• Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?<br/>
Pappu: A drinking problem!
    Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?
    Pappu: A drinking problem!
  • Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names?<br/>
Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call!
    Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names?
    Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call!
  • Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.<br/>
Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye!
    Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.
    Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye!
  • Banta: Do you have any superpower?<br/>
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!
    Banta: Do you have any superpower?
    Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!
  • Santa: What's the wifi password?<br/>
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.<br/>
Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.<br/>
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?<br/>
Santa: Sure, how much is that?<br/>
Barman: ₹ 1000.<br/>
Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?<br/>
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
    Santa: What's the wifi password?
    Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
    Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.
    Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
    Santa: Sure, how much is that?
    Barman: ₹ 1000.
    Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
    Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
  • Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?<br/>
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!
    Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?
    Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!
  • Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!<br/>
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
    Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!
    Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
  • Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa.<br/>
Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein!
    Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?
    Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa.
    Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein!
  • Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?<br/>
Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!
    Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?
    Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!
  • Pappu went to get a Tattoo:<br/>
Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?<br/>
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.<br/>
Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!
    Pappu went to get a Tattoo:
    Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?
    Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
    Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!