Cricket SMS

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Whichever IPL team Piyush Chawla may play for, he always ensures... 
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the loss of Kings XI Punjab!
Whichever IPL team Piyush Chawla may play for, he always ensures...
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the loss of Kings XI Punjab!
IPL 7:
Vijay Mallya: Yuvraj, why didn't you perform better earlier also?
Yuvraj: It's not my fault. I performed well only after your cheque cleared!
Just In: 
Narendra Modi is the Maxwell of Indian Political League!
Just In:
Narendra Modi is the Maxwell of Indian Political League!
The Cricket frenzy Indians are bent on beating Chris Gayle's record of 333 by giving 334 to NDA!
IPL 7:
The Pakistani ex-cricketers praising Indian players are like hubbies praising their rich in-laws to their wives, even after 14 years of marriage!
IPL 7:
There's no difference between Kings XI Punjab and Delhi Daredevils.
Kings XI Punjab has won 7 matches so far and...
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Delhi Daredevils have lost 7 matches so far!
IPL 7:
Delhi Darevdevils is an extremely versatile team. They can do anything wrong!
IPL 7 match between MI and RCB at Mumbai:
Yuvraj's fate tied to 1 and 6.
Yuvraj is the 6th bowler bowled who bowls 1 over.
15th over... 6 singles
16th over... 1st ball: Single, 6th ball: Six
Next ball Yuvraj Singh literally kicked out of the match on 6 from 10 balls!
If Gujarat's development model was actually good, Parthiv Patel wouldn't be this short even after 12 years of International Cricket!
Kangana hit the ball;
Kangana went for a single;
Kangana did not reach the crease;
Kangana Ranaut!

Quotes

There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed.

Trivia

A young rabbit is called a 'kitten'.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.