• Fact:<br/>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.<br/><br/>

Truth:<br/>
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
    Fact:
    Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

    Truth:
    Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
  • Independent women are mostly...<br/>
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dependent on their maids!
    Independent women are mostly...
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    dependent on their maids!
  • I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.<br/>
Last night, I went to bed eight times!
    I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.
    Last night, I went to bed eight times!
  • For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.<br/>
It doesn't listen to anything!
    For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.
    It doesn't listen to anything!
  • A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics<br/>
Nurse: How much do you weigh?<br/>
Lady: 135<br/>
The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.<br/>
Nurse: Your height?<br/>
Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.<br/>
The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.<br/>
Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!
    A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics
    Nurse: How much do you weigh?
    Lady: 135
    The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.
    Nurse: Your height?
    Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.
    The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.
    Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!
  • Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?<br/>
Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!
    Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
    Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!
  • The new amendments to motor vehicle act impose heavy penalty for violating traffic rules.<br/>
Lekin Mujhe Kya, Main Toh Lawyer Hoon!
    The new amendments to motor vehicle act impose heavy penalty for violating traffic rules.
    Lekin Mujhe Kya, Main Toh Lawyer Hoon!
  • If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another!
    If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another!
  • Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.<br/>
Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.<br/>
Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.<br/>
Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'<br/>
Jeeto: Ajwine!
    Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.
    Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.
    Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.
    Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'
    Jeeto: Ajwine!
  • Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?<br/>
Santa: Floating Loan!
    Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?
    Santa: Floating Loan!