|Santa:You know Google is a woman?|
Santa: Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions!
|Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot!|
|Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.|
Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?
|Pathan to his landlord: Sir, I think there is a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.|
Landlord: When did you notice it?
Pathan: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
|Santa: Sorry boss, I can't come to office today, my car has broken down.|
Boss: What about the bus?
Santa: I don't have a bus!
|She: Why didn't you call me?|
He: I met with an accident.
He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you!
|Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?|
Santa: Yes, I remember.
Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?
Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!
|Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?|
Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!
|Banta: What is the definition of a husband?|
Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!
|Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:|
One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!