|Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?|
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
|Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?|
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
|Friend: Why are you so sad?|
Pathan: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
|Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?|
Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it!
|Santa: I want to divorce my wife.|
Lawyer: On what Grounds?
Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.
Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?
Santa: No, she's looking for me!
|In the beginning, God created man, but seeing man's ego balloon he then created woman and balance was restored!|
|Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?|
Santa: That's literally all I drink!
|Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?|
Girl: Jack who?
Pappu: Jack Daniels!
|Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?|
Girl: I lost my job.
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
Girl: Wow! Which position?
|Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?|