• Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
    Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
  • Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.<br/>
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.<br/>
Boy: Sach Mein?<br/>
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!
    Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.
    Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.
    Boy: Sach Mein?
    Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!
  • Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? <br/>
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
    Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
    Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
  • Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? <br/>
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
    Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru?
    Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
  • Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?<br/>
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
    Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?
    Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
  • Boy: I Love You <br/>
Girl: I need some time and distance. <br/>
Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?
    Boy: I Love You
    Girl: I need some time and distance.
    Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?
  • Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun? <br/> 
Santa: Haan! <br/>
Chai Wala: Elaichi? <br/>
Santa: Haan! <br/>
Chai Wala: Laung? <br/>
Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
    Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?
    Santa: Haan!
    Chai Wala: Elaichi?
    Santa: Haan!
    Chai Wala: Laung?
    Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
  • Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood? <br/>
Girl: Can you switch off your mobile? <br/>
Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?
    Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood?
    Girl: Can you switch off your mobile?
    Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?
  • A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.<br/>
Girl: Hey?<br/>
Boy: I can't sleep.<br/>
Girl: But I can... Good Night!
    A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.
    Girl: Hey?
    Boy: I can't sleep.
    Girl: But I can... Good Night!
  • I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!
    I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!