|Girlfriend: War is not good, I want peace.|
Pappu: I also want piece, leg piece!
|Jeeto: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?|
Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.
Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer!
|Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!|
|Girl: What's your hobby?|
Girl: Awww... same here.
Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho?
|A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.|
Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.
Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening!
|Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?|
Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever!
|Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.|
Banta: And what is that?
|Girlfriend: Tell me those 3 magical words.|
Pappu: Got Jio Sim!
|A woman at airport security check:|
May I go through again?
Security Officer: But why?
Woman: I am trying to find something in my purse!
|Pappu: I can't sleep at night?|
Girlfriend: Why, do you have insomnia?
Pappu: No, I don't have insomnia, I have a JIO sim!