|Santa: I've named my dog "ten miles".|
Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day!
|Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?|
Pappu: I don't know Miss.
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!
Pappu: Woof... woof!
|I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"|
My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
|Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?|
Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot!
|Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...|
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
|Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.|
He argued, "Many people do it, why only catch me?"
The pool manager replied, "Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!"
|Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?|
Pappu: A drinking problem!
|Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names?|
Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call!
|Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.|
Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye!
|Banta: Do you have any superpower?|
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!