• Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.<br/>
Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!
    Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.
    Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!
  • Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?<br/>
Pappu: There is no food!
    Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?
    Pappu: There is no food!
  • Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females?<br/>
Santa: Because they love digging up the best!
    Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females?
    Santa: Because they love digging up the best!
  • Boy: Goodnight!<br/>
Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something?<br/>
Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have!
    Boy: Goodnight!
    Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something?
    Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have!
  • Girl: I like people who don't fear death.<br/>
Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!
    Girl: I like people who don't fear death.
    Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!
  • Pappu: Dad, I am not able to find the WiFi printer anymore.<br/>
Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley.<br/>
Pappu: Why Bob Marley?<br/>
Santa: Because it's always jammin!
    Pappu: Dad, I am not able to find the WiFi printer anymore.
    Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley.
    Pappu: Why Bob Marley?
    Santa: Because it's always jammin!
  • Judge: What do you call a lawyer, who doesn't know the law?<br/>
Lawyer: A judge!
    Judge: What do you call a lawyer, who doesn't know the law?
    Lawyer: A judge!
  • Bunty: How is your crush?<br/>
Pappu: No more.<br/>
Bunty: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!<br/>
Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
    Bunty: How is your crush?
    Pappu: No more.
    Bunty: What happened?
    Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!
    Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
  • Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?<br/>
Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
    Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?
    Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
  • When she says, `Let me think about it.`<br/>
There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!
    When she says, "Let me think about it."
    There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!