|Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?|
Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
|Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?|
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
|Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?|
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
|Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.|
Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
|A man of few words is generally a married man!|
|Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?|
Pappu: Just sell it!
|Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?|
Santa: Getting married!
|Rajnikanth tested positive for Covid-19.|
Now the virus is in quarantine!
|Pappu: What is GPS?|
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
Pappu: So it's Mom?
|Elephants: We have the longest memories.|
Women: Hahaha, really?