|Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?|
Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
|He knows when you're awake. He knows what you look like. He knows what you've been doing all year round. Sounds like Santa Claus has Facebook!|
|What will you call a Santa Claus who doesn't fulfill your wishes?|
|Santa: I've finally found the true meaning of Xmas.|
Banta: And what is it?
Santa: It's for people who can't spell Christmas!
|It's been 4 days since the world ended. However, I have been having so much fun. Eating good food, drinking choicest whiskies and everything good in life.|
I think I have come to Heaven since I also have all my friends and family with me. I hope it is the same for you.
Please eat, drink and make merry responsibly. It's Jesus Christ's birthday and not yours.
I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever...
|Please Note: Christmas is cancelled.|
Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...
As a result, he died laughing!
Anyways, have a Merry Christmas without the presents!
|May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace;|
The gladness of Christmas give you hope; And the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas!
|Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end:|
The splendour of Christ's humble birth;
And the love of friend for friend!