• Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?<br/>
Bunty: What?<br/>
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!
    Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
    Bunty: What?
    Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!
  • Girl: Do I look tired?<br/>
Boy: No, You look ugly!
    Girl: Do I look tired?
    Boy: No, You look ugly!
  • <b>Boy chatting with his girlfriend:</b><br/><br/>

Girlfriend: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you.<br/>
Boy: No, sorry I have to go.<br/>
Girlfriend: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?<br/>
Boy: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu ced d uf jjnu diujnend...
    Boy chatting with his girlfriend:

    Girlfriend: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you.
    Boy: No, sorry I have to go.
    Girlfriend: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?
    Boy: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu ced d uf jjnu diujnend...
  • Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue?<br/>
Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!
    Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue?
    Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!
  • Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?<br/>
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
    Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?
    Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
  • A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing...<br/>
and man's loyalty is tested when he has everything!
    A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing...
    and man's loyalty is tested when he has everything!
  • Women speak because they want to speak,<br/>
whereas men speak when allowed to speak!
    Women speak because they want to speak,
    whereas men speak when allowed to speak!
  • A lot of women turn into good drivers...<br/>
So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!
    A lot of women turn into good drivers...
    So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!
  • Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe?
Santa: Because they use toilet paper!
    Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe? Santa: Because they use toilet paper!
  • `Divided By Ego, United By Gossips` - Women
`Divided By Women, United By Liquor` - Men
    "Divided By Ego, United By Gossips" - Women "Divided By Women, United By Liquor" - Men