|Bunty: Why are you so lazy?|
Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!
|Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?|
Girlfriend: And video games?
Girlfriend: What else can you leave?
Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!
|Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?|
Pappu: She is still alive!
|Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?|
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
|A man`s face is his autobiography;|
A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
|Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?|
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
|Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.|
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
|Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!|
|Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.|
Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?
|Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose!|