhay Deol in a terrible dilemma.
    Katrina parts away from Ranbir.
    Even Kalki separated.
    Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara!
  • Hollywood - And the Oscar goes to....
    Bollywood - And the Sansui Colors Stardust Pan Parag Amba TMT Saria Bangur Cement Sasta Nahi Sabse Acha Award goes to.....
  • Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot.<br/>
Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags!
    Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot.
    Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags!
  • When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said, "Mubarak Ho, Mubarak Ho, Mubarak Ho, Kaun Hua Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhiye Next Episode".