|20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30:|
1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgements!
|Santa: Archeologists have found a thousand years old woman's jawbone.|
Banta: How they do know it was a woman's jaw?
Santa: Because it was still moving!
|Pappu: Dad, where is mom?|
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!
|Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?|
Pappu: In other nation.
Bunty: Which nation?
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!
|Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?|
Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
|Pappu: You are my drug.|
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!
|Pappu was listening to music in the class.|
Teacher: Pay attention.
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?
Pappu: The last thing you said is, "Pay Attention"!
|On a chat:|
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
Girl: Oh! Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you!
|The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's wrong" is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming!|
|A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells an officer:|
"You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"
The officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!"
"Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"