• I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.<br/>
Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!
    I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.
    Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!
  • Idea Ki Internet Sharing Ad Mein 100 MB Share Karke Aise Expressions Dete Hain Jaise...<br/>
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  • Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice,
    Just point him in the direction of the nearest liquor store!
  • Whisky is a brilliant invention.<br/>
One double and you start feeling single again.
    Whisky is a brilliant invention.
    One double and you start feeling single again.
  • Banta: How do you catch a squirrel?<br/>
Santa: Climb onto a tree and act like a nut.
    Banta: How do you catch a squirrel?
    Santa: Climb onto a tree and act like a nut.
  • I am feeling very unsafe at home due to my wife's comments that I am intolerant.<br/>
So I am planning to migrate to Pattaya!
    I am feeling very unsafe at home due to my wife's comments that I am intolerant.
    So I am planning to migrate to Pattaya!
  • Police: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.<br/>
Police: Kab Se?<br/>
Pappu: Bachpan Se!
    Police: What happened?
    Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.
    Police: Kab Se?
    Pappu: Bachpan Se!
  • Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.<br />
Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties!
    Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
    Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties!
  • Bunty to his teacher: Pappu hit me with a can of soda.
    Teacher: Pappu, could you please explain it?
    Pappu: It's just a soft drink!
  • Banta: Why are you so depressed?<br/>
Santa: My son has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account!
    Banta: Why are you so depressed?
    Santa: My son has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account!
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