• If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one?
    If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one?
  • Pappu: Papa I got 90% in my exams.<br/>
Santa: I am proud of you, show me your report card.<br/>
Pappu: Papa you are doubting me, you want proof, you are anti-national. Shame on you.
    Pappu: Papa I got 90% in my exams.
    Santa: I am proud of you, show me your report card.
    Pappu: Papa you are doubting me, you want proof, you are anti-national. Shame on you.
  • Banta to Pinky: Aur Kya Karti Ho Beta?<br/>
Pinky: Programmer Hun, Uncle.<br/>
Banta: Achha Kaun Kaun Program Bana Leti Ho?<br/>
Pinky: Beauty Parlour, Mall, Movies Jaane Ke Program!
    Banta to Pinky: Aur Kya Karti Ho Beta?
    Pinky: Programmer Hun, Uncle.
    Banta: Achha Kaun Kaun Program Bana Leti Ho?
    Pinky: Beauty Parlour, Mall, Movies Jaane Ke Program!
  • <b>After First Date:</b><br/>
Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.<br/>
Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
    After First Date:
    Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.
    Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
  • Men are like Mascara, they usually run at the first sight of emotion!
    Men are like Mascara, they usually run at the first sight of emotion!
  • Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!
    Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?
    Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!
  • Pappu was standing with his bike. A guy came and asked,<br/>
`Bike still for sale?`<br/>
Pappu: Yes, it is.<br/>
Guy: What's the lowest you'll go on it?<br/>
Pappu: 3 Kmph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over!
    Pappu was standing with his bike. A guy came and asked,
    "Bike still for sale?"
    Pappu: Yes, it is.
    Guy: What's the lowest you'll go on it?
    Pappu: 3 Kmph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over!
  • Girlfriend: War is not good, I want peace.<br/>
Pappu: I also want piece, leg piece!
    Girlfriend: War is not good, I want peace.
    Pappu: I also want piece, leg piece!
  • Jeeto: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?<br/>
Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.<br/>
Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer!
    Jeeto: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?
    Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.
    Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer!
  • Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!
    Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!