|Rajinikanth wore sunglasses and the sun set!|
|Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?|
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!
|A man woke up in hospital after an accident.|
He shouted, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!"
|Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.|
Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - "Use Dipper at night"!
|A man in an interrogation room says "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."|
"You are the lawyer." said the policeman.
"Exactly, so where's my present?" replied the lawyer!
|Pinky: How do I look, daddy?|
Santa: With your eyes, sweetheart!
A woman's eye roll is her conversation turn signal. Be prepared to turn!
|Proposed rate chart outside the doctor's cabin:|
My diagnosis.My treatment - 500
Your Differential diagnosis - 1000
Your google doubts - 1500
Your diagnosis. My treatment - 2000
Your diagnosis your treatment - 5000
|Girlfriend: Tell me something about yourself.|
Pappu: I like working out, staying fit and eating healthy and lying!
|Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy!|