• When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.<br/>
Merry Christmas!
    When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
    Merry Christmas!
  • O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,<br/>
Your branches green delight us!<br/>
They are green when summer days are bright,<br/>
They are green when winter snow is white.<br/>
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,<br/>
Your branches green delight us!<br/>
~ Ernst Anschütte<br/>
Merry Christmas!
    O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
    Your branches green delight us!
    They are green when summer days are bright,
    They are green when winter snow is white.
    O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
    Your branches green delight us!
    ~ Ernst Anschütte
    Merry Christmas!
  • I am dreaming of white Christmas;<br/>

With every Christmas card I write.<br/>

May your days be merry and bright;<br/>

And may all your Christmases be white.<br/>

Merry Christmas!
    I am dreaming of white Christmas;
    With every Christmas card I write.
    May your days be merry and bright;
    And may all your Christmases be white.
    Merry Christmas!
  • An old Indian woman slips and falls. She cries, `Hai Meri Kismat!`<br />

A foreigner walks past and says, `Hi! Merry Christmas to you too!`
    An old Indian woman slips and falls. She cries, "Hai Meri Kismat!`
    A foreigner walks past and says, `Hi! Merry Christmas to you too!"
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In short, wishing you a Merry Christmas Before Christmas!
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    In short, wishing you a Merry Christmas Before Christmas!
  • Holiday Season Advice:<br />
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!
    Holiday Season Advice:
    Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!
  • May Santa Claus shower the bounties of love, laughter, peace and happiness on you at all times!<br />
Merry Christmas!
    May Santa Claus shower the bounties of love, laughter, peace and happiness on you at all times!
    Merry Christmas!
  • May your life be colourful, magnificent, shimmering and joyful - as the magic of Christmas spreads on you!<br />
Merry Christmas!
    May your life be colourful, magnificent, shimmering and joyful - as the magic of Christmas spreads on you!
    Merry Christmas!
  • Child 1: We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
    Child 2: Really, we had turkey!
    Merry Christmas!
  • Santa: Some grey bearded man is using my name and distributing Christmas presents.<br />
Banta: You mean, Santa Claus?<br />
Santa: Yes. I can't distribute gifts but can only spread happiness and laughter!<br />
Merry Christmas!
    Santa: Some grey bearded man is using my name and distributing Christmas presents.
    Banta: You mean, Santa Claus?
    Santa: Yes. I can't distribute gifts but can only spread happiness and laughter!
    Merry Christmas!
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