• Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?<br/>
Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform!
    Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?
    Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform!
  • A boy met a girl in a metro.<br/>
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.<br/>
Boy: Oh! are you single?<br/>
Girl: No, I am a dentist!
    A boy met a girl in a metro.
    Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
    Boy: Oh! are you single?
    Girl: No, I am a dentist!
  • Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman?<br/>
Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!
    Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman?
    Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!
  • Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?<br/>
Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!
    Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?
    Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!
  • When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out.<br/>
When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she decides her dress and finishes putting on her makeup!
    When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out.
    When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she decides her dress and finishes putting on her makeup!
  • Women are complex creatures:<br/>
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;<br/>
And if you don't, you are good for nothing!
    Women are complex creatures:
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;
    And if you don't, you are good for nothing!
  • A thought in every woman's mind:<br/>
I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!
    A thought in every woman's mind:
    I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!
  • Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?<br/>
Pappu: Nothing, sir.<br/>
Principal: Exactly!
    Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
    Pappu: Nothing, sir.
    Principal: Exactly!
  • A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
    A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
  • Banta: What happened, why are you so sad?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!
    Banta: What happened, why are you so sad?
    Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!