|Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?|
|Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.|
Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!
|Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?|
Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai!
|Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX?|
Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?
Pappu: Do you accept kidneys?
|Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.|
Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!
|Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.|
Pappu: Woh Kyon?
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?
Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!
|Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?|
Santa: Because they love beaching around!
|Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.|
Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.
Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below!
|Pappu went to a book store.|
Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.
Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?
Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi!
|While traveling in a train.|
Stranger: You're so fit.
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!