• Men may get over their Ex.<br/>
They can never get over their Xbox!
    Men may get over their Ex.
    They can never get over their Xbox!
  • Believe it or not, being a man is a terribly difficult task...<br/>
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since it consists principally dealing with women!
    Believe it or not, being a man is a terribly difficult task...
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    since it consists principally dealing with women!
  • Girl: Do you drink?<br/>
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga<br/>
Girl: Do you smoke?<br/>
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga<br/>
Girl: GF Hai?<br/>
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga!
    Girl: Do you drink?
    Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga
    Girl: Do you smoke?
    Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga
    Girl: GF Hai?
    Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga!
  • Boy: Tum Free Time Mein Kya Karti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Ignore!
    Boy: Tum Free Time Mein Kya Karti Ho?
    Girl: Ignore!
  • Pappu: I love you.<br/>
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?<br/>
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
    Pappu: I love you.
    Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
    Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
  • Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?<br/>
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
    Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?
    Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
  • Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?<br/>
Pappu: A has a point!
    Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?
    Pappu: A has a point!
  • A girl chatting with a boy:<br/>
Girl: I love you<br/>
Boy: I love you too<br/>
Girl: Too late<br/>
Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57<br/>
Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56?
    A girl chatting with a boy:
    Girl: I love you
    Boy: I love you too
    Girl: Too late
    Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57
    Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56?
  • If women could read minds,<br/>
Every second man will get slapped!
    If women could read minds,
    Every second man will get slapped!
  • Boy: Hey Sweety, Can I kiss you?<br/>
Girl: No, not even in your dreams.<br/>
Boy: In my dreams you're the mother of two kids!
    Boy: Hey Sweety, Can I kiss you?
    Girl: No, not even in your dreams.
    Boy: In my dreams you're the mother of two kids!