• Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?<br/>
Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
    Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?
    Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
  • Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?<br/>
Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
    Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?
    Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
  • Boy: Will you go out with me?<br/>
Girl: No.<br/>
Boy: I have a good heart.<br/>
Girl: I don't need a transplant!
    Boy: Will you go out with me?
    Girl: No.
    Boy: I have a good heart.
    Girl: I don't need a transplant!
  • A boy met a girl in Metro.<br/>
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.<br/>
Boy: Really... are you single?<br/>
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
    A boy met a girl in Metro.
    Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
    Boy: Really... are you single?
    Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
  • Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.<br/>
Bunty: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.<br/>
Bunty: Hua Kya?<br/>
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, `Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!`
    Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.
    Bunty: What happened?
    Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.
    Bunty: Hua Kya?
    Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, "Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!"
  • Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.<br/>
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?<br/>
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
    Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.
    Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
    Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
  • Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?<br/>
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!
    Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?
    Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!
  • Most females don't answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings!
    Most females don't answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings!
  • Boys are very kind-hearted.<br/>
Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
    Boys are very kind-hearted.
    Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
  • Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?<br/>
Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!
    Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?
    Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!