• Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?<br/>
Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai!
    Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?
    Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai!
  • Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?<br/>
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
    Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?
    Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
  • Women are pretty simple:<br/>
If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;<br/>
And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad!
    Women are pretty simple:
    If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;
    And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad!
  • Banta: Do you know green tea is a good anti-oxidant?<br/>
Santa: Yeah I know. That's why I always drink green tea in the morning after having 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
    Banta: Do you know green tea is a good anti-oxidant?
    Santa: Yeah I know. That's why I always drink green tea in the morning after having 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
  • If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.<br/>
If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!<br/>
#StopGenderInequality
    If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.
    If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!
    #StopGenderInequality
  • Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... what?<br/>
Pappu: My reflection!
    Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
    Girlfriend: Awww... what?
    Pappu: My reflection!
  • If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.<br/>
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!<br/>
#StopGenderInequality
    If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.
    If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!
    #StopGenderInequality
  • It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!
    It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!
  • Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?
    Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.
    Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?
  • Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
    Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.
    Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
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