|On a date:|
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
Girl: I want pink.
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
|Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?|
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
|Banta: How did you fail your stress test?|
Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test!
|One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...|
|Women get mad for two things:|
1. For everything!
2. For nothing!
|Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die?|
Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient!
|Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?|
Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai!
|When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.|
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
|Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?|
Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!
|Bunty: I think you should get married now.|
Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?