• Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: She married someone else!
    Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: She married someone else!
  • A genuine question from women:<br/>
If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
    A genuine question from women:
    If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
  • Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?<br/>
Pappu: Deciding to get up!
    Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
    Pappu: Deciding to get up!
  • Girl: I'm not like other girls.<br/>
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
    Girl: I'm not like other girls.
    Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
  • A woman saying `correct me if I'm wrong` is a trap!
    A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap!
  • Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age? <br/>
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36. <br/>
The Officer is still calculating!
    Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age?
    Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
    The Officer is still calculating!
  • Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?<br/>
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
    Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
    Girl: Get your own, I am next!
  • Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.<br/>
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.<br/>
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?
    Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.
    Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.
    Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?
  • Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?<br/>
Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!<br/>
Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.<br/>
Santa: You are right!
    Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?
    Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!
    Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.
    Santa: You are right!
  • Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!
    Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!