• Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well.<br/>
Bittu: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her!
    Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well.
    Bittu: What happened?
    Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her!
  • Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut!
    Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut!
  • Santa to his friend's son, `So what do you do?`<br/>
Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?<br/>
Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!
    Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?"
    Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?
    Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!
  • Men and women were created equal;
    Buy women continued to improve!
  • Banta: How to lose an argument with a woman?<br/>
Santa: Try to argue with her!
    Banta: How to lose an argument with a woman?
    Santa: Try to argue with her!
  • Banta: What are you planning to do today?<br/>
Santa: Nothing.<br/>
Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday?<br/>
Santa: I haven't finished!
    Banta: What are you planning to do today?
    Santa: Nothing.
    Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday?
    Santa: I haven't finished!
  • Boy: I have a pen and you have a phone number, think of possibilities.<br/>
Girl: I have a sandal and you have a face, think of casualties!
    Boy: I have a pen and you have a phone number, think of possibilities.
    Girl: I have a sandal and you have a face, think of casualties!
  • Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?<br/>
Santa: Beer in each hand!
    Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?
    Santa: Beer in each hand!
  • Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.<br/>
Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!
    Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.
    Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!
  • Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.
    So, he swim into the river and read,
    "Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!