• 20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30:<br/>
1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgements!
    20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30:
    1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgements!
  • Santa: Archeologists have found a thousand years old woman's jawbone.<br/>
Banta: How they do know it was a woman's jaw?<br/>
Santa: Because it was still moving!
    Santa: Archeologists have found a thousand years old woman's jawbone.
    Banta: How they do know it was a woman's jaw?
    Santa: Because it was still moving!
  • Pappu: Dad, where is mom?<br/>
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?<br/>
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.<br/>
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?<br/>
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!
    Pappu: Dad, where is mom?
    Santa: In the kitchen. Why?
    Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.
    Santa: Why I can't I sign it?
    Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!
  • Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?<br/>
Pappu: In other nation.<br/>
Bunty: Which nation?<br/>
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!
    Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?
    Pappu: In other nation.
    Bunty: Which nation?
    Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!
  • Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?<br/>
Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
    Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?
    Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
  • Pappu: You are my drug.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?<br/>
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!
    Pappu: You are my drug.
    Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
    Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!
  • Pappu was listening to music in the class.<br/>
Teacher: Pay attention.<br/>
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.<br/>
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?<br/>
Pappu: The last thing you said is, `Pay Attention`!
    Pappu was listening to music in the class.
    Teacher: Pay attention.
    Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.
    Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?
    Pappu: The last thing you said is, "Pay Attention"!
  • On a chat:<br/>
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?<br/>
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.<br/>
Girl: Oh! Who died?<br/>
Boy: My feelings for you!
    On a chat:
    Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
    Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
    Girl: Oh! Who died?
    Boy: My feelings for you!
  • The speed in which a woman says `nothing` when asked `what's wrong` is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming!
    The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's wrong" is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming!
  • A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells an officer:<br/>
`You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!`<br/><br/>

The officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!`<br/>
`Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!`
    A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells an officer:
    "You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"

    The officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!"
    "Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"