• Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.<br/>
They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
    They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!
  • Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.<br/>
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?<br/>
Santa: No, Toilet paper!Upload to Facebook
    Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
    Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
    Santa: No, Toilet paper!
  • Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?<br/>
Banta: One.<br/>
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?
    Banta: One.
    Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!
  • Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?<br/>
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?
    Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
  • Pappu: You know I got a raise?<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: You know I got a raise?
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
  • Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.<br/>
Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.<br/>
Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.
    Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.
    Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!
  • Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?<br/>
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?
    Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
  • Pappu: Do you have any sibling?<br/>
Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Do you have any sibling?
    Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!
  • Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?<br/>
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;<br/>
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?
    Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
    Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!
  • Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.<br/>
Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.
    Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
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