• A boy's question on social media:<br/>
What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?<br/><br/>

Girl's reply:<br/>
Stay away from her!
    A boy's question on social media:
    What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?

    Girl's reply:
    Stay away from her!
  • Things that can change a woman's mood:<br/>
1. Let's dine out<br/>
2. 50% Discount<br/>
3. Let's go for a vacation
    Things that can change a woman's mood:
    1. Let's dine out
    2. 50% Discount
    3. Let's go for a vacation
  • Women swear 40% less than men in the movies. Obviously, film industry knows nothing about real women!
    Women swear 40% less than men in the movies. Obviously, film industry knows nothing about real women!
  • Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!
    Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!
  • Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.<br/>
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
    Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
    They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
  • Teacher: Define alcohol.<br/>
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
    Teacher: Define alcohol.
    Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
  • Santa: My wife crashed my car.<br/>
Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?<br/>
Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom!
    Santa: My wife crashed my car.
    Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?
    Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom!
  • Teacher: Where's your homework?<br/>
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
    Teacher: Where's your homework?
    Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
  • Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.<br/>
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
    Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.
    Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
  • Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?<br/>
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
    Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?
    Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!