|If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one?|
|Pappu: Papa I got 90% in my exams.|
Santa: I am proud of you, show me your report card.
Pappu: Papa you are doubting me, you want proof, you are anti-national. Shame on you.
|Banta to Pinky: Aur Kya Karti Ho Beta?|
Pinky: Programmer Hun, Uncle.
Banta: Achha Kaun Kaun Program Bana Leti Ho?
Pinky: Beauty Parlour, Mall, Movies Jaane Ke Program!
|After First Date:|
Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.
Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
|Men are like Mascara, they usually run at the first sight of emotion!|
|Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?|
Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!
|Pappu was standing with his bike. A guy came and asked,|
"Bike still for sale?"
Pappu: Yes, it is.
Guy: What's the lowest you'll go on it?
Pappu: 3 Kmph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over!
|Girlfriend: War is not good, I want peace.|
Pappu: I also want piece, leg piece!
|Jeeto: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?|
Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.
Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer!
|Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!|