• How to lie to a woman?<br/>
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
    How to lie to a woman?
    Never mind, she already knows the truth!
  • Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.<br/>
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
    Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.
    Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
    Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
  • Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?<br/>
Santa: Ireland.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
    Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?
    Santa: Ireland.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
  • Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
they can't see you!
    Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    they can't see you!
  • Santa: What did you learn today?<br/>
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
    Santa: What did you learn today?
    Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
  • Men greet by abusing each other... they really don't mean it.<br/>
Women greet by complementing each other... they also really don't mean it either!
    Men greet by abusing each other... they really don't mean it.
    Women greet by complementing each other... they also really don't mean it either!
  • Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho...<br/>
Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe!
    Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho...
    Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe!
  • At a restaurant:<br/>
Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?<br/>
Pappu: Coffee<br/>
Waiter: Aur Madam?<br/>
Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
    At a restaurant:
    Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?
    Pappu: Coffee
    Waiter: Aur Madam?
    Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
  • Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?<br/>
Santa: Retired!
    Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
    Santa: Retired!
  • On a Date:<br/>
Pappu: Black coffee for two.<br/>
Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.<br/>
Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!
    On a Date:
    Pappu: Black coffee for two.
    Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.
    Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!