Cricket SMS

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Irony: IPL 7 is being telecast live on Sony HD, Channel No. 420 on Tata Sky!
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Umar Gul
Poor Performance of Yuvraj in 2014 T20 World Cup Final
The only way to retire Yuvraj Singh from Cricket is to offer him a safe seat in the General Elections or a Rajya Sabha nomination!
T20 World Cup 2014 Final:
11 off 21 sucked India's momentum
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Royal Challenger Banglore who bought Yuvraj Singh for 14 crore!
T20 World Cup 2014:
11 off 21 sucked India's momentum in finals
Don't ever buy a KENT purifier... because it has UV!
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20.
Same rules should be applied in exams!
Exams timing: Should be reduced to one hour.
Power play: No invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.
Cheer leaders: To dance after every right answer written.
Strategic time-out: Time for students for discussion.
Super Over: Chance for students to form their own question!
1st league of IPL 2014 shall be held in UAE.
BCCI logic: If bookies can't come for IPL, take IPL to their home!
1st phase of IPL 7 in UAE:
Please enjoy the matches... fixed toh Aapki Shadi bhi thi!
Bowler: I had three catches dropped today.
Captain: Yes, but they were all dropped by spectators in the stand!
Apple has clarified that iShant is not an Apple product!

Quotes

Love is not about how many days, months or years you've been together. Love is about how much you love each other everyday.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

Work in bakery if you knead dough.