Cricket SMS

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Dear Chetan Bhagat, 
Half Girlfriend 
One Night 
Two States 
Three Mistakes 
Five Point Five Point Someone 
Enough of running between the wickets. Next time, better hit a 4 or a 6!
Dear Chetan Bhagat,
Half Girlfriend
One Night
Two States
Three Mistakes
Five Point Five Point Someone
Enough of running between the wickets. Next time, better hit a 4 or a 6!
India's debacle against England in Test Series 2014:
BCCI just confirmed that Return tickets of Indian Cricket Team have been booked on Malaysian Airlines!
India's 3-1 defeat against England in Test Series 2014:
Alia Bhatt: Mummy aur Everest Ko Test Team Mein Lena Chahiye.
Mahesh Bhatt: Kiski Mummy? Aur kaun Everest?
Alia Bhatt: Woh Bolte Hai Na, "Test Mein Best, Mummy Aur Everest"!
India's Test Series defeat against England - 2014:
The first set of people to have taken PM Modi's speech seriously is the Indian Cricket team.
They believe in making Runs only in India!
Whichever IPL team Piyush Chawla may play for, he always ensures... 
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the loss of Kings XI Punjab!
Whichever IPL team Piyush Chawla may play for, he always ensures...
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the loss of Kings XI Punjab!
IPL 7:
Vijay Mallya: Yuvraj, why didn't you perform better earlier also?
Yuvraj: It's not my fault. I performed well only after your cheque cleared!
Just In: 
Narendra Modi is the Maxwell of Indian Political League!
Just In:
Narendra Modi is the Maxwell of Indian Political League!
The Cricket frenzy Indians are bent on beating Chris Gayle's record of 333 by giving 334 to NDA!
IPL 7:
The Pakistani ex-cricketers praising Indian players are like hubbies praising their rich in-laws to their wives, even after 14 years of marriage!
IPL 7:
There's no difference between Kings XI Punjab and Delhi Daredevils.
Kings XI Punjab has won 7 matches so far and...
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Delhi Daredevils have lost 7 matches so far!

Quotes

Mystification is simple; clarity is the hardest thing of all.

Trivia

The average male spends 43 minutes a day staring at 10 different women.

Graffiti

Alimony - When two people make a mistake and one of them continues to pay for it!