• I am dreaming of white Christmas;<br/>

With every Christmas card I write.<br/>

May your days be merry and bright;<br/>

And may all your Christmases be white.<br/>

Merry Christmas!
    I am dreaming of white Christmas;
    With every Christmas card I write.
    May your days be merry and bright;
    And may all your Christmases be white.
    Merry Christmas!
  • An old Indian woman slips and falls. She cries, `Hai Meri Kismat!`<br />

A foreigner walks past and says, `Hi! Merry Christmas to you too!`
    An old Indian woman slips and falls. She cries, "Hai Meri Kismat!`
    A foreigner walks past and says, `Hi! Merry Christmas to you too!"
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In short, wishing you a Merry Christmas Before Christmas!
    MC BC!
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    In short, wishing you a Merry Christmas Before Christmas!
  • Holiday Season Advice:<br />
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!
    Holiday Season Advice:
    Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!
  • May Santa Claus shower the bounties of love, laughter, peace and happiness on you at all times!<br />
Merry Christmas!
    May Santa Claus shower the bounties of love, laughter, peace and happiness on you at all times!
    Merry Christmas!
  • May your life be colourful, magnificent, shimmering and joyful - as the magic of Christmas spreads on you!<br />
Merry Christmas!
    May your life be colourful, magnificent, shimmering and joyful - as the magic of Christmas spreads on you!
    Merry Christmas!
  • Child 1: We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
    Child 2: Really, we had turkey!
    Merry Christmas!
  • Santa: Some grey bearded man is using my name and distributing Christmas presents.<br />
Banta: You mean, Santa Claus?<br />
Santa: Yes. I can't distribute gifts but can only spread happiness and laughter!<br />
Merry Christmas!
    Santa: Some grey bearded man is using my name and distributing Christmas presents.
    Banta: You mean, Santa Claus?
    Santa: Yes. I can't distribute gifts but can only spread happiness and laughter!
    Merry Christmas!
  • Joy to the world! the Lord is come;<br />
Let earth receive her King;<br />
Let every heart prepare him room,<br />
And heaven and nature sing,<br />
And heaven and nature sing,<br />
And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing.<br />
~ Isaac Watts<br />
Merry Christmas!
    Joy to the world! the Lord is come;
    Let earth receive her King;
    Let every heart prepare him room,
    And heaven and nature sing,
    And heaven and nature sing,
    And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing.
    ~ Isaac Watts
    Merry Christmas!
  • Angels, from the realms of glory,<br />
Wing your flight o'er all the earth;<br />
Ye who sang creation's story,<br />
Now proclaim Messiah's birth:<br /><br />

Come and worship, come and worship<br />
Worship Christ, the newborn King.<br />
~ James Montgomery<br />
Merry Christmas!
    Angels, from the realms of glory,
    Wing your flight o'er all the earth;
    Ye who sang creation's story,
    Now proclaim Messiah's birth:

    Come and worship, come and worship
    Worship Christ, the newborn King.
    ~ James Montgomery
    Merry Christmas!