|Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.|
Santa: She married someone else!
|A genuine question from women:|
If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
|Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?|
Pappu: Deciding to get up!
|Girl: I'm not like other girls.|
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
|A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap!|
|Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age? |
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
The Officer is still calculating!
|Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?|
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
|Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.|
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?
|Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?|
Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!
Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.
Santa: You are right!
|Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.|
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!