|Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?|
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!
|Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?|
Santa: Just leave me alone.
While Pappu leaving the room.
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
Santa: That's how it feels!
|Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? |
Girl: No there's 26
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
|Teacher: What is a Barometer?|
Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!
|Bunty: I want a Tank.|
Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?
Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.
Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?
Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.
Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank!
|Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.|
Santa: She likes you too?
Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!
|Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?|
Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.
Bunty: What did you do?
Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!
|Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight.|
Banta: What will you do?
|A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.|
"Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge."
A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.
"Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!"
|Banta: My wife isn't talking to me since 2 days, what to do?|
Santa: Just enjoy!