|Interviewer: What's your strength?|
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!
|Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?|
Pappu: I'm nutelling you!
|Girlfriend: How much do you love me?|
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!
|After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.|
Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?
Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.
Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.
Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle!
|Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?|
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
|Girl: How was the first date?|
Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!
|Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.|
Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
|Ladies never make mistakes...|
They date them!
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
Santa: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
|Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.|
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!