|Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.|
They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!
|Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.|
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
Santa: No, Toilet paper!
|Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?|
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!
|Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?|
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
|Pappu: You know I got a raise?|
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
|Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.|
Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.
Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!
|Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?|
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
|Pappu: Do you have any sibling?|
Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!
|Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?|
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!
|Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.|
Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?