|Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have?|
Pappu: One rupee.
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
Pappu: You don't know my father!
|Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other. |
Banta: Who wins?
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!
|Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets?|
Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST!
|Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?|
Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
|Santa: What happened?|
Banta: I got constipation.
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!
|Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.|
They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!
|Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.|
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
Santa: No, Toilet paper!
|Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?|
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!
|Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?|
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
|Pappu: You know I got a raise?|
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!