|Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?|
Santa: That's literally all I drink!
|Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?|
Girl: Jack who?
Pappu: Jack Daniels!
|Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?|
Girl: I lost my job.
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
Girl: Wow! Which position?
|Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?|
|Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.|
Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye?
|If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.|
Is the man right or wrong?
|Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!|
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
|Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!|
Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.
Santa: Men, what?
|While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.|
Shopkeeper: Still Water?
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!