• Girl: What do you do?<br/>
Pappu: I race cars.<br/>
Girl: Do you win many races?<br/>
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
    Girl: What do you do?
    Pappu: I race cars.
    Girl: Do you win many races?
    Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
  • Bunty: True love always comes back.<br/>
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
    Bunty: True love always comes back.
    Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
  • If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.<br/>
Women get along very well in bathrooms!
    If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.
    Women get along very well in bathrooms!
  • Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?<br/>
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
    Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?
    Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
  • Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.<br/>
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
    Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.
    That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
  • A man's face is his autobiography;<br/>
a woman's face is her fiction!
    A man's face is his autobiography;
    a woman's face is her fiction!
  • Banta: Why are you looking so sad?<br/><br/>
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
    Banta: Why are you looking so sad?

    Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.<br/>
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?<br/>
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
    Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
    Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
    Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
  • Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.<br/>
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
    Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.
    Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
  • Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.<br/>
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?<br/>
Santa replied, `I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate`!
    Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.
    The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
    Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!