|Women have three sides:|
1. The quiet side
2. The fun and crazy side
3. The side nobody wants to see
|Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?|
Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!
|Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.|
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!
|Pappu: Dad, how do I look?|
Santa: With your eyes, son!
|Interviewer: What's your strength?|
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!
|Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?|
Pappu: I'm nutelling you!
|Girlfriend: How much do you love me?|
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!
|After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.|
Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?
Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.
Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.
Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle!
|Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?|
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
|Girl: How was the first date?|
Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!