• Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?<br/>
Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
    Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?
    Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
  • Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?<br/>
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
    Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?
    Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
  • Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?<br/>
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
    Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?
    Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
  • Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.<br/>
Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
    Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.
    Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
  • A man of few words is generally a married man!
    A man of few words is generally a married man!
  • Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: Just sell it!
    Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: Just sell it!
  • Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?<br/>
Santa: Getting married!
    Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?
    Santa: Getting married!
  • Rajnikanth tested positive for Covid-19.<br/>
Now the virus is in quarantine!
    Rajnikanth tested positive for Covid-19.
    Now the virus is in quarantine!
  • Pappu: What is GPS?<br/>
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.<br/>
Pappu: So it's Mom?
    Pappu: What is GPS?
    Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
    Pappu: So it's Mom?
  • Elephants: We have the longest memories.<br/>
Women: Hahaha, really?
    Elephants: We have the longest memories.
    Women: Hahaha, really?