|While traveling in a train.|
Stranger: You're so fit.
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!
|Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?|
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!
|In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant:|
"You didn't bring your lawyer today?"
Defendant: No, your honour. I've decided to tell the truth!
|Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.|
Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there!
|A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time.|
Cop: Pull over!
Blonde: No, it's a scarf!
|Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?|
Santa: No, only when it rains!
|Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?|
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!
|Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.|
Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.
|Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.|
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?
Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many!
|Santa: Behen Ki Shaadi Hai Aur Cards Bhi Nahi Baatein Ab Tak.|
Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do!