• Pappu: Papa Mujhe 180CC Pulsar Bike Hi Leni Hai...<br/>
Santa: Beta Tu 180CC Pulsar Le Ya 350CC Ki Bullet, Picha Tune 100CC Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai..
    Pappu: Papa Mujhe 180CC Pulsar Bike Hi Leni Hai...
    Santa: Beta Tu 180CC Pulsar Le Ya 350CC Ki Bullet, Picha Tune 100CC Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai..
  • Santa: What do you want for your birthday?

<br/>Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough.

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Santa: From landline or mobile?
    Santa: What do you want for your birthday?
    Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough.
    Santa: From landline or mobile?
  • Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband,<br/>
The Poor King can take only one step at a time... while the Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.
    Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband,
    The Poor King can take only one step at a time... while the Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.
  • A boy and a girl on chat:
    Girl: Hi baby
    Boy: Hi... how are you?
    Girl: I am fine... could you please send me 15k?
    Boy: 15k! for what?
    Girl: 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes.
    Boy: It's ok my love... take it...
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    Count it, it's 15k and take extra 2k
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    That's for your perfume!
  • Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website.<br/>
You understand nothing, but still you agree.
    Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website.
    You understand nothing, but still you agree.
  • Preeto: Honey my stomach is getting bigger, I think I am pregnant.<br/>
Banta: Yeah, and I know who are the daddies.<br/>
Preeto: Who?<br/>
Banta: McDonald's... Dominos... SubWay... KFC!
    Preeto: Honey my stomach is getting bigger, I think I am pregnant.
    Banta: Yeah, and I know who are the daddies.
    Preeto: Who?
    Banta: McDonald's... Dominos... SubWay... KFC!
  • On an Average Men Spend...
    30% of life Sleeping
    29% of life Working
    And balance is spent...
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    Apologising to Women!
  • Banta: What is the most popular food of India?<br/>
Santa: 'Khao Meri Kasam'!
    Banta: What is the most popular food of India?
    Santa: 'Khao Meri Kasam'!
  • Banta: What is a wedding tragedy?<br/>
Santa: To marry a woman for love, and then find out she has no money.
    Banta: What is a wedding tragedy?
    Santa: To marry a woman for love, and then find out she has no money.
  • Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?<br/>
Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.<br/>
Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!
    Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?
    Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.
    Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!
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