|Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.|
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
|Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.|
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
|Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.|
~ My wife
|Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?|
Santa: Your husband!
|Banta: What procrastinate means?|
Santa: I'll tell you later!
|Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?|
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
|A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!|
|Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?|
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?
|Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?|
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
|Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!|