• Dear Bachelors,
    If a girl gives you as many chances as DHONI has given to ISHANT SHARMA,
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    please marry her!
  • Ishant's thrashing by Aussies in ODI at Mohali:
    Ishant Sharma doesn't even need a towel to indicate that he's giving away runs!
  • Dhoni to Sachin, "God sent me on earth to show people how to play Cricket".
    Sachin: I never sent anybody!
  • Height of Bravery:
    In the Cricket Stadium, there was a girl who had painted INDIAN flag on her face. A boy kissed her and said, "I love India!"
  • IPLgate:
    M. S. Dhoni's new full name is...

    Meiyappan Srinivasan Dhoni
  • IPL 6 fixing
    Bookies' and fixers' favourite scripture must be the 'Rig' Veda!
  • Murali Vijay proves yet again that he is like an "Aadhar Card". Of occasional importance in India and absolutely useless abroad!
  • 'Pepsi' is not going to be the sponsor of IPL 2014. The new sponsor is going to be 'Whisper' because IPL is going through its worst 'period'!
    'Pepsi' is not going to be the sponsor of IPL 2014. The new sponsor is going to be 'Whisper' because IPL is going through its worst 'period'!
  • IPL 6 finals were such an anti-climax. No one got detained, arrested or slapped!
  • New Incentive Scheme announced by Mukesh Ambani for Mumbai Indians:
    If they win IPL 6 final, all players will get chance to lift "Nita Ambani" turn wise.
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    And if they loose they have to lift his son Akash Ambani!