|I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.|
Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!
|Idea Ki Internet Sharing Ad Mein 100 MB Share Karke Aise Expressions Dete Hain Jaise...|
Apni Aadhi Jaaydaad De Di Ho Kisi Ko!
|Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice,|
Just point him in the direction of the nearest liquor store!
|Whisky is a brilliant invention.|
One double and you start feeling single again.
|Banta: How do you catch a squirrel?|
Santa: Climb onto a tree and act like a nut.
|I am feeling very unsafe at home due to my wife's comments that I am intolerant.|
So I am planning to migrate to Pattaya!
|Police: What happened?|
Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.
Police: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!
|Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.|
Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties!
|Bunty to his teacher: Pappu hit me with a can of soda.|
Teacher: Pappu, could you please explain it?
Pappu: It's just a soft drink!
|Banta: Why are you so depressed?|
Santa: My son has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account!