|Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?|
Santa: Because it's worth it.
|On first Date:|
Boy: Kya Logi, Beer?
Girl: Main Nahi Peeti.
Boy: To Phir Cold-drink?
Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi!
|Boy: What do you like in me?|
Girl: People change with time but you didn't.
Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless!
|Teacher: When was Rome built?|
Pappu: At night.
Teacher: How can you say that?
Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
|Women don't want to hear what you think...|
Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice!
|Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted?|
Santa: Because they both wanted it that way.
Banta: Don't understand...
Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape!
|Jeeto: What do you want for your birthday?|
Santa: Just let me win an argument for once!
|Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha,|
"Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?"
Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!
|A girl uploaded an album titled "Bhaiya's Wedding" on Facebook and it has 63 pictures, just selfies. Bhaiya is nowhere to be seen!|
|A woman is like a 'Tea Bag' you never know how strong she is until you bring it to 'Boiling Point'.|