|Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?|
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
|Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?|
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
|Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!|
|Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?|
Pappu: The lunch bell!
|Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?|
|Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!|
Girl: Do you drink?
Girl: Do you smoke?
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
Boy: I lie!
|Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?|
Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.
|Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?|
Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!
|Preeto: What is Experience?|
Jeeto: The name most men give to their mistakes!