Cricket SMS

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Whichever IPL team Piyush Chawla may play for, he always ensures... 
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the loss of Kings XI Punjab!
Whichever IPL team Piyush Chawla may play for, he always ensures...
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the loss of Kings XI Punjab!
IPL 7:
Vijay Mallya: Yuvraj, why didn't you perform better earlier also?
Yuvraj: It's not my fault. I performed well only after your cheque cleared!
Just In: 
Narendra Modi is the Maxwell of Indian Political League!
Just In:
Narendra Modi is the Maxwell of Indian Political League!
The Cricket frenzy Indians are bent on beating Chris Gayle's record of 333 by giving 334 to NDA!
IPL 7:
The Pakistani ex-cricketers praising Indian players are like hubbies praising their rich in-laws to their wives, even after 14 years of marriage!
IPL 7:
There's no difference between Kings XI Punjab and Delhi Daredevils.
Kings XI Punjab has won 7 matches so far and...
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Delhi Daredevils have lost 7 matches so far!
IPL 7:
Delhi Darevdevils is an extremely versatile team. They can do anything wrong!
IPL 7 match between MI and RCB at Mumbai:
Yuvraj's fate tied to 1 and 6.
Yuvraj is the 6th bowler bowled who bowls 1 over.
15th over... 6 singles
16th over... 1st ball: Single, 6th ball: Six
Next ball Yuvraj Singh literally kicked out of the match on 6 from 10 balls!
If Gujarat's development model was actually good, Parthiv Patel wouldn't be this short even after 12 years of International Cricket!
Kangana hit the ball;
Kangana went for a single;
Kangana did not reach the crease;
Kangana Ranaut!

Quotes

We have no permanent friend. We have no permanent enemies. We just have permanent interests.

Trivia

France, Italy and Chile have formally recognized the existence of UFOs.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.