• Santa:You know Google is a woman?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions!
    Santa:You know Google is a woman?
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions!
  • Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot!
    Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot!
  • Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.<br/>
Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?
    Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.
    Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?
  • Pathan to his landlord: Sir, I think there is a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.<br/>
Landlord: When did you notice it?<br/>
Pathan: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
    Pathan to his landlord: Sir, I think there is a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
    Landlord: When did you notice it?
    Pathan: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
  • Santa: Sorry boss, I can't come to office today, my car has broken down.<br/>
Boss: What about the bus?<br/>
Santa: I don't have a bus!
    Santa: Sorry boss, I can't come to office today, my car has broken down.
    Boss: What about the bus?
    Santa: I don't have a bus!
  • She: Why didn't you call me?<br/>
He: I met with an accident.<br/>
She: So?<br/>
He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you!
    She: Why didn't you call me?
    He: I met with an accident.
    She: So?
    He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you!
  • Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?<br/>
Santa: Yes, I remember.<br/>
Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?<br/>
Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!
    Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?
    Santa: Yes, I remember.
    Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?
    Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!
  • Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?<br/>
Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!
    Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?
    Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!
  • Banta: What is the definition of a husband?<br/>
Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!
    Banta: What is the definition of a husband?
    Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!
  • Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:<br/>
One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!
    Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:
    One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!