• Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?<br/>
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
    Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?
    Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
  • Teacher: Why does India celebrate  Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?<br/>
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
    Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?
    Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
  • Friend: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Pathan: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
    Friend: Why are you so sad?
    Pathan: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
  • Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?<br/>
Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it!
    Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?
    Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it!
  • Santa: I want to divorce my wife.<br/>
Lawyer: On what Grounds?<br/>
Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.<br/>
Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?<br/>
Santa: No, she's looking for me!
    Santa: I want to divorce my wife.
    Lawyer: On what Grounds?
    Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.
    Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?
    Santa: No, she's looking for me!
  • In the beginning, God created man, but seeing man's ego balloon he then created woman and balance was restored!
    In the beginning, God created man, but seeing man's ego balloon he then created woman and balance was restored!
  • Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?<br/>
Santa: That's literally all I drink!
    Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?
    Santa: That's literally all I drink!
  • Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?<br/>
Pappu: Jack<br/>
Girl: Jack who?<br/>
Pappu: Jack Daniels!
    Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?
    Pappu: Jack
    Girl: Jack who?
    Pappu: Jack Daniels!
  • Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?<br/>
Girl: I lost my job.<br/>
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.<br/>
Girl: Wow! Which position?<br/>
Pappu: Daughter-in-law!
    Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?
    Girl: I lost my job.
    Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
    Girl: Wow! Which position?
    Pappu: Daughter-in-law!
  • Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?<br/>
Santa: Whiskeypedia!
    Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?
    Santa: Whiskeypedia!