|Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.|
Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - "Use Dipper at night"!
|A man in an interrogation room says "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."|
"You are the lawyer." said the policeman.
"Exactly, so where's my present?" replied the lawyer!
|Pinky: How do I look, daddy?|
Santa: With your eyes, sweetheart!
A woman's eye roll is her conversation turn signal. Be prepared to turn!
|Proposed rate chart outside the doctor's cabin:|
My diagnosis.My treatment - 500
Your Differential diagnosis - 1000
Your google doubts - 1500
Your diagnosis. My treatment - 2000
Your diagnosis your treatment - 5000
|Girlfriend: Tell me something about yourself.|
Pappu: I like working out, staying fit and eating healthy and lying!
|Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy!|
|Banta: They say time is a great healer.|
Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long!
|Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?|
Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.
Jeeto: I never correct you.
Santa is stunned!
|Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:|
IN, OUT & LBW.
Someone asked, "What is this LBW for?"
Santa: Let this Bloody Wait!