• Bunty: Why are you so lazy?<br/>
Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Why are you so lazy?
    Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!
  • Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?<br/>
Boyfriend: OK<br/>
Girlfriend: And video games?<br/>
Boyfriend: OK<br/>
Girlfriend: What else can you leave?<br/>
Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?
    Boyfriend: OK
    Girlfriend: And video games?
    Boyfriend: OK
    Girlfriend: What else can you leave?
    Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!
  • Pappu: You remember that girl who said: `I can't live without you`?<br/>
Bunty: Yeah.<br/>
Pappu: She is still alive!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?
    Bunty: Yeah.
    Pappu: She is still alive!
  • Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?<br/>
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
    Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
  • A man`s face is his autobiography;<br/>
A woman`s face is her work of fiction!Upload to Facebook
    A man`s face is his autobiography;
    A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
  • Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?<br/>
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parkedUpload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
    Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
  • Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.<br/>
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.
    Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
  • Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!Upload to Facebook
    Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!
  • Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.<br/>
Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.
    Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?
  • Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose!Upload to Facebook
    Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose!
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