• Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?<br/>
Santa: Because it's worth it.Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?
    Santa: Because it's worth it.
  • On first Date:<br/>
Boy: Kya Logi, Beer?<br/>
Girl: Main Nahi Peeti.<br/>
Boy: To Phir Cold-drink?<br/>
Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi!Upload to Facebook
    On first Date:
    Boy: Kya Logi, Beer?
    Girl: Main Nahi Peeti.
    Boy: To Phir Cold-drink?
    Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi!
  • Boy: What do you like in me?<br/>
Girl: People change with time but you didn't.<br/>
Boy: How?<br/>
Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: What do you like in me?
    Girl: People change with time but you didn't.
    Boy: How?
    Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless!
  • Teacher: When was Rome built?<br/>
Pappu: At night.<br/>
Teacher: How can you say that?<br/>
Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: When was Rome built?
    Pappu: At night.
    Teacher: How can you say that?
    Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
  • Women don't want to hear what you think...<br/>
Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice!Upload to Facebook
    Women don't want to hear what you think...
    Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice!
  • Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted?<br/>
Santa: Because they both wanted it that way.<br/>
Banta: Don't understand...<br/>
Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape! Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted?
    Santa: Because they both wanted it that way.
    Banta: Don't understand...
    Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape!
  • Jeeto: What do you want for your birthday?<br/>
Santa: Just let me win an argument for once!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: What do you want for your birthday?
    Santa: Just let me win an argument for once!
  • Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha,<br/>
`Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?`<br/>
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Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha,
    "Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?"
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    Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!
  • A girl uploaded an album titled `Bhaiya's Wedding` on Facebook and it has 63 pictures, just selfies. Bhaiya is nowhere to be seen!Upload to Facebook
    A girl uploaded an album titled "Bhaiya's Wedding" on Facebook and it has 63 pictures, just selfies. Bhaiya is nowhere to be seen!
  • A woman is like a 'Tea Bag' you never know how strong she is until you bring it to 'Boiling Point'.Upload to Facebook
    A woman is like a 'Tea Bag' you never know how strong she is until you bring it to 'Boiling Point'.
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