• When you tell a woman to calm down, it's like they hear `shut up, you're irritating` instead!Upload to Facebook
    When you tell a woman to calm down, it's like they hear "shut up, you're irritating" instead!
  • Banta: What is GST?<br/>
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is GST?
    Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!
  • Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?<br/>
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
    Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day!
  • Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.<br/>
Bunty: Combine them.<br/>
Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.
    Bunty: Combine them.
    Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!
  • Boy: Why you look so mean?<br/>
Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Why you look so mean?
    Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!
  • Pappu: Hello Police station, there's like a thousand dead people here!<br/>
Police: Where are you?<br/>
Pappu: At the cemetery!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Hello Police station, there's like a thousand dead people here!
    Police: Where are you?
    Pappu: At the cemetery!
  • Inside the examination hall:<br/>
Boy: Date?<br/>
Girl: No<br/>
Boy: Aaj Ki Date?<br/>
Girl: Aaj Kya, Kal, Parson Kabhi Bhi Nahi.<br/>
Boy: Didi Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai Woh Bata Do!Upload to Facebook
    Inside the examination hall:
    Boy: Date?
    Girl: No
    Boy: Aaj Ki Date?
    Girl: Aaj Kya, Kal, Parson Kabhi Bhi Nahi.
    Boy: Didi Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai Woh Bata Do!
  • Bunty: Do you have any superpower?<br/>
Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Do you have any superpower?
    Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse!
  • One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.<br/>
~ An experienced wifeUpload to Facebook
    One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
    ~ An experienced wife
  • Rajinikanth' s computer was invaded by the Ransomware virus.<br/>
The hackers are now pleading with Rajnikanth to release the Viruses!Upload to Facebook
    Rajinikanth' s computer was invaded by the Ransomware virus.
    The hackers are now pleading with Rajnikanth to release the Viruses!
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