• Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?<br />
Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.<br />
Merry Xmas!
    Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
    Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
    Merry Xmas!
  • He knows when you're awake. He knows what you look like. He knows what you've been doing all year round. Sounds like Santa Claus has Facebook!
    Merry Christmas!
  • What will you call a Santa Claus who doesn't fulfill your wishes?<br />
Ghanta Claus<br />
Merry Christmas!
    What will you call a Santa Claus who doesn't fulfill your wishes?
    Ghanta Claus
    Merry Christmas!
  • Santa: I've finally found the true meaning of Xmas.<br />
Banta: And what is it?<br />
Santa: It's for people who can't spell Christmas!<br />
Merry Christmas!
    Santa: I've finally found the true meaning of Xmas.
    Banta: And what is it?
    Santa: It's for people who can't spell Christmas!
    Merry Christmas!
  • It's been 4 days since the world ended. However, I have been having so much fun. Eating good food, drinking choicest whiskies and everything good in life.
    I think I have come to Heaven since I also have all my friends and family with me. I hope it is the same for you.
    Merry Christmas!
  • Dear friend,
    Please eat, drink and make merry responsibly. It's Jesus Christ's birthday and not yours.
    Merry Christmas!
  • Dear Santa,
    I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever...
    Sincerely
  • Please Note: Christmas is cancelled.<br />
Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...<br />
As a result, he died laughing!<br />
Anyways, have a Merry Christmas without the presents!
    Please Note: Christmas is cancelled.
    Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...
    As a result, he died laughing!
    Anyways, have a Merry Christmas without the presents!
  • May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace;<br />
The gladness of Christmas give you hope;
And the warmth of Christmas grant you love.<br />
Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas!
    May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace;
    The gladness of Christmas give you hope; And the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
    Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas!
  • Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end:<br />
The splendour of Christ's humble birth;<br />
And the love of friend for friend!<br />
Merry Xmas!
    Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end:
    The splendour of Christ's humble birth;
    And the love of friend for friend!
    Merry Xmas!
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