• While traveling in a train.<br/>
Stranger: You're so fit.<br/>
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!
    While traveling in a train.
    Stranger: You're so fit.
    Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!
  • Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?<br/>
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!
    Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?
    Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!
  • In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant:<br/>
`You didn't bring your lawyer today?`<br/>
Defendant: No, your honour. I've decided to tell the truth!
    In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant:
    "You didn't bring your lawyer today?"
    Defendant: No, your honour. I've decided to tell the truth!
  • Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.<br/>
Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there!
    Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.
    Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there!
  • A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time.<br/>
Cop: Pull over!<br/>
Blonde: No, it's a scarf!
    A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time.
    Cop: Pull over!
    Blonde: No, it's a scarf!
  • Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?<br/>
Santa: No, only when it rains!
    Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?
    Santa: No, only when it rains!
  • Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?<br/>
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!
    Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?
    Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!
  • Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.<br/>
Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.
    Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.
    Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.
  • Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.<br/>
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?<br/>
Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many!
    Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.
    Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?
    Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many!
  • Santa: Behen Ki Shaadi Hai Aur Cards Bhi Nahi Baatein Ab Tak.<br/>
Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do!
    Santa: Behen Ki Shaadi Hai Aur Cards Bhi Nahi Baatein Ab Tak.
    Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do!
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