• Girlfriend: War is not good, I want peace.<br/>
Pappu: I also want piece, leg piece!
    Girlfriend: War is not good, I want peace.
    Pappu: I also want piece, leg piece!
  • Jeeto: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?<br/>
Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.<br/>
Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer!
    Jeeto: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?
    Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.
    Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer!
  • Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!
    Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!
  • Girl: What's your hobby?<br/>
Boy: Traveling!<br/>
Girl: Awww... same here.<br/>
Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho?
    Girl: What's your hobby?
    Boy: Traveling!
    Girl: Awww... same here.
    Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho?
  • A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.<br/>
Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.<br/>
Cop: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening!
    A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.
    Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.
    Cop: Why?
    Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening!
  • Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?<br/>
Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever!
    Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?
    Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever!
  • Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.<br/>
Banta: And what is that? <br/>
Santa: Affordability!
    Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.
    Banta: And what is that?
    Santa: Affordability!
  • Girlfriend: Tell me those 3 magical words.<br/>
Pappu: Got Jio Sim!
    Girlfriend: Tell me those 3 magical words.
    Pappu: Got Jio Sim!
  • A woman at airport security check:<br/>
May I go through again?<br/>
Security Officer: But why?<br/>
Woman: I am trying to find something in my purse!
    A woman at airport security check:
    May I go through again?
    Security Officer: But why?
    Woman: I am trying to find something in my purse!
  • Pappu: I can't sleep at night?<br/>
Girlfriend: Why, do you have insomnia?<br/>
Pappu: No, I don't have insomnia, I have a JIO sim!
    Pappu: I can't sleep at night?
    Girlfriend: Why, do you have insomnia?
    Pappu: No, I don't have insomnia, I have a JIO sim!