|How to lie to a woman?|
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
|Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.|
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
|Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?|
Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
|Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...|
they can't see you!
|Santa: What did you learn today?|
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
|Men greet by abusing each other... they really don't mean it.|
Women greet by complementing each other... they also really don't mean it either!
|Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho...|
Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe!
|At a restaurant:|
Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?
Waiter: Aur Madam?
Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
|Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?|
|On a Date:|
Pappu: Black coffee for two.
Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.
Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!