|Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.|
Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
|Ladies never make mistakes...|
They date them!
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
Santa: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
|Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.|
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
|Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?"|
Dentist: Rs 1200.
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
|How to lie to a woman?|
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
|Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.|
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
|Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?|
Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
|Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...|
they can't see you!
|Santa: What did you learn today?|
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!