• On a date:<br/>
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.<br/>
Girl: I want pink.<br/>
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
    On a date:
    Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
    Girl: I want pink.
    Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
  • Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?<br/>
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.<br/>
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
    Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?
    Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
    Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
  • Banta: How did you fail your stress test?<br/>
Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test!
    Banta: How did you fail your stress test?
    Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test!
  • One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...<br/>
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    One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...
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  • Women get mad for two things:<br/>
1. For everything!<br/>
2. For nothing!
    Women get mad for two things:
    1. For everything!
    2. For nothing!
  • Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die?<br/>
Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient!
    Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die?
    Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient!
  • Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?<br/>
Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai!
    Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?
    Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai!
  • When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.<br/>
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
    When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
    And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
  • Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!
    Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?
    Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!
  • Bunty: I think you should get married now.<br/>
Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?
    Bunty: I think you should get married now.
    Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?