|Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?|
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
|Pappu: You know I got a raise?|
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
|Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.|
Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.
Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!
|Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?|
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
|Pappu: Do you have any sibling?|
Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!
|Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?|
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!
|Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.|
Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
|Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?|
Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'!
|Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.|
Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
|Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.|
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!