|Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?|
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!
|Girl: Do I look tired?|
Boy: No, You look ugly!
|Boy chatting with his girlfriend:|
Girlfriend: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you.
Boy: No, sorry I have to go.
Boy: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu ced d uf jjnu diujnend...
|Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue?|
Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!
|Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?|
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
|A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing...|
and man's loyalty is tested when he has everything!
|Women speak because they want to speak,|
whereas men speak when allowed to speak!
|A lot of women turn into good drivers...|
So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!
|Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe? Santa: Because they use toilet paper!|
|"Divided By Ego, United By Gossips" - Women "Divided By Women, United By Liquor" - Men|