• Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.<br/>
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
    Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
    Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
  • Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.<br/>
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.<br/>
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
    Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.
    Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
    Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
  • Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.<br/>
~ My wife
    Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.
    ~ My wife
  • Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?<br/>
Santa: Your husband!
    Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?
    Santa: Your husband!
  • Banta: What procrastinate means?<br/>
Santa: I'll tell you later!
    Banta: What procrastinate means?
    Santa: I'll tell you later!
  • Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?<br/>
Santa: What's it, son?<br/>
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.<br/>
Santa: That's true, son.<br/>
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.<br/>
Santa: That is also true.<br/>
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?<br/>
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
    Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?
    Santa: What's it, son?
    Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
    Santa: That's true, son.
    Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
    Santa: That is also true.
    Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
    Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
  • A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!
    A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!
  • Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?<br/>
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?
    Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?
    Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?
  • Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?<br/>
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
    Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?
    Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
  • Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!
    Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!