• Pappu went to get a Tattoo:<br/>
Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?<br/>
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.<br/>
Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!
    Pappu went to get a Tattoo:
    Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?
    Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
    Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!
  • Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.<br/>
Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!
    Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.
    Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!
  • Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman!
    Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman!
  • Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?<br/>
Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.<br/>
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!
    Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?
    Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.
    Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!
  • Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?<br/>
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!<br/>
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
    Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?
    Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
    Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
  • Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?<br/>
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.<br/>
Santa came back with Nirma!
    Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?
    Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
    Santa came back with Nirma!
  • Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? <br/>
Pappu: A can't opener!
    Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    Pappu: A can't opener!
  • Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.<br/>
Banta: Is he fine?<br/>
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!
    Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
    Banta: Is he fine?
    Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!
  • When a woman says `We need to talk`.<br/>
Why is it never about sports?
    When a woman says "We need to talk".
    Why is it never about sports?
  • Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, can you?
    Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?
    Santa: I don't know, can you?