|A boy met a girl in a metro.|
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Oh! are you single?
Girl: No, I am a dentist!
|Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman?|
Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!
|Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?|
Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!
|When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out.|
When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she decides her dress and finishes putting on her makeup!
|Women are complex creatures:|
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;
And if you don't, you are good for nothing!
|A thought in every woman's mind:|
I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!
|Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?|
Pappu: Nothing, sir.
|A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!|
|Banta: What happened, why are you so sad?|
Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!
|Teacher: Where is your homework?|
Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!