• Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?<br/>
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
    Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?
    Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
  • Pappu: You know I got a raise?<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
    Pappu: You know I got a raise?
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
  • Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.<br/>
Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.<br/>
Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!
    Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.
    Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.
    Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!
  • Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?<br/>
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
    Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?
    Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
  • Pappu: Do you have any sibling?<br/>
Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!
    Pappu: Do you have any sibling?
    Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!
  • Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?<br/>
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;<br/>
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!
    Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?
    Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
    Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!
  • Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.<br/>
Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
    Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.
    Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
  • Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?<br/>
Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'!
    Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?
    Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'!
  • <b>Charlie Chaplin -</b> I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.<br/>

<b>Shahrukh Khan -</b> I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.<br/>

<b>Santa -</b> I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
    Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.
    Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
    Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
  • Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.<br/>
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
    Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.
    Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
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