• Banta: How does Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain?<BR/>
Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything!
    Banta: How does Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain?
    Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything!
  • Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?<br/>
Pappu: I Love You!
    Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
    Pappu: I Love You!
  • Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?<br/>
Pappu: CNBC.<br/>
Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?<br/>
Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says!
    Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?
    Pappu: CNBC.
    Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?
    Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says!
  • Santa: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?<br/>
Banta: Yes, it's the one that says that anything can go wrong will go wrong.<br/>
Santa: What's about Cole's Law?<br/>
Banta: No, what's that?<br/>
Santa: It's a thin-slice cabbage dipped in mayonnaise and sour cream!
    Santa: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
    Banta: Yes, it's the one that says that anything can go wrong will go wrong.
    Santa: What's about Cole's Law?
    Banta: No, what's that?
    Santa: It's a thin-slice cabbage dipped in mayonnaise and sour cream!
  • Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.<br/>
Banta: Show me.<br/>
Santa: You can't read it!
    Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.
    Banta: Show me.
    Santa: You can't read it!
  • Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!<br/>
Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?<br/>
Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun!
    Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.
    Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!
    Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?
    Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun!
  • Bunty: How was your date?<br/>
Pappu: I don't think my girlfriend will ever go on a date with me.<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Because she says I dance like a zombie trying to hold in a fart.
    Bunty: How was your date?
    Pappu: I don't think my girlfriend will ever go on a date with me.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: Because she says I dance like a zombie trying to hold in a fart.
  • Pappu: Tomorrow, Men and girls will fight each other.<br/>
Bunty: What? But why?<br/>
Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar!
    Pappu: Tomorrow, Men and girls will fight each other.
    Bunty: What? But why?
    Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar!
  • 
A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend. <br/>
Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson. <br/>
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!
    A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend.
    Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson.
    Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!
  • Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say?<br/>
Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
    Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say?
    Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!