• Santa: I've named my dog `ten miles`.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day!
    Santa: I've named my dog "ten miles".
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day!
  • Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?<br/>
Pappu: I don't know Miss.<br/>
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!<br/>
Pappu: Woof... woof!
    Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?
    Pappu: I don't know Miss.
    Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!
    Pappu: Woof... woof!
  • I made the mistake of asking Siri `What do women want?`<br/>
My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
    I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"
    My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
  • Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?<br/>
Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot!
    Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?
    Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot!
  • Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...<br/>
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
    Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...
    Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
  • Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.<br/>
He argued, `Many people do it, why only catch me?`<br/>
The pool manager replied, `Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!`
    Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.
    He argued, "Many people do it, why only catch me?"
    The pool manager replied, "Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!"
  • Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?<br/>
Pappu: A drinking problem!
    Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?
    Pappu: A drinking problem!
  • Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names?<br/>
Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call!
    Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names?
    Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call!
  • Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.<br/>
Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye!
    Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.
    Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye!
  • Banta: Do you have any superpower?<br/>
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!
    Banta: Do you have any superpower?
    Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!