If a girl gives you as many chances as DHONI has given to ISHANT SHARMA,
please marry her!
|Ishant's thrashing by Aussies in ODI at Mohali:|
Ishant Sharma doesn't even need a towel to indicate that he's giving away runs!
|Dhoni to Sachin, "God sent me on earth to show people how to play Cricket".|
Sachin: I never sent anybody!
|Height of Bravery:|
In the Cricket Stadium, there was a girl who had painted INDIAN flag on her face. A boy kissed her and said, "I love India!"
M. S. Dhoni's new full name is...
Meiyappan Srinivasan Dhoni
|IPL 6 fixing|
Bookies' and fixers' favourite scripture must be the 'Rig' Veda!
|Murali Vijay proves yet again that he is like an "Aadhar Card". Of occasional importance in India and absolutely useless abroad!|
|'Pepsi' is not going to be the sponsor of IPL 2014. The new sponsor is going to be 'Whisper' because IPL is going through its worst 'period'!|
|IPL 6 finals were such an anti-climax. No one got detained, arrested or slapped!|
|New Incentive Scheme announced by Mukesh Ambani for Mumbai Indians:|
If they win IPL 6 final, all players will get chance to lift "Nita Ambani" turn wise.
And if they loose they have to lift his son Akash Ambani!