|Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well.|
Bittu: What happened?
Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her!
|Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut!|
|Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?"|
Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?
Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!
|Men and women were created equal;|
Buy women continued to improve!
|Banta: How to lose an argument with a woman?|
Santa: Try to argue with her!
|Banta: What are you planning to do today?|
Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday?
Santa: I haven't finished!
|Boy: I have a pen and you have a phone number, think of possibilities.|
Girl: I have a sandal and you have a face, think of casualties!
|Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?|
Santa: Beer in each hand!
|Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.|
Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!
|Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.|
So, he swim into the river and read,
"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!