|Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?|
Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!
|Bunty: I think you should get married now.|
Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?
|A boy's question on social media:|
What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?
Stay away from her!
|Things that can change a woman's mood:|
1. Let's dine out
2. 50% Discount
3. Let's go for a vacation
|Women swear 40% less than men in the movies. Obviously, film industry knows nothing about real women!|
|Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!|
|Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.|
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
|Teacher: Define alcohol.|
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
|Santa: My wife crashed my car.|
Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?
Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom!
|Teacher: Where's your homework?|
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!