|When a woman says "We need to talk".|
Why is it never about sports?
|Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?|
Santa: I don't know, can you?
|Pappu: My friends stole my report card.|
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
Pappu: That they stole?
Santa: No, that you have friends!
Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.|
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
|Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?|
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
|Banta: I lost my dog today.|
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
|Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?|
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: How about Cole's Law?
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!
|Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?|
Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life!
|Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.|
~ A Housewife
|Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.|
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do!