• Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.<br/>
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
    Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.
    Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
  • Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!
    Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!
  • Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.<br/>
Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.<br/>
Doctor: Exactly!
    Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.
    Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.
    Doctor: Exactly!
  • Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly!
    Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly!
  • Elephants: We have the longest memories.<br/>
Woman: Oh really!
    Elephants: We have the longest memories.
    Woman: Oh really!
  • Jeeto: Why do farts stink?<br/>
Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!
    Jeeto: Why do farts stink?
    Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!
  • No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person!
    No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person!
  • Banta: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.<br/>
Banta: Oh no! But why?<br/>
Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!
    Banta: Why are you so sad?
    Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.
    Banta: Oh no! But why?
    Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!
  • Independent, educated women are mostly...<br/>
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dependent on their uneducated maids!
    Independent, educated women are mostly...
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    dependent on their uneducated maids!
  • Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.<br/>
Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
    Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.
    Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!