Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
|Independent women are mostly...|
dependent on their maids!
|I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.|
Last night, I went to bed eight times!
|For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.|
It doesn't listen to anything!
|A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics|
Nurse: How much do you weigh?
The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.
Nurse: Your height?
Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.
The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.
Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!
|Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?|
Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!
|The new amendments to motor vehicle act impose heavy penalty for violating traffic rules.|
Lekin Mujhe Kya, Main Toh Lawyer Hoon!
|If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another!|
|Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.|
Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.
Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.
Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'
|Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?|
Santa: Floating Loan!