|Boy: Have you watched V for Vendetta?|
Girl: Main Pooja Hun, Vandita Woh Hai!
|Boy: Hi, can I buy you a drink?|
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
|Boy: Hey Sweetie! Please give me a kiss.|
Girl: No, not before marriage.
Boy: Don't worry, I am already married!
|Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?|
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!
Girlfriend: Tum Uss Ladki Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
Boyfriend: OK Baby.
Boyfriend: Tum Uss Ladke Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
Girlfriend: How dare you? We are just friends!
|It takes a real man to realize that one woman is enough!|
|Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?|
Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
|Sometimes women agree with their husbands, just to see the fear, anxiety and nervous confusion on their faces!|
|Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.|
Santa: Because they know good plots!
|Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water every day.|
Pathan: It is impossible.
Pathan: Because I have only 4 glasses at home!