• Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?<br/>
Santa: Reservations!
    Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?
    Santa: Reservations!
  • Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.<br/>
Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!
    Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.
    Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!
  • Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?<br/>
Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai!
    Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?
    Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai!
  • Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX?<br/>
Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?<br/>
Pappu: Do you accept kidneys?
    Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX?
    Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?
    Pappu: Do you accept kidneys?
  • Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!
    Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!
  • Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.<br/>
Pappu: Woh Kyon?<br/>
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?<br/>
Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!
    Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.
    Pappu: Woh Kyon?
    Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?
    Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!
  • Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because they love beaching around!
    Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Because they love beaching around!
  • Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.<br/>
Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.<br/>
Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below!
    Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.
    Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.
    Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below!
  • Pappu went to a book store.<br/>
Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.<br/>
Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?<br/>
Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi!
    Pappu went to a book store.
    Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.
    Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?
    Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi!
  • While traveling in a train.<br/>
Stranger: You're so fit.<br/>
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!
    While traveling in a train.
    Stranger: You're so fit.
    Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!
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