|When you tell a woman to calm down, it's like they hear "shut up, you're irritating" instead!|
|Banta: What is GST?|
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!
|Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?|
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day!
|Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.|
Bunty: Combine them.
Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!
|Boy: Why you look so mean?|
Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!
|Pappu: Hello Police station, there's like a thousand dead people here!|
Police: Where are you?
Pappu: At the cemetery!
|Inside the examination hall:|
Boy: Aaj Ki Date?
Girl: Aaj Kya, Kal, Parson Kabhi Bhi Nahi.
Boy: Didi Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai Woh Bata Do!
|Bunty: Do you have any superpower?|
Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse!
|One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.|
~ An experienced wife
|Rajinikanth' s computer was invaded by the Ransomware virus.|
The hackers are now pleading with Rajnikanth to release the Viruses!