• Life's short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the Internet arguing with strangers about politics!
    Life's short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the Internet arguing with strangers about politics!
  • Technology is such a huge part of modern life that I'm never sure whether to believe the sound of rain on the roof or the weather app that says it's sunny outside!
    Technology is such a huge part of modern life that I'm never sure whether to believe the sound of rain on the roof or the weather app that says it's sunny outside!
  • It's not bad to be a dumb.<br/>
Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!
    It's not bad to be a dumb.
    Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!
  • A bunch of us are getting together at my place Saturday night to ignore each other and stare at our phones. Would you like to come?
    A bunch of us are getting together at my place Saturday night to ignore each other and stare at our phones. Would you like to come?
  • Which was the world's 1st computer?<br />
An Apple. Eve gave one to Adam!
    Which was the world's 1st computer?
    An Apple. Eve gave one to Adam!
  • If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
    If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
  • Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's App for that, it's called RESPECT!
    Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's App for that, it's called RESPECT!
  • I love hanging out with people who make me forget to look at my phone!
    I love hanging out with people who make me forget to look at my phone!
  • I am so glad I was young, wild and crazy before there were cell phones and evidence!
    I am so glad I was young, wild and crazy before there were cell phones and evidence!
  • I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said, `I don't follow you`!
    I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said, "I don't follow you"!