• Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?<br/>
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?
    Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
  • Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?<br/>
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?
    Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
  • Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!Upload to Facebook
    Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!
  • Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The lunch bell!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The lunch bell!
  • Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?<br/>
Pappu: Imagination!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?
    Pappu: Imagination!
  • Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!Upload to Facebook
    Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!
  • While Chatting:<br/>
Girl: Do you drink?<br/>
Boy: No<br/>
Girl: Do you smoke?<br/>
Boy: No<br/>
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?<br/>
Boy: I lie!Upload to Facebook
    While Chatting:
    Girl: Do you drink?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you smoke?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
    Boy: I lie!
  • Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?<br/>
Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.<br/>
Pappu: Exactly!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?
    Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.
    Pappu: Exactly!
  • Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?<br/>
Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?
    Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!
  • Preeto: What is Experience?<br/>
Jeeto: The name most men give to their mistakes!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: What is Experience?
    Jeeto: The name most men give to their mistakes!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT