• Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.<br/>
Santa: Then press Ctrl+TUpload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.
    Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
  • Ladies never make mistakes...<br/>
They date them!Upload to Facebook
    Ladies never make mistakes...
    They date them!
  • At Starbucks:<br/>
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?<br/>
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.<br/>
Santa: And Sugar?<br/>
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.<br/>
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!Upload to Facebook
    At Starbucks:
    Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
    Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
    Santa: And Sugar?
    Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
    Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
  • Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.<br />
Jeeto: Why?<br />
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.
    Jeeto: Why?
    Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
  • Santa in extreme pain, `How much to have a tooth pulled?`<br />
Dentist: Rs 1200.<br />
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?<br />
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!Upload to Facebook
    Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?"
    Dentist: Rs 1200.
    Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
    Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
  • How to lie to a woman?<br/>
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
Upload to Facebook
    How to lie to a woman?
    Never mind, she already knows the truth!
  • Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.<br/>
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.
    Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
    Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
  • Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?<br/>
Santa: Ireland.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?
    Santa: Ireland.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
  • Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...<br/>
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they can't see you!Upload to Facebook
    Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...
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    they can't see you!
  • Santa: What did you learn today?<br/>
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: What did you learn today?
    Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
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