• Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have?<br/>
Pappu: One rupee.<br/>
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.<br/>
Pappu: You don't know my father!
    Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have?
    Pappu: One rupee.
    Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
    Pappu: You don't know my father!
  • Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other. <br/>
Banta: Who wins?<br/>
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!
    Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other.
    Banta: Who wins?
    Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!
  • Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets?<br/>
Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST!
    Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets?
    Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST!
  • Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?<br/>
Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
    Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?
    Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
  • Santa: What happened?<br/>
Banta: I got constipation.<br/>
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?<br/>
Banta: NO.<br/>
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!
    Santa: What happened?
    Banta: I got constipation.
    Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?
    Banta: NO.
    Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!
  • Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.<br/>
They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!
    Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
    They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!
  • Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.<br/>
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?<br/>
Santa: No, Toilet paper!
    Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
    Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
    Santa: No, Toilet paper!
  • Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?<br/>
Banta: One.<br/>
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!
    Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?
    Banta: One.
    Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!
  • Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?<br/>
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
    Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?
    Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
  • Pappu: You know I got a raise?<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
    Pappu: You know I got a raise?
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
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