• Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.<br/>
Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - `Use Dipper at night`!
    Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.
    Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - "Use Dipper at night"!
  • A man in an interrogation room says `I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.`<br/>
`You are the lawyer.` said the policeman.<br/>
`Exactly, so where's my present?` replied the lawyer!
    A man in an interrogation room says "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."
    "You are the lawyer." said the policeman.
    "Exactly, so where's my present?" replied the lawyer!
  • Pinky: How do I look, daddy?<br/>
Santa: With your eyes, sweetheart!
    Pinky: How do I look, daddy?
    Santa: With your eyes, sweetheart!
  • Pro tip:<br/>
A woman's eye roll is her conversation turn signal. Be prepared to turn!
    Pro tip:
    A woman's eye roll is her conversation turn signal. Be prepared to turn!
  • Proposed rate chart outside the doctor's cabin:<br/>
My diagnosis.My treatment - 500<br/>
Your Differential diagnosis - 1000<br/>
Your google doubts - 1500<br/>
Your diagnosis. My treatment  - 2000<br/>
Your diagnosis your treatment - 5000
    Proposed rate chart outside the doctor's cabin:
    My diagnosis.My treatment - 500
    Your Differential diagnosis - 1000
    Your google doubts - 1500
    Your diagnosis. My treatment - 2000
    Your diagnosis your treatment - 5000
  • Girlfriend: Tell me something about yourself.<br/>
Pappu: I like working out, staying fit and eating healthy and lying!
    Girlfriend: Tell me something about yourself.
    Pappu: I like working out, staying fit and eating healthy and lying!
  • Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy!
    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy!
  • Banta: They say time is a great healer.<br/>
Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long!
    Banta: They say time is a great healer.
    Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long!
  • Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?<br/>
Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.<br/>
Jeeto: I never correct you.<br/>
Santa is stunned!
    Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?
    Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.
    Jeeto: I never correct you.
    Santa is stunned!
  • Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:<br/>
IN, OUT & LBW.<br/>
Someone asked, `What is this LBW for?`<br/>
Santa: Let this Bloody Wait!
    Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
    IN, OUT & LBW.
    Someone asked, "What is this LBW for?"
    Santa: Let this Bloody Wait!