• Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?<br/>
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
    Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?
    Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
  • Girl calls her boyfriend:<br/>
Girl: How's the weather?<br/>
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.<br/>
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
    Girl calls her boyfriend:
    Girl: How's the weather?
    Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
    Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
  • Women's viewpoint:<br/>
Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...<br/>
It's straight high blood pressure now!
    Women's viewpoint:
    Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...
    It's straight high blood pressure now!
  • Bunty: What makes life so difficult?<br/>
Pappu: I think people!
    Bunty: What makes life so difficult?
    Pappu: I think people!
  • Girl: You know what<br/>
Boy: What?<br/>
Girl: I love moustaches.<br/>
Boy: I know, Is Liye Tumne Bhi Thodi Thodi Rakhi Hui Hain!
    Girl: You know what
    Boy: What?
    Girl: I love moustaches.
    Boy: I know, Is Liye Tumne Bhi Thodi Thodi Rakhi Hui Hain!
  • Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?<br/>
Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep!
    Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?
    Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep!
  • Men swear they know everything until you ask them who she is!
    Men swear they know everything until you ask them who she is!
  • Pappu: I want to buy a sports bike.<br/>
Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'?
    Pappu: I want to buy a sports bike.
    Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'?
  • Girl: Why do you always follow me around?<br/>
Boy: Since my childhood, my parents have told me to follow my dreams!
    Girl: Why do you always follow me around?
    Boy: Since my childhood, my parents have told me to follow my dreams!
  • Police pulled Santa's car:<br/>
Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal?<br/>
Santa: Yes.<br/>
Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you?<br/>
Santa: I thought you wanted to race!
    Police pulled Santa's car:
    Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal?
    Santa: Yes.
    Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you?
    Santa: I thought you wanted to race!