• When a woman says `We need to talk`.<br/>
Why is it never about sports?
    When a woman says "We need to talk".
    Why is it never about sports?
  • Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, can you?
    Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?
    Santa: I don't know, can you?
  • Pappu: My friends stole my report card.<br/>
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.<br/>
Pappu: That they stole?<br/>
Santa: No, that you have friends!
    Pappu: My friends stole my report card.
    Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
    Pappu: That they stole?
    Santa: No, that you have friends!
  • 
Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.<br/>
Pappu: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
    Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.
    Pappu: Why?
    Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
  • Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
    Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
  • Banta: I lost my dog today.<br/>
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.<br/>
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
    Banta: I lost my dog today.
    Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
    Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
  • Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?<br/>
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.<br/>
Santa: How about Cole's Law?<br/>
Banta: No.<br/>
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!
    Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?
    Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
    Santa: How about Cole's Law?
    Banta: No.
    Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!
  • Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?<br/>
Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life!
    Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?
    Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life!
  • Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.<br/>
~ A Housewife
    Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.
    ~ A Housewife
  • Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.<br/>
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!<br/>
Boy: What?<br/>
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do!
    Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.
    Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!
    Boy: What?
    Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do!