• Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?<br/>
Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!
    Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
    Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!
  • Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?<br/>
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
    Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?
    Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
  • Waiter: Do you need anything else?<br/>
Pappu: Yes, a cup of black coffee.<br/>
Waiter: And how would you like your coffee?<br/>
Pappu: Mmmm... black and in a cup!
    Waiter: Do you need anything else?
    Pappu: Yes, a cup of black coffee.
    Waiter: And how would you like your coffee?
    Pappu: Mmmm... black and in a cup!
  • Santa: My wife takes care of me like a Rupees 2000 note.<br/>
Banta: Wow, that's really very respectful.<br/>
Santa: Yeah, she shouts at me `I can neither change you nor throw you`!
    Santa: My wife takes care of me like a Rupees 2000 note.
    Banta: Wow, that's really very respectful.
    Santa: Yeah, she shouts at me "I can neither change you nor throw you"!
  • When a husband stays alone for a night, the fridge gets over 100 views in just a few hours!
    When a husband stays alone for a night, the fridge gets over 100 views in just a few hours!
  • Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.<br/>
Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!
    Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.
    Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!
  • Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after 7 PM.<br/>
Santa: Yeah sure, no problem.<br/>
Doctor: Not white wine.<br/>
Santa(shockingly): What?
    Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after 7 PM.
    Santa: Yeah sure, no problem.
    Doctor: Not white wine.
    Santa(shockingly): What?
  • Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick?<br/>
Pappu: Nope, you're the first one!
    Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick?
    Pappu: Nope, you're the first one!
  • Girlfriend: What do you think about our love?<br/>
Pappu: Try to count the stars in the sky.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... it's infinite!<br/>
Pappu: No darling, it's a waste of time!
    Girlfriend: What do you think about our love?
    Pappu: Try to count the stars in the sky.
    Girlfriend: Awww... it's infinite!
    Pappu: No darling, it's a waste of time!
  • Pappu: You know that lady used Face Detection lock/unlock feature on her iPhone7. Now she can't unlock the iPhone 7.<br/>
Bunty: Why, what happened?<br/>
Pappu: Because she removed her make-up!
    Pappu: You know that lady used Face Detection lock/unlock feature on her iPhone7. Now she can't unlock the iPhone 7.
    Bunty: Why, what happened?
    Pappu: Because she removed her make-up!