• Boy: Tell me something about yourself.<br/>
Girl: I am a mystery.<br/>
Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do!
    Boy: Tell me something about yourself.
    Girl: I am a mystery.
    Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do!
  • Pappu: Do you know why bananas are curved?<br/>
Bunty: No, I don't know.<br/>
Pappu: Nevermind then, I'll ask another monkey!
    Pappu: Do you know why bananas are curved?
    Bunty: No, I don't know.
    Pappu: Nevermind then, I'll ask another monkey!
  • Bunty: How do you know that you made a point to a girl?<br/>
Pappu: When she says 'whatever'!
    Bunty: How do you know that you made a point to a girl?
    Pappu: When she says 'whatever'!
  • A lawyer was once arguing a matter for admission.<br/>
The Judge, after perusing the judgment, remarked, `There is nothing in your case`.<br/>
To which, the lawyer promptly replied, `I know there is nothing`. <br/>
The Judge thereupon observed, `Then why did you file it?` <br/>
Pat came the reply from lawyer: `Because the client wanted your Lordship's opinion and not mine`!
    A lawyer was once arguing a matter for admission.
    The Judge, after perusing the judgment, remarked, "There is nothing in your case".
    To which, the lawyer promptly replied, "I know there is nothing".
    The Judge thereupon observed, "Then why did you file it?"
    Pat came the reply from lawyer: "Because the client wanted your Lordship's opinion and not mine"!
  • Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.<br/>
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?
    Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.
    Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?
  • Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... what?<br/>
Pappu: My reflection!
    Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
    Girlfriend: Awww... what?
    Pappu: My reflection!
  • At Cinema Hall:<br/>
Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho? <br/>
Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi!
    At Cinema Hall:
    Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho?
    Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi!
  • Girlfriend: Do I need to repeat myself?<br/>
Pappu: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time!
    Girlfriend: Do I need to repeat myself?
    Pappu: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time!
  • Converting challenges into opportunity!<br/>
While in ATM Queue<br/>
Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.<br/>
Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married!
    Converting challenges into opportunity!
    While in ATM Queue
    Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.
    Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married!
  • Officer: You were speeding.<br/>
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.<br/>
Officer: There Is no traffic.<br/>
Santa: I am really far behind!
    Officer: You were speeding.
    Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
    Officer: There Is no traffic.
    Santa: I am really far behind!