Christmas SMS

It's been 4 days since the world ended. However, I have been having so much fun. Eating good food, drinking choicest whiskies and everything good in life.
I think I have come to Heaven since I also have all my friends and family with me. I hope it is the same for you.
Merry Christmas!

Dear friend,
Please eat, drink and make merry responsibly. It's Jesus Christ's birthday and not yours.
Merry Christmas!

Dear Santa,
I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever...
Sincerely

Please Note: Christmas is cancelled.
Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...
As a result, he died laughing!
Anyways, have a Merry Christmas without the presents!

May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace;
The gladness of Christmas give you hope; And the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas!

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end:
The splendour of Christ's humble birth;
And the love of friend for friend!
Merry Xmas!

Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Merry Christmas!

A little smile, a word of cheer;
A bit of love from someone near;
A gift from all those who're dear;
All the worldly advice from some seer;
All the best for the coming year.
These are my Christmas wishes for you, dear!

All I want for Christmas is youuuu...
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..
...
to get hit by a reindeer!
Merry Christmas!

The day ends with a night full of stars that never appeared so prettier than before and each twinkling star is passed along to you with a special wish; that all of the days you live could be like Christmas!
Merry Christmas!

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