|Girl: What do you do?|
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
|Bunty: True love always comes back.|
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
|If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.|
Women get along very well in bathrooms!
|Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?|
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
|Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.|
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
|A man's face is his autobiography;|
a woman's face is her fiction!
|Banta: Why are you looking so sad?|
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
|Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.|
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
|Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.|
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
|Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.|
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!