Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
|Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!|
Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.
Santa: Men, what?
|While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.|
Shopkeeper: Still Water?
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!
|Ailing Santa in a clinic:|
Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?
Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once!
|Santa: I'm starting to suspect that my wife is getting sick of my bullshit.|
Banta: Why do you think so?
Santa: Because she says it to me all the time!
|Rajinikanth wore sunglasses and the sun set!|
|Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?|
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!
|A man woke up in hospital after an accident.|
He shouted, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!"
|Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.|
Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - "Use Dipper at night"!
|A man in an interrogation room says "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."|
"You are the lawyer." said the policeman.
"Exactly, so where's my present?" replied the lawyer!