• Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?<br/>
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?
    Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!
  • Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?<br/>
Santa: Just leave me alone.<br/>
While Pappu leaving the room.<br/>
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?<br/>
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.<br/>
Santa: That's how it feels!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?
    Santa: Just leave me alone.
    While Pappu leaving the room.
    Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
    Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
    Santa: That's how it feels!
  • Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? <br/>
Girl: No there's 26<br/>
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right?
    Girl: No there's 26
    Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
  • Teacher: What is a Barometer?<br/>
Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is a Barometer?
    Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!
  • Bunty: I want a Tank.<br/>
Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?<br/>
Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?<br/>
Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.<br/>
Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: I want a Tank.
    Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?
    Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.
    Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?
    Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.
    Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank!
  • Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.<br/>
Santa: She likes you too?<br/>
Pappu: Yes.<br/>
Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.
    Santa: She likes you too?
    Pappu: Yes.
    Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!
  • Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?<br/>
Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.<br/>
Bunty: What did you do?<br/>
Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?
    Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.
    Bunty: What did you do?
    Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!
  • Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight.<br/>
Banta: What will you do?<br/>
Santa: Lie!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight.
    Banta: What will you do?
    Santa: Lie!
  • A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.<br/>
`Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge.`<br/><br/>

A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.<br/>
`Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!`Upload to Facebook
    A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.
    "Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge."

    A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.
    "Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!"
  • Banta: My wife isn't talking to me since 2 days, what to do?<br/>
Santa: Just enjoy!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: My wife isn't talking to me since 2 days, what to do?
    Santa: Just enjoy!
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