• Average Male weight - 72kgs<br/>
Average Female weight - 60kgs<br/>

Who knew a working brain weighed 12kgs more!
    Average Male weight - 72kgs
    Average Female weight - 60kgs
    Who knew a working brain weighed 12kgs more!
  • Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?<br/>
Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'!
    Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'!
  • Women look at weddings as a beginning of romance, while men look at weddings as an end of romance!
    Women look at weddings as a beginning of romance, while men look at weddings as an end of romance!
  • If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one?
    If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one?
  • Pappu: Papa I got 90% in my exams.<br/>
Santa: I am proud of you, show me your report card.<br/>
Pappu: Papa you are doubting me, you want proof, you are anti-national. Shame on you.
    Pappu: Papa I got 90% in my exams.
    Santa: I am proud of you, show me your report card.
    Pappu: Papa you are doubting me, you want proof, you are anti-national. Shame on you.
  • Banta to Pinky: Aur Kya Karti Ho Beta?<br/>
Pinky: Programmer Hun, Uncle.<br/>
Banta: Achha Kaun Kaun Program Bana Leti Ho?<br/>
Pinky: Beauty Parlour, Mall, Movies Jaane Ke Program!
    Banta to Pinky: Aur Kya Karti Ho Beta?
    Pinky: Programmer Hun, Uncle.
    Banta: Achha Kaun Kaun Program Bana Leti Ho?
    Pinky: Beauty Parlour, Mall, Movies Jaane Ke Program!
  • <b>After First Date:</b><br/>
Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.<br/>
Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
    After First Date:
    Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.
    Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
  • Men are like Mascara, they usually run at the first sight of emotion!
    Men are like Mascara, they usually run at the first sight of emotion!
  • Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!
    Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?
    Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!
  • Pappu was standing with his bike. A guy came and asked,<br/>
`Bike still for sale?`<br/>
Pappu: Yes, it is.<br/>
Guy: What's the lowest you'll go on it?<br/>
Pappu: 3 Kmph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over!
    Pappu was standing with his bike. A guy came and asked,
    "Bike still for sale?"
    Pappu: Yes, it is.
    Guy: What's the lowest you'll go on it?
    Pappu: 3 Kmph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over!