• True saying:<br/>
Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
    True saying:
    Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
  • Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!<br/>
Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.<br/>
Santa: Men, what?
    Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!
    Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.
    Santa: Men, what?
  • While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.<br/>
Shopkeeper: Still Water?<br/>
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!
    While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.
    Shopkeeper: Still Water?
    Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!
  • Ailing Santa in a clinic:<br/>
Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?<br/>
Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once!
    Ailing Santa in a clinic:
    Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?
    Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once!
  • Santa: I'm starting to suspect that my wife is getting sick of my bullshit.<br/>
Banta: Why do you think so?<br/>
Santa: Because she says it to me all the time!
    Santa: I'm starting to suspect that my wife is getting sick of my bullshit.
    Banta: Why do you think so?
    Santa: Because she says it to me all the time!
  • Rajinikanth wore sunglasses and the sun set!
    Rajinikanth wore sunglasses and the sun set!
  • Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!
    Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
    Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!
  • A man woke up in hospital after an accident.<br/>
He shouted, `Doctor, I can't feel my legs!`<br/>
The Doctor replied, `I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!`
    A man woke up in hospital after an accident.
    He shouted, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
    The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!"
  • Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.<br/>
Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - `Use Dipper at night`!
    Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.
    Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - "Use Dipper at night"!
  • A man in an interrogation room says `I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.`<br/>
`You are the lawyer.` said the policeman.<br/>
`Exactly, so where's my present?` replied the lawyer!
    A man in an interrogation room says "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."
    "You are the lawyer." said the policeman.
    "Exactly, so where's my present?" replied the lawyer!