• Teacher: What is 1+1?<br/>
Pappu: Happy Hours!
    Teacher: What is 1+1?
    Pappu: Happy Hours!
  • Girl: What are you looking at?<br/>
Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
    Girl: What are you looking at?
    Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
  • Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?<br/>
Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!
    Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?
    Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!
  • Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.<br/>
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
    Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.
    Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
  • Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?<br/>
Bunty: What?<br/>
Pappu: Imagination!
    Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
    Bunty: What?
    Pappu: Imagination!
  • Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.<br/>
Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?<br/>
Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire!
    Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.
    Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?
    Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire!
  • Girl: I like guys with high standards.<br/>
Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai!
    Girl: I like guys with high standards.
    Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai!
  • Women don't hold grudges.<br/>
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
    Women don't hold grudges.
    They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
  • Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter<br/>
Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.<br/>
Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!
    Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter
    Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.
    Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!
  • Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: She married someone else!
    Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: She married someone else!