• Boy: Have you watched V for Vendetta?<br/>
Girl: Main Pooja Hun, Vandita Woh Hai!
    Boy: Have you watched V for Vendetta?
    Girl: Main Pooja Hun, Vandita Woh Hai!
  • Boy: Hi, can I buy you a drink?<br/>
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
    Boy: Hi, can I buy you a drink?
    Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
  • Boy: Hey Sweetie! Please give me a kiss.<br/>
Girl: No, not before marriage.<br/>
Boy: Don't worry, I am already married!
    Boy: Hey Sweetie! Please give me a kiss.
    Girl: No, not before marriage.
    Boy: Don't worry, I am already married!
  • Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?<br/>
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.<br/>
Teacher: So?<br/>
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!
    Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?
    Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
    Teacher: So?
    Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!
  • <b>Difference</b><br/>
Girlfriend: Tum Uss Ladki Se Baat Nahi Karoge.<br/>
Boyfriend: OK Baby.<br/><br/>

Boyfriend: Tum Uss Ladke Se Baat Nahi Karoge.<br/>

Girlfriend: How dare you? We are just friends!
    Difference
    Girlfriend: Tum Uss Ladki Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
    Boyfriend: OK Baby.

    Boyfriend: Tum Uss Ladke Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
    Girlfriend: How dare you? We are just friends!
  • It takes a real man to realize that one woman is enough!
    It takes a real man to realize that one woman is enough!
  • Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?<br/>
Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
    Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
  • Sometimes women agree with their husbands, just to see the fear, anxiety and nervous confusion on their faces!
    Sometimes women agree with their husbands, just to see the fear, anxiety and nervous confusion on their faces!
  • Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because they know good plots!
    Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Because they know good plots!
  • Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water every day.<br/>
Pathan: It is impossible.<br/>
Doctor: Why?<br/>
Pathan: Because I have only 4 glasses at home!
    Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water every day.
    Pathan: It is impossible.
    Doctor: Why?
    Pathan: Because I have only 4 glasses at home!