|Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?|
Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
|Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?|
Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
|Boy: Will you go out with me?|
Boy: I have a good heart.
Girl: I don't need a transplant!
|A boy met a girl in Metro.|
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Really... are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
|Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.|
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.
Bunty: Hua Kya?
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, "Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!"
|Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.|
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
|Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?|
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!
|Most females don't answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings!|
|Boys are very kind-hearted.|
Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
|Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?|
Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!