• Banta: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?<br/>
Santa: Reality!
    Banta: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
    Santa: Reality!
  • A lady crashed her car. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile, drinking beer from a can, in his car at the time.<br/>
The police said he was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard garden!
    A lady crashed her car. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile, drinking beer from a can, in his car at the time.
    The police said he was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard garden!
  • Santa: Do you know what lawyers wear to court?<br/>
Banta: What?<br/>
Santa: Law suits!
    Santa: Do you know what lawyers wear to court?
    Banta: What?
    Santa: Law suits!
  • Santa Apni Billi Se Tang Aa Kar Use Door Chhod Aaya. Ghar Aaya Toh Billi Wapas Aa Gayi Thi!<br/>
Doosari Baar Bhi Aisa Hi Hua!<br/>
Teesri Baar Bahut Door Aur Mushkil Bhare Raaste Pe Chhod Aaya. Jab Wapas Aa Raha Toh Usene Apni Biwi Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puch, `Kya Billi Ghar Aa Gayi?`<br/>
Biwi: Ji, Use Toh Bahut Der Ho Gayi.<br/>
Santa: Usko Bhej, Main Raasta Bhool Gaya Hun!
    Santa Apni Billi Se Tang Aa Kar Use Door Chhod Aaya. Ghar Aaya Toh Billi Wapas Aa Gayi Thi!
    Doosari Baar Bhi Aisa Hi Hua!
    Teesri Baar Bahut Door Aur Mushkil Bhare Raaste Pe Chhod Aaya. Jab Wapas Aa Raha Toh Usene Apni Biwi Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puch, "Kya Billi Ghar Aa Gayi?"
    Biwi: Ji, Use Toh Bahut Der Ho Gayi.
    Santa: Usko Bhej, Main Raasta Bhool Gaya Hun!
  • Santa: I've named my dog `ten miles`.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day!
    Santa: I've named my dog "ten miles".
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day!
  • Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?<br/>
Pappu: I don't know Miss.<br/>
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!<br/>
Pappu: Woof... woof!
    Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?
    Pappu: I don't know Miss.
    Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!
    Pappu: Woof... woof!
  • I made the mistake of asking Siri `What do women want?`<br/>
My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
    I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"
    My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
  • Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?<br/>
Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot!
    Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?
    Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot!
  • Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...<br/>
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
    Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...
    Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
  • Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.<br/>
He argued, `Many people do it, why only catch me?`<br/>
The pool manager replied, `Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!`
    Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.
    He argued, "Many people do it, why only catch me?"
    The pool manager replied, "Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!"