|Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?|
Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!
|Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?|
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
|Waiter: Do you need anything else?|
Pappu: Yes, a cup of black coffee.
Waiter: And how would you like your coffee?
Pappu: Mmmm... black and in a cup!
|Santa: My wife takes care of me like a Rupees 2000 note.|
Banta: Wow, that's really very respectful.
Santa: Yeah, she shouts at me "I can neither change you nor throw you"!
|When a husband stays alone for a night, the fridge gets over 100 views in just a few hours!|
|Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.|
Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!
|Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after 7 PM.|
Santa: Yeah sure, no problem.
Doctor: Not white wine.
|Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick?|
Pappu: Nope, you're the first one!
|Girlfriend: What do you think about our love?|
Pappu: Try to count the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Awww... it's infinite!
Pappu: No darling, it's a waste of time!
|Pappu: You know that lady used Face Detection lock/unlock feature on her iPhone7. Now she can't unlock the iPhone 7.|
Bunty: Why, what happened?
Pappu: Because she removed her make-up!