• Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?<br/>
Santa: That's literally all I drink!
    Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?
    Santa: That's literally all I drink!
  • Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?<br/>
Pappu: Jack<br/>
Girl: Jack who?<br/>
Pappu: Jack Daniels!
    Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?
    Pappu: Jack
    Girl: Jack who?
    Pappu: Jack Daniels!
  • Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?<br/>
Girl: I lost my job.<br/>
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.<br/>
Girl: Wow! Which position?<br/>
Pappu: Daughter-in-law!
    Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?
    Girl: I lost my job.
    Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
    Girl: Wow! Which position?
    Pappu: Daughter-in-law!
  • Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?<br/>
Santa: Whiskeypedia!
    Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?
    Santa: Whiskeypedia!
  • Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.<br/>
Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye?
    Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.
    Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye?
  • If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.<br/>
Is the man right or wrong?
    If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.
    Is the man right or wrong?
  • Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!<br/>
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
    Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
  • True saying:<br/>
Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
    True saying:
    Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
  • Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!<br/>
Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.<br/>
Santa: Men, what?
    Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!
    Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.
    Santa: Men, what?
  • While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.<br/>
Shopkeeper: Still Water?<br/>
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!
    While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.
    Shopkeeper: Still Water?
    Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!