Cricket SMS

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India's debacle against England in Test Series 2014:
BCCI just confirmed that Return tickets of Indian Cricket Team have been booked on Malaysian Airlines!
India's 3-1 defeat against England in Test Series 2014:
Alia Bhatt: Mummy aur Everest Ko Test Team Mein Lena Chahiye.
Mahesh Bhatt: Kiski Mummy? Aur kaun Everest?
Alia Bhatt: Woh Bolte Hai Na, "Test Mein Best, Mummy Aur Everest"!
India's Test Series defeat against England - 2014:
The first set of people to have taken PM Modi's speech seriously is the Indian Cricket team.
They believe in making Runs only in India!
Whichever IPL team Piyush Chawla may play for, he always ensures... 
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the loss of Kings XI Punjab!
Whichever IPL team Piyush Chawla may play for, he always ensures...
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the loss of Kings XI Punjab!
IPL 7:
Vijay Mallya: Yuvraj, why didn't you perform better earlier also?
Yuvraj: It's not my fault. I performed well only after your cheque cleared!
Just In: 
Narendra Modi is the Maxwell of Indian Political League!
Just In:
Narendra Modi is the Maxwell of Indian Political League!
The Cricket frenzy Indians are bent on beating Chris Gayle's record of 333 by giving 334 to NDA!
IPL 7:
The Pakistani ex-cricketers praising Indian players are like hubbies praising their rich in-laws to their wives, even after 14 years of marriage!
IPL 7:
There's no difference between Kings XI Punjab and Delhi Daredevils.
Kings XI Punjab has won 7 matches so far and...
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Delhi Daredevils have lost 7 matches so far!
IPL 7:
Delhi Darevdevils is an extremely versatile team. They can do anything wrong!

Quotes

There are two rules for achieving anything. Rule No. 1: Get started. Rule No. 2: Keep going.

Trivia

To remove Ink from Clothes:
Put Toothpaste on the Ink Spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

Graffiti

When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!