|Teacher: What is 1+1?|
Pappu: Happy Hours!
|Girl: What are you looking at?|
Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
|Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?|
Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!
|Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.|
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!
|Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?|
|Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.|
Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?
Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire!
|Girl: I like guys with high standards.|
Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai!
|Women don't hold grudges.|
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
|Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter|
Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.
Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!
|Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.|
Santa: She married someone else!