|Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.|
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
|Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.|
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.
Boy: Sach Mein?
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!
|Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? |
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
|Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? |
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
|Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?|
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
|Boy: I Love You |
Girl: I need some time and distance.
Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?
|Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun? |
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Chai Wala: Laung?
Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
|Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood? |
Girl: Can you switch off your mobile?
Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?
|A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.|
Boy: I can't sleep.
Girl: But I can... Good Night!
|I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!|