• Interviewer: What's your strength?<br/>
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.<br/>
Interviewer: What's your weakness?<br/>
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!
    Interviewer: What's your strength?
    Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
    Interviewer: What's your weakness?
    Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!
  • Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?<br/>
Pappu: I'm nutelling you!
    Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
    Pappu: I'm nutelling you!
  • Girlfriend: How much do you love me?<br/>
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!
    Girlfriend: How much do you love me?
    Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!
  • After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.<br/>
Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?<br/>
Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.<br/>
Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.<br/>
Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle!
    After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.
    Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?
    Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.
    Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.
    Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle!
  • Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?<br/>
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?<br/>
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
    Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?
    Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
    Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
  • Girl: How was the first date?<br/>
Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!
    Girl: How was the first date?
    Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!
  • Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.<br/>
Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
    Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.
    Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
  • Ladies never make mistakes...<br/>
They date them!
    Ladies never make mistakes...
    They date them!
  • At Starbucks:<br/>
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?<br/>
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.<br/>
Santa: And Sugar?<br/>
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.<br/>
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
    At Starbucks:
    Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
    Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
    Santa: And Sugar?
    Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
    Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
  • Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.<br />
Jeeto: Why?<br />
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
    Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.
    Jeeto: Why?
    Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!