|Life's short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the Internet arguing with strangers about politics!|
|Technology is such a huge part of modern life that I'm never sure whether to believe the sound of rain on the roof or the weather app that says it's sunny outside!|
|It's not bad to be a dumb.|
Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!
|A bunch of us are getting together at my place Saturday night to ignore each other and stare at our phones. Would you like to come?|
|Which was the world's 1st computer?|
An Apple. Eve gave one to Adam!
|If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.|
|Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's App for that, it's called RESPECT!|
|I love hanging out with people who make me forget to look at my phone!|
|I am so glad I was young, wild and crazy before there were cell phones and evidence!|
|I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said, "I don't follow you"!|