• Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!
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    Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!
  • Women have three sides:<br/>
1. The quiet side<br/>
2. The fun and crazy side<br/>
3. The side nobody wants to seeUpload to Facebook
    Women have three sides:
    1. The quiet side
    2. The fun and crazy side
    3. The side nobody wants to see
  • Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?<br/>
Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?
    Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!
  • Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.<br/>
Pappu: Nahi.<br/>
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.<br/>
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.<br/>
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.
    Pappu: Nahi.
    Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?
    Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.
    Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.
    Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!
  • Pappu: Dad, how do I look?<br/>
Santa: With your eyes, son!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, how do I look?
    Santa: With your eyes, son!
  • Interviewer: What's your strength?<br/>
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.<br/>
Interviewer: What's your weakness?<br/>
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What's your strength?
    Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
    Interviewer: What's your weakness?
    Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!
  • Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?<br/>
Pappu: I'm nutelling you!Upload to Facebook
    Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
    Pappu: I'm nutelling you!
  • Girlfriend: How much do you love me?<br/>
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: How much do you love me?
    Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!
  • After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.<br/>
Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?<br/>
Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.<br/>
Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.<br/>
Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle!Upload to Facebook
    After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.
    Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?
    Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.
    Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.
    Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle!
  • Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?<br/>
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?<br/>
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?
    Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
    Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
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