|Life is too short to always remove the USB safely!|
|Can someone please recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?|
|Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?|
Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!
|Internet Dating - The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd!|
|The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it!|
|If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals?|
|We can't upload luck;|
We can't download time;
And Google can't give all the answers in life.
So just 'Login' to reality, and like the 'Status' of your life!
|A clean house indicates that the net is down!|
If you want to find out where your son/daughter is in the house, simply
|Autocorrect was so annoyinf, I changev it in the settingf.....|
Now my lifd has become so simple!